"Your farts are almost as big as your man tits!"
I made tea before starting this game. Making that tea - boiling the water, pouring it and teabagging said water - took longer than this game did. I clocked 5 minutes. What on earth?!
The story is a small window of time between an average rural man and a too-young-looking woman who is cousin to said man. I believe it to be around christmas time, but it’s hard to tell because there’s hardly any story here. It’s almost the equivalent of fart jokes, without the impact that a fart has. The game’s name alludes to the handling of the interaction. A joke made here on the forum - fartbreak - gives a better summary of what happens. It’s too little, too uninspired - even for a small story. I sincerely hope the dev will do better in the future.
Graphics are PS3 level, which is not bad if it’s a style - but it never stands out. The dev has put extra work in multiple angle shots and animation and I think there’s a small talent brewing there. Someone should collaborate with this dev and set up a proper small story so that the talent can be put to good use. This to me isn't good use.
Gameplay is VN. You click and it ends before you interact. I felt exactly like Bertha, undervalued and used. It gets a star for that analogy.
I can't recommend this, sorry.
I made tea before starting this game. Making that tea - boiling the water, pouring it and teabagging said water - took longer than this game did. I clocked 5 minutes. What on earth?!
The story is a small window of time between an average rural man and a too-young-looking woman who is cousin to said man. I believe it to be around christmas time, but it’s hard to tell because there’s hardly any story here. It’s almost the equivalent of fart jokes, without the impact that a fart has. The game’s name alludes to the handling of the interaction. A joke made here on the forum - fartbreak - gives a better summary of what happens. It’s too little, too uninspired - even for a small story. I sincerely hope the dev will do better in the future.
Graphics are PS3 level, which is not bad if it’s a style - but it never stands out. The dev has put extra work in multiple angle shots and animation and I think there’s a small talent brewing there. Someone should collaborate with this dev and set up a proper small story so that the talent can be put to good use. This to me isn't good use.
Gameplay is VN. You click and it ends before you interact. I felt exactly like Bertha, undervalued and used. It gets a star for that analogy.
I can't recommend this, sorry.