DartBatiatus

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Both men and women agree in polls that perfect boob size is between B and C (closer to C). What is it with devs obsession with cow tits??? :sick:
 

gaga2128

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As we are really lacking good FF7 porn games, I'll take some time to provide some feedback here
- The game's menu is in French and English can't be selected
- I saw a line in FR when speaking to Kwedge, is it supposed to be playable in FR as well?
- If you can't give the characters their real names (for legal reasons maybe?) let us rename them
- Tifa is already well endowed, making those even bigger is, imo, a mistake: for parodies, it's best if the characters really look like their official counterparts, it makes the whole thing more believable. For the same reason I also think for example that it'd be better if she had normal clothes at the start, and a bit later after some corruption or something remove the bra, shorten the skirt, that kind of stuff. Basically, it's better if at the start of the game she acts like the character we all know, and then becomes different thanks to our choices
- BG music would be nice (if you can't use official FF7 loops, there are probably free of use musics that try to mimic the OST that you can use)
- Not sure exactly how but if you do zones in a certain order you are stuck and can't get to Kwedge
- Selecting zones on a map with numbers on it would probably be better? 9 "zones" or so in text only makes it hard to know where is what
- I'm pretty sure most of the tags should be Planned tags and are not currently in the game, is that correct?
 
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capii

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Both men and women agree in polls that perfect boob size is between B and C (closer to C). What is it with devs obsession with cow tits??? :sick:
Yeah, I have no idea what the fuck is going on on their minds. Total bullshit
I hate cow tits, especially on pre-existing characters
 

walker188

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Both men and women agree in polls that perfect boob size is between B and C (closer to C). What is it with devs obsession with cow tits??? :sick:
I would love to see this single poll that settles the matter for all time.

In reality, preferences are varied based on personal experience, local populations natural breast distributions, and our own interaction ie, real life vs porn. Regarding the latter specifically, most of us will happily gobble up 'cow tits' in porno, because they are visually stimulating* ** and have none of the drawback or real life oversized breasts (girl is fat, lower back problems, saggy tits, huge and/or weird nipples).

It's a porno, Tifa is known for having a giant rack and from what i can tell, Aerith has the 'acceptable' boob range window for you, isn't that good enough?



*bigger is better even in antiquity, ancient fertility idols such as the venus of willendorf typically have large breasts
**our lizard brains find things like huge breasts, wide hips, etc attractive because of the association that such a person will easily give birth, and/or nurture offspring well
 

Sarah Ali

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Only 3 screenshots, but it seems promising already. But I wouldn't recommend people to download the game yet before a few updates with H-scenes introduced for Tifa/Aerith first. Gonna keep an eye on this one
 

Saint Blackmoor

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Both men and women agree in polls that perfect boob size is between B and C (closer to C). What is it with devs obsession with cow tits???
Perfect for what? You say, "Both men and women agree." That's hard to believe, because they are coming from different perspectives. It's the same argument as penis size. 5 to 6 inches is suitable for reproduction. But would a woman rather have a man with 7 to 9 inches? That would be painful for a petite woman. But she might be excited about playing with it and giving it a go. But doubtfully having as a long-term partner.
In porn bigger is more popular. (Because it's fantasy) But, IRL, the whole person is what you're attracted to, not just one thing.


Edit: (y)
Started playing and can say it's pretty decent. The dialogue is more than just surface porn game stuff; it goes into detail about the world you inhabit. Many of the backgrounds are suitable for wallpaper images, also. :D
 
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kyotheman101

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Only good thing Tifa is restored to her former glory, bad is everything else, she's even called "Tiffany" in the text describing the game
 

Profap

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Jul 26, 2023
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Multiple protagonist but seems mainly female MC nah bro.
It's because there will be another playable (male) character. Maybe I was too quick to include it.

English side ruined must use French instructions. Le Grille!? What the hell is that?
Lol I did not noticed the game was set automatically in french, I'll fix this asap and release it with new content (I need to test it first to see if there is no bug).

Man, western devs really get shameless. Getting v0.01 out, with AI CG, and Patreon being set up... And with 3 euro membership, not even 1 dollar. Ah nevermind, just saw that you can become a member for free. 3 euro is just a tier donation, i guess.
Game is free indeed, I'm just doing it for fun because I like FF7 and no one is doing it so...

As we are really lacking good FF7 porn games, I'll take some time to provide some feedback here
- The game's menu is in French and English can't be selected
- I saw a line in FR when speaking to Kwedge, is it supposed to be playable in FR as well?
- If you can't give the characters their real names (for legal reasons maybe?) let us rename them
- Tifa is already well endowed, making those even bigger is, imo, a mistake: for parodies, it's best if the characters really look like their official counterparts, it makes the whole thing more believable. For the same reason I also think for example that it'd be better if she had normal clothes at the start, and a bit later after some corruption or something remove the bra, shorten the skirt, that kind of stuff. Basically, it's better if at the start of the game she acts like the character we all know, and then becomes different thanks to our choices
- BG music would be nice (if you can't use official FF7 loops, there are probably free of use musics that try to mimic the OST that you can use)
- Not sure exactly how but if you do zones in a certain order you are stuck and can't get to Kwedge
- Selecting zones on a map with numbers on it would probably be better? 9 "zones" or so in text only makes it hard to know where is what
- I'm pretty sure most of the tags should be Planned tags and are not currently in the game, is that correct?
Ty for your comment,. I have music loops ready (most are FF7 remixes) but idk if I can use them without being striked? Well I'll just put them in it and we'll see lol. I wanted to include a map of Block Market (I'll rename it Brick Market btw) I'll see if I can make something about it.
 
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