v0.141
TLDR: This basket of good ideas is not executed well enough to make a fun or fappable game. If you like Dungeon Keeper and Monster Black Market it is worth a try, but you will have to bring a scoop of patience and wear thick imagination glasses to find pleasure here.
Positives:
+ The dark, dirty, underground, rusted iron Dungeon Keeper aesthetics look good and fit the theme of breeding an evil army of fantasy monsters.
+ Most of the game elements are tutorialized and explained well. Starting a new game gives reasonable player guidance through the game mechanics. The first time you open a menu there's a tutorial message explaining it which helps avoid tutorial overload.
+ There exist (poor) animations for a healthy amount of NPC activities: Breeding room sex, pillory sex, blowjobs, birthing, breastfeeding.
Criticism:
- Some of the rooms are well designed to visually convey their purpose (Butcher, Milking, Pillory rooms). However, other vital rooms are not decorated to show purpose. The baby growing room, slave healing room, and breeding room are just empty boxes. The BJ room and Birthing rooms are distinct, but not decorated to clearly indicate their purpose. The birthing room has a bed frame and a stone floor. This does not intuitively suggest it is where a pregnant mother goes to crap out babies.
- The first hours of the game require you to do a ton of tedious micromanagement. Picking which NPC to breed or milk is an interesting choice for the player. Repeatedly dragging goblins from Birthed -> Growing -> General population is boring repetitive tedium and involves no meaningful player choice. If the player does not have consequential alternatives for a task it should have the option to be automatic from the start of the game.
- There are no insertion animations. Characters instantly snap to dick-inside thrusting.
- Animations in this game are short, symmetrical, sluggish loops that make the NPC's look like they are fucking underwater. Good sex animations have differences in speed between thrust and reset, as well as significant movement in at least one of the bodies over the course of the loop. The stiff and sedate sex in this game is as erotic as rubbing a Barbie and Ken doll together. Your imagination will have to do most of the work.
- As of 0.141 I experience a crash-to-desktop an average of about once per hour. I can discern no pattern in the crashes. Sometimes it crashes a minute after I load a game, other times I can play for over an hour before a crash.
Conclusion: Goblin Virgin Wizard Brothel is the game equivalent of a waffle cone after the ice cream fell on the sidewalk. It is a fine setup for a tasty treat, but without good ice cream (animation) the experience ends up being dry and brittle.
TLDR: This basket of good ideas is not executed well enough to make a fun or fappable game. If you like Dungeon Keeper and Monster Black Market it is worth a try, but you will have to bring a scoop of patience and wear thick imagination glasses to find pleasure here.
Positives:
+ The dark, dirty, underground, rusted iron Dungeon Keeper aesthetics look good and fit the theme of breeding an evil army of fantasy monsters.
+ Most of the game elements are tutorialized and explained well. Starting a new game gives reasonable player guidance through the game mechanics. The first time you open a menu there's a tutorial message explaining it which helps avoid tutorial overload.
+ There exist (poor) animations for a healthy amount of NPC activities: Breeding room sex, pillory sex, blowjobs, birthing, breastfeeding.
Criticism:
- Some of the rooms are well designed to visually convey their purpose (Butcher, Milking, Pillory rooms). However, other vital rooms are not decorated to show purpose. The baby growing room, slave healing room, and breeding room are just empty boxes. The BJ room and Birthing rooms are distinct, but not decorated to clearly indicate their purpose. The birthing room has a bed frame and a stone floor. This does not intuitively suggest it is where a pregnant mother goes to crap out babies.
- The first hours of the game require you to do a ton of tedious micromanagement. Picking which NPC to breed or milk is an interesting choice for the player. Repeatedly dragging goblins from Birthed -> Growing -> General population is boring repetitive tedium and involves no meaningful player choice. If the player does not have consequential alternatives for a task it should have the option to be automatic from the start of the game.
- There are no insertion animations. Characters instantly snap to dick-inside thrusting.
- Animations in this game are short, symmetrical, sluggish loops that make the NPC's look like they are fucking underwater. Good sex animations have differences in speed between thrust and reset, as well as significant movement in at least one of the bodies over the course of the loop. The stiff and sedate sex in this game is as erotic as rubbing a Barbie and Ken doll together. Your imagination will have to do most of the work.
- As of 0.141 I experience a crash-to-desktop an average of about once per hour. I can discern no pattern in the crashes. Sometimes it crashes a minute after I load a game, other times I can play for over an hour before a crash.
Conclusion: Goblin Virgin Wizard Brothel is the game equivalent of a waffle cone after the ice cream fell on the sidewalk. It is a fine setup for a tasty treat, but without good ice cream (animation) the experience ends up being dry and brittle.