Ok, I wanted to love this game, I really did. But there's too much holding it back, and seeing so many 5 star reviews just confused me. Did we even play the same game? Anyway, here are my thoughts.
Cons:
1) I wanted to praise this game for actually being a game, and not just a sex simulator, but good lord, the grind is ridiculous. Way too little reward, for disproportianately hard work. You get anywhere between 500 to 700 gold depending on how quickly you get 5 keys, but most rewards are 1000 gold and above, and even the 'faster' method used to grind money is not reliable. The main issue however, isn't the gameplay itself, its the GODDAMN-
2) -MAP. Yes. This game would be a dozen times better if the map was actually any good. First, lets talk layout; It sucks ass. Since the map is procedurally generated, it means that the rooms and item locations are random each time. On paper, this seems like a good idea. It's supposed to keep the game fresh, and is a cheap way to add replay value. But the problem, is not the idea, its the execution. You see, not only is the environment incredibly dull-looking, its painfully repetitive; meaning you can't even remember where the fuck you are even if you try. This could be alleviated somewhat if we had some landmarks, or if the mini-map isn't mostly worthless (because the map has 3 stories, and ALL of them overlap on top of each other). The ONLY 3 parts of the map that look distinct at ALL, is the fireplace (has no function in the game), the Nexus (where you start), and the Exit room. Everything else is just the same fucking thing, divided to like 2 colors, green and red. So not only are you confused, running around like a headless chicken desperately praying you find keys, and that you wont run into the Widow, and that you can actually remember where the Exit is if you even find it. Let's be honest here, this game did NOT need to be so frustrating. Instead, I think the game would've benefitted from a much smaller map, and have the player search drawers and whatnot to find the key. Maybe even include a simple 'hide' mechanic if she gets too close. Use the damn wardrobe, or under a bed, or something. But speaking of misc mechanics, let's talk-
3) Purification mode. On the surface, this is simple. Find 2 keys out of 5, find a big-ass golden chest, get the stuff inside, and fight her. Sounds simple right?And then you remember point 2. Where the map is just plain ass. If you lucky, you will find 2 keys in the next room, and the Chest another 2 rooms over. If you're unlucky, you'll be spending just as much time IF NOT MORE, than just finding 5 keys for the exit. Of all the 'upgrades' provided in the shop, I think having a perk that shows all items on your minimap, or increasing your luck for key items to appear closer to your starting location, or even having a fucking passive ability to generate more gold would've been good. Because at the end of the day, your fate is decided by RNGesus. And that's one driver you DONT want behind the wheel of your car.
4) The Sex. There's not much to say, and not much to see. I grinded for 3-4 hours, to get the gold for the free mode room, only to find out there's only 6 total animations. Like... wtf... Is that all?
But that's all my anger taken out, so I can at least save a few breaths for the Pros. As much as I've shat on this game so far, there is a good reason I'm still rating it 3 stars.
Pros:
1) I love, absolutely love, the aesthetic design. This shit looks like it could've been a PS1 (or early PS2) game at some point, and the nostalgia is delicious. The Widow also has a pretty decent look, and the jiggle physics certainly help. Overall, I enjoyed how the game looks, or at least tries to look. I also like the variety in the costumes you can unlock, though most are not very sexy imho.
2) While the sex is greatly lacking in number, the dev at least gets the animations right. It features multiple cam angles, which I appreciate, and the animations themselves are quite smooth and pleasing to the eye.
3) Music and SFX is... passable. Nothing special but it doesn't take away from the game either. It does its job well. The chase music gets tiring after awhile, but that applies to all chase music in every horror game ever. The Widow's moans and voice-acting is good; unless she tries to talk cordially, then it just sounds weird. Still, no real complaints in this department.
Overall, I do like this game, but that 'like' is a thumbs up while Im sitting on a bed of thorns and the widow's knife to my nuts. There is so much potential in this game, and I do hope the dev continues moving forward and making even better games, because while this entry is a passing 1st game, it definitely isn't anywhere near polished or competent enough to earn a 5 star review. Heck, it actually deserves a 2, but I gave it 3 because I love the design aesthetic too much.
Cons:
1) I wanted to praise this game for actually being a game, and not just a sex simulator, but good lord, the grind is ridiculous. Way too little reward, for disproportianately hard work. You get anywhere between 500 to 700 gold depending on how quickly you get 5 keys, but most rewards are 1000 gold and above, and even the 'faster' method used to grind money is not reliable. The main issue however, isn't the gameplay itself, its the GODDAMN-
2) -MAP. Yes. This game would be a dozen times better if the map was actually any good. First, lets talk layout; It sucks ass. Since the map is procedurally generated, it means that the rooms and item locations are random each time. On paper, this seems like a good idea. It's supposed to keep the game fresh, and is a cheap way to add replay value. But the problem, is not the idea, its the execution. You see, not only is the environment incredibly dull-looking, its painfully repetitive; meaning you can't even remember where the fuck you are even if you try. This could be alleviated somewhat if we had some landmarks, or if the mini-map isn't mostly worthless (because the map has 3 stories, and ALL of them overlap on top of each other). The ONLY 3 parts of the map that look distinct at ALL, is the fireplace (has no function in the game), the Nexus (where you start), and the Exit room. Everything else is just the same fucking thing, divided to like 2 colors, green and red. So not only are you confused, running around like a headless chicken desperately praying you find keys, and that you wont run into the Widow, and that you can actually remember where the Exit is if you even find it. Let's be honest here, this game did NOT need to be so frustrating. Instead, I think the game would've benefitted from a much smaller map, and have the player search drawers and whatnot to find the key. Maybe even include a simple 'hide' mechanic if she gets too close. Use the damn wardrobe, or under a bed, or something. But speaking of misc mechanics, let's talk-
3) Purification mode. On the surface, this is simple. Find 2 keys out of 5, find a big-ass golden chest, get the stuff inside, and fight her. Sounds simple right?And then you remember point 2. Where the map is just plain ass. If you lucky, you will find 2 keys in the next room, and the Chest another 2 rooms over. If you're unlucky, you'll be spending just as much time IF NOT MORE, than just finding 5 keys for the exit. Of all the 'upgrades' provided in the shop, I think having a perk that shows all items on your minimap, or increasing your luck for key items to appear closer to your starting location, or even having a fucking passive ability to generate more gold would've been good. Because at the end of the day, your fate is decided by RNGesus. And that's one driver you DONT want behind the wheel of your car.
4) The Sex. There's not much to say, and not much to see. I grinded for 3-4 hours, to get the gold for the free mode room, only to find out there's only 6 total animations. Like... wtf... Is that all?
But that's all my anger taken out, so I can at least save a few breaths for the Pros. As much as I've shat on this game so far, there is a good reason I'm still rating it 3 stars.
Pros:
1) I love, absolutely love, the aesthetic design. This shit looks like it could've been a PS1 (or early PS2) game at some point, and the nostalgia is delicious. The Widow also has a pretty decent look, and the jiggle physics certainly help. Overall, I enjoyed how the game looks, or at least tries to look. I also like the variety in the costumes you can unlock, though most are not very sexy imho.
2) While the sex is greatly lacking in number, the dev at least gets the animations right. It features multiple cam angles, which I appreciate, and the animations themselves are quite smooth and pleasing to the eye.
3) Music and SFX is... passable. Nothing special but it doesn't take away from the game either. It does its job well. The chase music gets tiring after awhile, but that applies to all chase music in every horror game ever. The Widow's moans and voice-acting is good; unless she tries to talk cordially, then it just sounds weird. Still, no real complaints in this department.
Overall, I do like this game, but that 'like' is a thumbs up while Im sitting on a bed of thorns and the widow's knife to my nuts. There is so much potential in this game, and I do hope the dev continues moving forward and making even better games, because while this entry is a passing 1st game, it definitely isn't anywhere near polished or competent enough to earn a 5 star review. Heck, it actually deserves a 2, but I gave it 3 because I love the design aesthetic too much.