Stan The Incubus
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Kind of crazy how there's people who might possibly die before this game ever gets released.
Others Happy Heart Panic [Build 23 SS] [Doggie Bones]
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Noctis_
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yup, its what again? a death every 30 secs on this rock roughly? times funny seems so long then next so short.
Doing the math (I cheated), it's closer to roughly 60 deaths every 30 seconds, or about two deaths every second.
AristocraticT
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This is the least aroused I have ever seen folks be over a porn game, on god, holy shit.
Given the last few updates, there really isn't a whole lot for the majority of us to even get aroused over in the game...
Doggie Bones is being a dumbass as far as what content gets added goes in this game. Going from broad appeal to niche is never a good idea. Arguably it is an even stupider design decision than the opposite, i.e. going from niche to widespread appeal. At least the latter guarantees a larger audience if nothing else!
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Well when it takes 7 to 8 months to update the game with one poopy diaper scene and a combat rework for the 3rd or 4th time that no one asks for, that will happen.
camper674
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Which by my calculation, and based on the fact that the last update was released in october puts us in...
Let me check my notes...*squints*
Nowhere fucking near one, try again in 2-3 months.
Fuck, can't believe I'm waiting for this game to get finished to decent state for five (or actually little more) years already.
AristocraticT
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Its a shame, it was high quality at first and they had a finished game done beforehand (happy heart hell)... So it was easy to buy in to the idea that they'd actually produce something. Anything! The scope of this game is so weird for the amount of time between updates, this game *should have been abandoned* by now. I can't envision this game being in a finished, completable state, its been just a slowly bloating demo basically this whole time... It almost seems like the world's worst subscription service for well animated interactable smut scenes once every year, paid monthly.
thats basicly what happened, in general subscriptions sound like a good idea but in practice insentivise the one reciving the payments to not actully finish.
in doggies case the more infuriating part is the constent raido silence, if they would have some public communications people likely wouldnt rag on them AS bad. however any updates to the game are paywalled in the discord...
It'd be depressingly funny if someone basically said "fine i'll do it myself" modded in what ever the hell they wanted and called it "Update #it's fucking done" and you know what? they'd probably be done sooner then doggie ever will be, if the modder could ever un fuck the code that is.
stupid idea, but with all the decryption tools out there think thats whats actually needed? a "community edition" so to speak that will light a fire under doggies backside thats not diaper rash related? i heard people grow faster with competion so thats why i mentioned this.
AristocraticT
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...I think someone modded the game once but it was ill fated. You could always give it a go, dude, but I don't think anyone here wants to *do it themselves* especially when it involves working on someone else's code.
That was me, and it, was, hard. Like so many road blocks, so much limitation, it was personally orginized by the game creator, so I was looking in all the wrong spots and had to rename stuff to make it work, making sure the sprites were converted correctly with the game's engine, if you got the patience and are horny enough to put your oc in the game, go for it man.
Oh and best results for extraction tools was the UndertaleModTool
This game updates faster than moldy cheese, and moldy cheese rots faster than people's expectations for this fucking game. What is even planned to be implemented?