This is an updated review based on v0.11 of the game, previous review was for v0.9 and I believed was due an update to fit the format I tend to prefer.
My usual disclaimers when writing reviews on here are that A. I am here for the "plot" not the plot and B. I generally dislike visual novels. So take both of those into consideration for my review when thinking about this game.
Pros
- Sexy-sex – genuinely one of the outright hottest games I’ve played on f95. @Runey is making a porn game here and does not beat around the bush about it. There is tonnes of fucking and it caters to a fucking lot of kinks (a big reason why I love it in particular is how it specifically uses a lot of my all-time faves: harems, impregnation, BDSM, slaves, CNC). I’ve seen a few reviews say this is a story game with erotic elements… TRUST ME, they are WRONG. The writing is generally hot as well and seems designed to dehydrate me.
- Girls – The obvious highlight of HH is how unique and different each girl is. How many of them take a while to warm up to you (and vice versa) but when they do it always feels worthwhile. One of the things I always say in reviews is that a nice story/characters elevates porn games for me if the sex is already good and here the girls are just top tier.
- Content – Genuinely oodles and oodles of content which is updated very regularly.
- Kali best girl – FIGHT ME!
- Grind is fun – I’ve seen and recall a lot of people saying that HH has a lot of unnecessary grind. However, I want to draw a distinction here with HH and other games where I’ve hated the grind (E.g. Lucky’s Paradox/Hero’s Harem Guild). In HH the “grind” usually involves performing actual sex scenes and there is constantly more variations of those being unlocked. Usually no more than twice per scene to unlock the next tier. Basically, it’s just fun to actually play that.
Mehs
- Visuals – The game uses honey select models and honestly if one were to take stills from the game, it’s nothing particularly special. I’ve said before however that this has the upside of getting more/longer content because Runey doesn’t need to design every pixel on every girl’s arse for every frame. It’s a trade-off for more content and frankly that’s a trade I am happy to make. Even with that in mind, the girls are great and super hot.
Cons
- Some character behaviour which is difficult to deal with – There are more than a few examples of very trope-y behaviour (Ashley’s initial extreme possessiveness and clinginess is an oft-cited example) which can be very off putting. In general though these things get worked through and are revealed to be there for a reason.
- Overly melodramatic backstories – Not always the case but at least a good few of the girls have had rather outrageously tragic lives which can kind of ruin the flow of the fun harem romp that the game is otherwise.
- Occasionally difficult to figure out how to trigger specific events – Speaks for itself, the game is now VERY big and is getting a tad unwieldy without some kind of hint system.
- Lack of choice – Arguably the most disappointing aspect. While you are given many "choices" in dialogue, it feels like they never actually have any impact (in the sense that you will always achieve the same outcome of scenes/story). You might lose/gain relationship points with different girls, but that’s nothing in the scheme of things as you can just grind them back up... Just a bit of a shame that there’s no real choice in the direction things will go.
- Direction of updates – As of v0.14 this has been moved from a "meh" to a "negative". I’ll come back to this in the review body.
Harem Hotel was the very first game I felt compelled to leave a review on, in f95. It’s also the only one (thus far) I’ve also felt like updating my review. Since then I have pretty much held
HH up as the gold standard for what a porn game should be.
The biggest draws of
HH, for me, is that there is already absolutely tonnes in the game. You can probably very happily play for hours and enjoy it the entire time. I’ve also said this before but the actual style of the content is amazing too. The kinks included as well as the writing is fucking hot as hell and designed to suck my soul out through my dick. Add to this some of the outright best girls on the site… Well, you can understand why it’s so popular.
The characters are, for the most part, all actually very fun to interact with and can be pretty interesting in their own right. A couple of overly-tropey characters for sure, but even they can mellow out and become deeper over time (although similarly I find that a few too many of the girls have a "I am 14 and this is deep"-style back-story). Given that I’m here for the fapping though, it's just a bonus.
It is worth saying here: the protag is a bit of a non-entity, but I think that’s deliberate. The draw of the game is that it’s YOUR harem, so you are very clearly supposed to self-insert. This does however mean that often your guy can come across as a bit of a wet-blanket as he doesn’t impose his will that often… But it’s a small quibble.
There is a bit of a grind involved in playing, but I personally felt like it was pretty well disguised in that you are constantly unlocking new actions/scenes. It only felt like I was really grinding stuff on a couple of occasions. Plus, sometimes finding the right time/place to speak to a girl is also a bit of a nuisance, but nothing overboard.
One more consistent whinge I have is the presence of the perks, where girls with certain levels in different can become "cum sluts" or "in love" (for example) but these don't actually seem to offer anything new that the stats themselves don't already do, so they seem a bit superfluous. It would be cool if, perhaps, characters with given perks could have special responses to certain things, or unique scenes, but who knows if that will happen.
So, as of version 0.11 one semi-criticism I had was something that I had previously placed in "meh" but has now been moved into an outright negative.
I said at the time: In the most recent updates, Runey has been favouring longer and more “lore-heavy” scenes. These have included a lot of socio-political aspects (particularly based around having elf slaves) which honestly kind of ruins a lot of the fun for me. It feels like the game is starting to take itself a bit too seriously and thus lose some of its fun momentum. Along with this is the incorporation of a LOT of lore after the fact. It’s not introduced gradually throughout the game but instead sort of late-game in huge chunks. It’s very difficult to slog through, is honestly a bit mind-numbing, and feels like a bit of a lurch in overall tone.
Now, after another 3 updates (as of v0.15.1) I feel confident in saying that not only was I right, but this issue is only getting worse. Unfortunately, I feel like Runey has become somewhat bored with making a light-hearted harem romp where all you do is bang girls and try and get them pregnant. Now every single story arc is becoming related to the elf slave stuff and equal rights and so-on. After about 10 versions of light-hearted fun this genuinely really comes out of nowhere and now it feels like a totally different game. Worse is that they really, REALLY drag on. I think Runey is trying to link all the various plots together so he can build towards an actual
conclusion for the game but honestly, so far I'm finding it very difficult to sit through. It no longer focuses on the girls themselves, and that's simply a bad thing.
Overall, I had rated
HH as a 5/5 for the longest time and ranked it amongst the S-tier games of the site, but the recent updates have actually somewhat killed my enthusiasm for it. It's still great and I'd recommend it to everyone, but this is now the first time I am not only updating a review but lowering my ranking for it...