Harem Island 1.0
With a name like Harem Island, you know what to expect, right? You board a plane and after a surprise event, you crash down on an island where demons are taking men’s lives by orgasm. I played a port of the original Harem Island and the original - and both versions are similar in their experience.
STORY
The story is quite nonsensical and silly, but it works for the fantasy universe the game is set in. You are a young man with a good looking best friend, who asks you to come along and travel with her by plane. Once you do, a bunch of events happen before you end up as one of the few accessible men on an island with women. As you try to learn what happened and to prevent further harm from happening to your crew, the women slowly corrupt you into meaning a bit more for them.
For a 2018 game, the story is coherent and most things make sense. Responses seem well thought out albeit sometimes a bit unnatural, but the writing style is enjoyable and while the story is full of tropes, in the end it all comes together nicely.
PRESENTATION
Keep in mind this was a 2018 game. As of writing, that’s eight years ago. This game looks dated, but not to the point where it’s ugly. Yes, you will find renders with grain and some models that look a bit too plastic. But in the end, that’s not a dealbreaker to tell the story. Locations look believable and the entirety of the plane can and should be explored.
The sexual scenes look pretty good, while most of the banter between characters is done with flat sprites over a static background. It keeps the game light and works - even though it means we don’t see the main character as often. He does suffer from ‘horse cock syndrome’ however, and the women will comment about it continuously. If that’s not your thing - skip this game.
Variety of women is quite large in this game - there are small women and tall women, slim and muscular women, even Asian, African and Alien races. The MC will end up becoming somewhat of a fucking machine, with a secret ending for the person who actually goes to town on all women. Personally, I feel like some of these women still look good enough to appear in games, especially because of the detail on them. Just make sure you actually play until you get to the plane.
While the game is clearly dated, the user interface holds up quite well - aside from some awful navigational choices that break immersion. Overall, the presentation holds up - especially on a smaller screen like a tablet or a phone.
GAMEPLAY
Harem Island starts out as a simple VN where you have to pick positions in order to fuck a woman into orgasm before you hit yours. That’s a nice gameplay touch I haven’t seen anywhere else before. When the game opens up, it becomes a sandbox time-based game with three moments per day: morning, afternoon and evening. You have a very detailed journal with hints that you can use to progress, provided you find the right thing to do at the right moment.
It surprisingly works well and I never referred to external help in order to finish this game. I do admit the description of the stances women want from you are a bit vague, but this can be evaded by pre-saving every selection if necessary. By ¼ of the game, I was acing the sex battles quite easily. If you continue to have any issues with these, consider using this for your playthrough.
OVERALL
Harem Island isn’t a great, standout game - but it is a fun and a hot one at times. It’s a fantasy game, meaning there’s a bit of magic involved, but never to the point where you completely lose touch with earth. The MC is a bit of an idiot, but the women make up for it. Not every woman is written well, but most of them are fun to experience on your quest to become the man of the island. Everyone’s man on the island.
Verdict: 7/10
With a name like Harem Island, you know what to expect, right? You board a plane and after a surprise event, you crash down on an island where demons are taking men’s lives by orgasm. I played a port of the original Harem Island and the original - and both versions are similar in their experience.
STORY
The story is quite nonsensical and silly, but it works for the fantasy universe the game is set in. You are a young man with a good looking best friend, who asks you to come along and travel with her by plane. Once you do, a bunch of events happen before you end up as one of the few accessible men on an island with women. As you try to learn what happened and to prevent further harm from happening to your crew, the women slowly corrupt you into meaning a bit more for them.
For a 2018 game, the story is coherent and most things make sense. Responses seem well thought out albeit sometimes a bit unnatural, but the writing style is enjoyable and while the story is full of tropes, in the end it all comes together nicely.
PRESENTATION
Keep in mind this was a 2018 game. As of writing, that’s eight years ago. This game looks dated, but not to the point where it’s ugly. Yes, you will find renders with grain and some models that look a bit too plastic. But in the end, that’s not a dealbreaker to tell the story. Locations look believable and the entirety of the plane can and should be explored.
The sexual scenes look pretty good, while most of the banter between characters is done with flat sprites over a static background. It keeps the game light and works - even though it means we don’t see the main character as often. He does suffer from ‘horse cock syndrome’ however, and the women will comment about it continuously. If that’s not your thing - skip this game.
Variety of women is quite large in this game - there are small women and tall women, slim and muscular women, even Asian, African and Alien races. The MC will end up becoming somewhat of a fucking machine, with a secret ending for the person who actually goes to town on all women. Personally, I feel like some of these women still look good enough to appear in games, especially because of the detail on them. Just make sure you actually play until you get to the plane.
While the game is clearly dated, the user interface holds up quite well - aside from some awful navigational choices that break immersion. Overall, the presentation holds up - especially on a smaller screen like a tablet or a phone.
GAMEPLAY
Harem Island starts out as a simple VN where you have to pick positions in order to fuck a woman into orgasm before you hit yours. That’s a nice gameplay touch I haven’t seen anywhere else before. When the game opens up, it becomes a sandbox time-based game with three moments per day: morning, afternoon and evening. You have a very detailed journal with hints that you can use to progress, provided you find the right thing to do at the right moment.
It surprisingly works well and I never referred to external help in order to finish this game. I do admit the description of the stances women want from you are a bit vague, but this can be evaded by pre-saving every selection if necessary. By ¼ of the game, I was acing the sex battles quite easily. If you continue to have any issues with these, consider using this for your playthrough.
OVERALL
Harem Island isn’t a great, standout game - but it is a fun and a hot one at times. It’s a fantasy game, meaning there’s a bit of magic involved, but never to the point where you completely lose touch with earth. The MC is a bit of an idiot, but the women make up for it. Not every woman is written well, but most of them are fun to experience on your quest to become the man of the island. Everyone’s man on the island.
Verdict: 7/10