Dear lord.. I swear to you, I felt how this update gave my ancestors a fucking blueball. At some point, I heard the voice of the ghost of my grand grand grand grand grand father sayin "pleeeease, pleeeeeease son, let me fucking nut already"
Review of CH9 for Heart Problems 3/5
I have to say this is not a trash update, but it isn't a good one or a master piece either, like many ppl say. It's a mediocre one, with flavor. And a waste of fucking opportunities.
I think there are two things that cannot be argued about this game (AND even less so in this update). The amount of work on details he puts into it, and the fluid and effective dialogue.
I love how the dude, makes a lot with so few, the graphics are really simple (I would even say bad and dated at some moments (for example, sometimes, the faces of the girls look lifeless, with dead eyes)). But the guy manages to create lovely scenes, loop animations, poses and face expressions that make the whole thing flow. Same with the script, is quick, straight to the point, but at the same time, it's really well thought, it feels natural and fits really well. There are no three pages paragraphs of unnecessary talk, that some snobs love... and neither is too scarce to the point of being two words per interaction before a naughty scene in which you wouldn't feel anything.
What makes this update a mediocre one, is the main focus in teasing and only teasing without any type of delivery or reward to the player. And a friking tragic waste of magnific opportunities. Plus, is even worse if we take into account the amount of time that it took.
This update could've easily been divided into 3 parts, for each of the girls on the beach. Why do I say this? Because it created situations that ended abruptly, after a fantastic crescendo of build up to just be burned out for the sake of moving on.
You can even see it in the ending scene of the chapter, in which a blowjob occurs, but when it happened, after the animation loop, it went away in just three frames.
Ugh... for me, it’s depressing to know that we are not going to come back to these awesome moments, to consummate what was so well started, and that’s the real tragedy. The IP has so much potential and quality, but it wouldn’t be the first time that the creator decides to go for the “long run route”.
Again, an average update 3/5 that didn’t manage to ship the player to a single port. Something that could have easily been solved with a quick fix provided by a side character. Or focusing on less characters.