I love pregnancy, I love impregnation, I recognise the models used and whilst they are low quality assets, I can look past that if the game itself is fun or substantial.
This, however, is just bad. The gameplay loop is you double click on a girl, click the correct option 3 times (they stay the same for each girl and the order doesn't matter) and then you need to type random select words within a time limit, and then you are put into a rhythm game, where you click a sliding circle as it's in the center of a bar it goes back and forth along. Do that for 60 seconds and then you get a screen that tells you if the girl got pregnant or not.
So, what's good and bad in each section? Well, in general, the animations are fucking horrendous, every animation looks like the girl is having a fucking stroke or seizure. Some girls in the waiting room seem to have "moods" shown by their standing animation, but you can never tell what mood they're supposed to have the animations are that bad, and that's even if you notice the animation is different.
Now, for the typing, I can type quite fast and accurately if I need to, but even I came close to failing, and that's not even considering the fact that what you type can sometimes hide what you're supposed to type next! The only positive I can say is that the typing timer only starts once you start typing, so you can see what you need to type long in advance, so if you have great memory, that will help.
Next, the rhythm slider. It lasts too fucking long, all you need it for is to earn money, I don't even think it aids in impregnating the girls. So you can probably just go get a drink for 60 seconds to expire if you don't need the money. What is it used for? To unlock cameras in the waiting room (aka unlock more girls) and to unlock sex positions during this section. I mentioned that all the animations are bad, but what I didn't say is that the sex positions have really weird camera angles, and the male is invisible. Finally, the timing for when to click is off. At first, it seemed like correctly timed clicks just gave a random amount of money, but there is a sort of "good/great/perfect" system. Once I realised that, I went from getting $300 per clicker game to $600+ per game. What was at fault is you essentially need to click as the circle is leaving the center of where you're mean to click, so you need to click later than you normally should.
Finally, some final criticisms. The part where it tells you if you impregnated a girl or not takes too long, as well. Girls never have decent fertility, so you will always be attempting at 5%, 10% or 20% chances, 25% or 30% if you're lucky, but those values seem to only be for one girl. You can wait a day to get a girl who isn't in the waiting room to come in, hopefully with a good fertility rate, but there's a minigame attached to skipping a day too, and it is quite impossible. It's like osu! but you count from 1 to 10 and each number appears instantly and has two other incorrect numbers appear at the same time. Oh, and there's a timer which is too short. Good luck!
This game is bad, and is utter shit. The only good thing about the game is the title screen 2D art, that actually looks nice.
