wouldn't you feed JOHNO and Harry? don't be a terrible host
Mmm invite the two guys to discuss their current behavior. Serve them a good wine with the prepared food. After explaining that we have a conflict of interest regarding Lloyds women.. I would bring dessert while explaining the whole process of how their dinner was prepared...
Not a bad idea to tell those two bastards what is going to happen to them.
Teaching Emma self defense on the beach.....
ALL YOU WANT TO SEE ARE SOME JIU-JITSU HOLDING MOVES WITH HER!!! PERVERTS!!!!!
If you think that is ALL I want from her is to have some jiujitsu training, you really has not been paying attention to my posts
My intentions are always to make her happy. And let her become the great woman I know she can be! A (not so) good example would be around:
E: Ayhsel, we need to tell mom.
A: We can't! Do you have any idea what she will do to me if she discovers we slept together? She will kill me. I may have been a soldier fighting in terrible wars in the past, but I am not telling THAT woman I am dating her 18 years daughter. I am not that brave!
E: Then what are we going to do in 5 months when we can no longer tell her I am getting fat because I have been eating too many chocolate Aunt Lucy brought me?
A: 5 months? I am not worried about that, my beautiful koala. I will probably die sooner the moment your sister realizes she is about to be an aunt herself.