Others - Completed - Hire Me, Fuck Me, Give Me a Raise! Fast Food [v1.0.3] [White Honey Games]

This game...was not a masterpiece. The models were cute and it was a fun, short little clicker.

What I liked: Cute anime women who didn't have absurdly large breasts. I love games with dress-up. I was a fan of the "clicker" aspect of the game.

What I didn't like: Sex scenes were lame.

Cute. That's about the best I can say about it. If it wasn't for the coercive sex scenes, I'd say it was targeted at preschoolers. Way to easy. If you want absolutely no challenge and cutesie-pie porn. This is your game.

I don't think it is short as much as unfinished, there were two girl slots left in the save file.

While the girls are cute in theory, the art for them is not very good. Animation is TERRIBLE--draw two figures, cut around one and move it so it goes in and out of the other one. Gaps are visible during sex scenes.
There's basically no story, and no restaurant management. Which would be fine if the sex stuff was any good, which it really isn't. There's a lot of grinding for how short and content-lacking the game is.

Would only recommend if you have a serious fetish for girls in fast food uniforms.

Only form of "potential" I can imagine is the super long view version; i.e., someone saying "I wish it didn't take 6 to 8 weeks for my package to get here" has the potential to become Amazon.com.

Really liked the game, has some repetition in it but it's not too grindy.
Enought H scenes and some great customizable options. Clothes etc.
Hope they will bring out more updates with more employees though, because it's quiet fast to play through at the moment.

Doesn't seem like there's any clear way to progress (you have to use the in-game cheat menu to skip to the next chapter). Some of the animations are kinda crude, mostly decent though.


Kinda bare-bonesish atm but im looking forward to see how it improves.

Low Quality and Boring

Gameplay
The game requires an excessive amount of grinding for how short and how little rewarding it is.
It's a very basic management game. Some mechanics are useless (Sex Lvl), others are weird (Fed Meter), and some become less consistent/important as you progress (Money).

Art/Design
The girls are cute, but the proportions are inconsistent.
The sex scenes are a huge boner-killer. The squash-and-stretch of body parts is excessive, the nipples are unappealing, and they're unskippable, always ending with the same low-quality orgasm voice where the mic spikes halfway in.

Story
Story is focused on revenge but the mechanics makes it so that the "bitch" is treated like any other girl that you employ, and there is no mention of the revenge storyline. You are only allowed to reward her with gifts for sex (and as of 0.6.51, all sex scenes are WIPs).

Other
Music, map, and HUD come off as childishly simple and bright. Not a good fit for a game based on revenge.

The vaginal sex scene with the popstar is by far the worst sex scene I've seen in my life. Her vagina immediately gapes open as the dick slowly approaches it, and her vag is on her pubic area rather than under. It's awful...

It does alot of things good, and alot is done poor...

The game is far too easy, done in about 30 minutes.
Music is a bit too repetative in my opinion.
You can hire lots of girls but to use them you need to swap them every day since the cap on each restaurant is 3 and you cant use them in your old restaurants since the old ones have a customer cap that has been reached once the new restaurant can be bought.
Stats +/- text messages does not correspond to their actual stats.
And last - the sex scenes are quite bad.

With that being said.. This game has potential to be GREAT. But there is quite a way there. I am convinced that if done right, you could make this a big seller.