Unity - Completed - Horny Housewives 2 [v1.63] [Entropy Digital Entertainment]

Damn this thing crases a lot, and all the fake walls, and after that you can get locked inside a house without getting out, how can this be a 1+ version, shit aint finished, also all the things are just chores inside the empty map

Ok this is pure garbage, let me elaborate.

Introduction, as the game provided none for our MC, I will. There are two choices provided for you to RP as. You are either a middle-age spastic alchoholic or a depressed man who has the most severe case of the runnings, like severe hot lava diarhea. You sprint around a terribly optimised"sandbox" of a neighborhood meeting and greeting people who are stuck in gravitational entropy. They all claim to be heading somewhere and places to be and yet they stand 5 feet away from their homes.

All of their homes furniture are bought from their local IKEA and designed minimalistic. They dont have a pooper but that is okay, as the people themselves cannot move as I stated above. So what do you do in this game?

After greeting everyone you are presented by a quest from your very first female neighbor. There are 3 other male neighbors, the rest are women, but those three are all you'll ever need. We have the gay mexican who assisted you to your deaht sentence from the cartel, exiling you to Willow Balls, to forever suffer from severe case of diarhea, as he keeps watch over you so you wont escape. The other is ltieral hobo, who thinks he is selling me something, and the other guy is some generic ass white dude.

So first quest is assigned to you, and guess what you gotta do? You have to run like the flash, to.. somewhere and pick up stuff from the ground. It is a fetch quest. As you finish that you are assigned your next quest... another fetch. The third is another fetch....

Long story short my pinky finger now hurts because the MC, as much as he can run, while suffering from taco bells latest happy meal, he aint gonna go any faster and the distances you have to travel while being observed by those people, those poor people who are stuck forevermore 5-feet from their houses, pretending to have places to go and be, whilst being unable to help them, it is so sad, so very sad.

I rate this 1/5. May those citizens of the Willow balls be freed from their torment.