I just wanna RANT about a lot of little things.

[TheAmazingRolandder]

It was a hyperbole meant to make my post a little bit funnier.
I feel a tad bad now that you spent your time trying to debunk my stupid exaggeration.

Wheat, barley, etc - those are all grasses. So Elves would have a lot of grain-based foods, which means bread and pasta. Which means elves are eating spaghetti and garlic bread all the fucking time, which means they got fat fucking asses.

Fat titty carb loading elves.

 

[约翰·西娜]

Wheat, barley, etc - those are all grasses. So Elves would have a lot of grain-based foods, which means bread and pasta. Which means elves are eating spaghetti and garlic bread all the fucking time, which means they got fat fucking asses.

Fat titty carb loading elves.

Also a lot of fiber .
Fat titty, carb loading, log shitting elves

 

[TheAmazingRolandder]

Why do you think they have no problems getting assfucked by giant baseball-bat cock sized orcs?