I need a pen name

[Nobody Cares]

Ladies but mostly gentlemen, I'm about was wondering if I should don a new pen name for my work. Daretimid is the first thing that came to my mind when I created this account, maybe I should pick something new, something fun like "Mr. Bates", from my favourite character on Downton Abbey. Would you help me decide?

 

[Hagatagar]

While Mr.Bates is probably more memorable than Daretimid, it's also a pretty generic sounding name, especially in connection with adult/porn content.
You may want to stick with a more unique name.

 

[Nobody Cares]

My wife also suggested "The Inseminator" but that maybe a little too much even for me.

 

[Losersriot]

My name - Loser's RIOT ! Nice i think...

 

[Jaike]

Kinda difficult to give any meaningful comment if we don't know what your work's about. I'd assume it involves writing but that could be wrong too. What kind of work do you make, what's your characters like, how do your plots usually go, what are your kinks?

No idea either what Danton Abbey is.

My wife also suggested "The Inseminator" but that maybe a little too much even for me.

Also a little forgettable, maybe "The Sperminator"?

 

[Nobody Cares]

Kinda difficult to give any meaningful comment if we don't know what your work's about. I'd assume it involves writing but that could be wrong too. What kind of work do you make, what's your characters like, how do your plots usually go, what are your kinks?

No idea either what Danton Abbey is.


Also a little forgettable, maybe "The Sperminator"?

I write, mostly porn.

Also I mispelled Downton Abbey, which is not a good start.

 

[Nobody Cares]

My name - Loser's RIOT ! Nice i think...

It was my first choice, but it was already taken. Curse you, sir!

 

[Nobody Cares]

Last day for this poll, tonight at midnight (euro central time) I will announce the result no one was waiting for. The air is so not think with tension, you can breath it no problem!

 

[woody554]

daretimid sounds klunky.

mr. bates for example is 1000x better, but it is super common. I'd keep looking. a name is important.

 

[mickydoo]

We had a kid a school, Glenn Batey, one lunch time or something after the bell went he wouldn't stop doing whatever it was he was doing, the teacher yelled Glenn a few times to no avail, and then I shit you not he yelled out - Master Batey.

No prizes for what Glen Batey was known throughout the lands as from that day forth

(Mr Bates made me think of that)

 

[Nobody Cares]

We had a kid a school, Glenn Batey, one lunch time or something after the bell went he wouldn't stop doing whatever it was he was doing, the teacher yelled Glenn a few times to no avail, and then I shit you not he yelled out - Master Batey.

No prizes for what Glen Batey was known throughout the lands as from that day forth

(Mr Bates made me think of that)

What a story, Mick

 

[oldboggy]

I dunno, Bic is a pretty good pen name. How about Pilot Bic? Double pen name.

 

[Nobody Cares]

I dunno, Bic is a pretty good pen name. How about Pilot Bic? Double pen name.

Damn it...those are all really good.

 

[Meaning Less]

Nobody Cares? Now that's a good pen-name, I'm glad my vote helped.

 

[Nobody Cares]

All right, the results are in. It is time to end this debate once and for all.
From this day henceforth I shall be known as Nobody Cares!
A name to be worn like an armor. I am Nobody Cares and Nobody Cares means me.

I would like to thank all of my fans. Both of them.
Today I shall make a formal request to upload my game. Which is going to be... different. Stay tuned.

 

[Icarus Media]

Cringe...

 

[Nobody Cares]

Cringe dotdotdot would've been a very good suggestion. Alas it is too late, it always is.

 

[Deleted member 3537107]

I heard Carlos Danger is available as a pen name.

 

[Nobody Cares]

Not nearly as good as VertexDestroyer.

 

[おい！]

Ladies but mostly gentlemen, I'm about was wondering if I should don a new pen name for my work. Daretimid is the first thing that came to my mind when I created this account, maybe I should pick something new, something fun like "Mr. Bates", from my favourite character on Downton Abbey. Would you help me decide?

So you want a pen name? How about this one?