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Rhazes

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Dec 29, 2019
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Vampire! No sexual content........ Vampire lore and legends going around since 17 century. Entire stories already written but like 99% of the 3000 adult games are the same story with same 3 female characters and same mc.
 

TeamHentaiX

The Dark Side loves Da Booty + Naughty OoOooo
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Game Developer
Sep 20, 2017
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:eek::eek::eek: no sexual content but aye the game is kinda fun :cool::cool:
 

zetta216

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Oct 4, 2018
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Not only are the controls on this garbage, even if you emulate the controller, there aren't any images that make it worth wasting your time. The slime one was the only half way decent one. This could have been great if we got to see some tits for all the hard work at least.
 
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HornyJail

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Oct 2, 2018
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Oh boy finally a platformer with a female protag, what's the catch-

N O S E X U A L C O N T E N T
 

dudemanguything

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Sep 23, 2018
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Instant death! Instant retry! Find your way to the end whilst dying multiple times!
I thought it'd be like Super Meat Boy, but it's much closer to something like Getting Over It. The controls are slow and floaty, but they're balanced out by also being stiff and inflexible. The pace is dirt slow, with challenges being fairly minor and basic but spaced out enough to test your patience and difficult to wrangle with your garbage controls. "Instant restart" is meaningless- it's a little like saying you can instantly restart climbing the mountain again in Getting Over It once you fall off. It's technically true, but also false. The quote just promises a completely different kind of game- fast, high skill, low punishment, tightly controlled platforming. Instead it delivers slow, low skill, high punishment, shittily controlled masochism.

I don't know. If you like this sort of thing, good on you, but it's always seemed like a bit of a crutch to me. It's a whole lot easier to make shitty controls with shitty basic levels and call that a 'hardcore platformer', then it is to make good, tight controls to navigate a well crafted, planned out deathmaze.

Oh, also, there's no sexual content. You don't even get any titties. This game broke my heart in so many ways. Now I want to play a proper Super Meat Bitch where the girl gets fucked every time she screws up, and it will probably never be delivered.
 
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Semi Rukiya

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Apr 17, 2018
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Hmm... Everyone is pointing that it has no sexual content... But so far nobody asked why there are both ,,no sexual content" AND ,,censored" :unsure:... Or maybe a simple nudity (if there is even any) doesn't belong to ,,sexual content" at all? Could any good soul explain it to me?
 

Detective Cancer

Deep Cunt
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Aug 28, 2018
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Imagine how stupid you need to be to pay for no sexual content :))
Yeah imagine using an online service or something to buy games that aren't sex games.
I bet some idiot would call it Steam and their company Valve and they'd make NO money because they don't allow porn.
Surely there's no way a place like DLSite would even consider having such content in their midst, non-porn games don't sell.
Right?
No that's silly, no one would pay for video games that aren't porn. Video games can't be fun or good unless they're porn.
Senran Kagura isn't a giant franchise at all, there's no reason people would play it because it has absolutely no sex scenes.
Imagine how stupid you need to be to make such a statement.
Hmm... Everyone is pointing that it has no sexual content... But so far nobody asked why there are both ,,no sexual content" AND ,,censored" :unsure:... Or maybe a simple nudity (if there is even any) doesn't belong to ,,sexual content" at all? Could any good soul explain it to me?
I think it might be relating to the way the game handles nudity.
It does so like Senran Kagura where they'll almost be fully nude but strips of cloth will magically cover important parts as a joke.
 
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Meep Poncho

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Jan 1, 2018
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Is there a way to be immortal in this game? Jumping is easy, but those chainsaws are trolly lol and since it's not worth the effort to get all the gallery...is there a way to cheat?
 

Foxe

Newbie
Aug 6, 2017
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I mean, the controls are absolutely atrocious. It's like the creator never played a platformer in his life.
 

Ophoster

Newbie
Jun 7, 2018
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The controls are the WORST I've ever seen. And no gamepad support. In a platformer. This garbage excuse of a game is the last thing you should waste your time on.
 
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