Update: Feb. 23 2021 - Updating my rankings to include Tamako
What's there to say? You download this game to jerk off for 5-10 minutes, and you end up spending dozens of hours playing out of morbid curiosity, trying to get all of the girl's lines and finish the date events for every single girl. Wait, is that just me?
Default waifu rankings:
Weirdo Space Girl is one of the best waifus. Yuzuha is by far the cutest girl in the game, has funny hair with a little heart on top of it, has a sweet voice with fun dialogue, has hands-down the best reaction when you pat her head (she lets out an impressively excited "WAH" and asks if you want her to do it back to you), and most importantly, she's the ONLY girl to offer you a way off this god forsaken rock we call Earth. She also has an unironically great (as well as legitimately sad) story told through the 100% completion of her date events. And she looks wonderful in her wedding dress.
Tamako/"slangy girl" - Took me a while and a great number of hours of deliberation to come up with my current second place pick. Tamako has a great voice actress who manages to sound both annoying and cute at the same time. She speaks with a very distinct accent to a certain region of Japan (I've been told it may be similar to the southern accent of the U.S.). She's got some of the best Excited lines in the game. This bitch will straight up tell you stories as you poke her in the shit box with your index finger. She tells stories of the mystical "ass cave" (a mistranslation of "ketsu ana" meaning "asshole" with a story direction quite possibly better than The Last of Us 2. And when you jab her in the nipples, she goes on and on about gardens or mountains or some shit like that. It's hysterical, and weirdly erotic when combined with her concerned facial expressions and great VA.
Followed by Karen, the borderline retarded offspring of one of Genghis Khan's great great grandchildren, who, despite apparently being a Japanese-born, American-raised woman, can't speak either language to save her life and will refer to her asshole as being "muddy". She uses nonsense terminology, repeatedly shouts at the player about "Mars" (which I believe at this point may be the untranslated Japanese word for "more") while occasionally Engrishing out a "dah-ring! I RAUV you!" (I swear this is the exact phonetic pronunciation of how she says this).
In a close third place, we have "annoying Sana", AKA either the default "scaredy-cat" or "timid" personality, depending on the translation used. She is likely the dumbest looking of the default girls, with her blue hair being in a bowl cut with bangs hanging down in front of her fucking eyes. She pisses 12 times in a single class period, will whine about any way you touch or look at her (even after maxing her stats out), speaks in the most annoyingly high voice imaginable, and fucking SCREECHES for a full 5 seconds when she reaches orgasm. She also gives terrible head, complaining after you cum that she almost vomited all over your erect member.
Because of her incredibly low self-esteem, she straight-up does not care if you fuck her in the asshole day one-- and not only will she let you, but she's actually one of the few default girls whose erogenous zone is actually her lower colon. Because of this, she takes top ranks.
Finally, the DLC addition of the blue-haired "quiet" girl, Ichiru, takes the fourth spot. Sometimes she says "it's boobs" if you poke her in the tits, and she also lets you fuck her in the ass the very first time, both wins in my book. She's absolutely bizarre, which you may have realized by now is one of the best things in my book. She takes ten minutes to say one thing, and I'm not sure if she's been translated by the hard-working localization team, but when she speaks, a lot of the time, it feels like it makes very little sense. But she has some of the best "excited" lines in the whole game.