Las Gorditas [v0.4] [SpicyFuse]
English Review
Oh dang, a game about thicc Mexican women starring Mexican Nigel Thornberry and for some reason the Super Mario font? Well, absolutely count me in there. I will say that this very much feels like someone's first attempt at a game. Which is to say that there isn't a very strong story at all (but there is a story). You're an undercover cop who was sent to work at a Mexican food truck in Mexico because maybe one of them is selling drugs? And I'm talking like she maybe smokes weed sometimes, so of course they have to send an entire undercover officer in, and of course you immediately have sex with all of the women, and you don't do a single undercover cop thing, and then you quit instantly to work minimum wage at a food truck. The girls themselves are pretty solid, I suppose. The art itself felt very meme Gats-esque, so it was pretty solid. As for the actual gameplay, it’s a visual novel where the choices lead to one line of changed dialogue. There are two exceptions, one of which is where the game asks you to remember to buy tortillas and then two seconds later quizzes you on what you were supposed to buy. If you mess up, you just don't get a sex scene. The other is that if you choose not to smoke weed, the game softlocks you. I'm sure that that's a metaphor for something. Outside of that, there are a couple of other small bugs, like if you make your name too long, it can go off the title card, and the fact that the skip button doesn't really work. I mean, you would hope that it would work because it's such a short game, but at the same time the fact that it doesn't doesn't really damage anything because there's no real reason that you'd go through it multiple times outside of saving immediately prior to each sex scene so you can view them. which is something that you'll have to do because there's no gallery. So I mean it's a small, bare bones little game, but it's very good for what it is, so if you liked the art, I’d recommend it
Reseña en Español
Bueno, ya que los que no hablan español ya se fueron, quiero quejarme del Torneo del Poder en Dragon Ball. Igual tengo que decir cosas como Nigel Thornsberry para que no sospechen. Mira, yo digo que Super estuvo bien. No tan chido como Z, pero sí tuvo sus momentos. Super Broly es la mejor versión de Broly, sin duda. Y el ToP igual: tuvo momentos bien épicos, pero muchísimo potencial desperdiciado. Tiene varios problemas. La escritura y el ritmo a veces están medio raros: personajes que se cansan, luego ya andan como si nada, y luego vuelven a hacer lo mismo que los cansó la primera vez (pero ya ni se cansan). Y la escala de poder… pues casi ni existe. Mi mayor queja es que básicamente todos estaban contra el Universo 7, así que casi ningún otro universo tuvo historia o contexto. O sea, mínimo pongan a las chicas mágicas peleando contra los hermanos lobo; déjenme apoyar a alguien que no sea siempre alguien del U7, que ya conozco y me importa. Si puedes quitar al 90% de los participantes sin perder nada, entonces o quítalos o escríbelos mejor. Siempre era como: “Vamos a cortar entre seis peleas distintas 1v1, cada una con un gimmick medio tonto, aunque se supone que es una batalla campal”. Voy a seguirle con esto en la reseña del segundo juego porque ya se me alargó un chorro.
English Review
Oh dang, a game about thicc Mexican women starring Mexican Nigel Thornberry and for some reason the Super Mario font? Well, absolutely count me in there. I will say that this very much feels like someone's first attempt at a game. Which is to say that there isn't a very strong story at all (but there is a story). You're an undercover cop who was sent to work at a Mexican food truck in Mexico because maybe one of them is selling drugs? And I'm talking like she maybe smokes weed sometimes, so of course they have to send an entire undercover officer in, and of course you immediately have sex with all of the women, and you don't do a single undercover cop thing, and then you quit instantly to work minimum wage at a food truck. The girls themselves are pretty solid, I suppose. The art itself felt very meme Gats-esque, so it was pretty solid. As for the actual gameplay, it’s a visual novel where the choices lead to one line of changed dialogue. There are two exceptions, one of which is where the game asks you to remember to buy tortillas and then two seconds later quizzes you on what you were supposed to buy. If you mess up, you just don't get a sex scene. The other is that if you choose not to smoke weed, the game softlocks you. I'm sure that that's a metaphor for something. Outside of that, there are a couple of other small bugs, like if you make your name too long, it can go off the title card, and the fact that the skip button doesn't really work. I mean, you would hope that it would work because it's such a short game, but at the same time the fact that it doesn't doesn't really damage anything because there's no real reason that you'd go through it multiple times outside of saving immediately prior to each sex scene so you can view them. which is something that you'll have to do because there's no gallery. So I mean it's a small, bare bones little game, but it's very good for what it is, so if you liked the art, I’d recommend it
Reseña en Español
Bueno, ya que los que no hablan español ya se fueron, quiero quejarme del Torneo del Poder en Dragon Ball. Igual tengo que decir cosas como Nigel Thornsberry para que no sospechen. Mira, yo digo que Super estuvo bien. No tan chido como Z, pero sí tuvo sus momentos. Super Broly es la mejor versión de Broly, sin duda. Y el ToP igual: tuvo momentos bien épicos, pero muchísimo potencial desperdiciado. Tiene varios problemas. La escritura y el ritmo a veces están medio raros: personajes que se cansan, luego ya andan como si nada, y luego vuelven a hacer lo mismo que los cansó la primera vez (pero ya ni se cansan). Y la escala de poder… pues casi ni existe. Mi mayor queja es que básicamente todos estaban contra el Universo 7, así que casi ningún otro universo tuvo historia o contexto. O sea, mínimo pongan a las chicas mágicas peleando contra los hermanos lobo; déjenme apoyar a alguien que no sea siempre alguien del U7, que ya conozco y me importa. Si puedes quitar al 90% de los participantes sin perder nada, entonces o quítalos o escríbelos mejor. Siempre era como: “Vamos a cortar entre seis peleas distintas 1v1, cada una con un gimmick medio tonto, aunque se supone que es una batalla campal”. Voy a seguirle con esto en la reseña del segundo juego porque ya se me alargó un chorro.
