"Our neighbors' Son has been staring at me all New Year's Eve!.. And in those eyes, as well as in his pants, you can read a lustful desire for carnal pleasures with the mature neighbor's Wife! Hmm!.. Maybe, while my husband Peter is so enthusiastically discussing his favorite vintage cars with James, the Dad of this naughty boy, I should retire with him for a while in the toilet of the guest bedroom on the second floor?.. And at the same time I will find out his name, hee-hee!"
by Wayland the Smith