That was the first and only time I've ever played a digital game. Got it for my step-son and figured I needed to "test" the thing to make sure it worked. I was finally forced to quit a little after
5am to get ready for work. By the time I got in the damn shower I could barely turn it on because my thumbs hurt so bad. It must have been lunchtime before I was worth a shit at work, lol, hard to build shit with no thumbs.
Well, I decided I must have one of those addictive personalities and that if I ever played again, I'd likely never quit. Never played again but you know what's funny? I can still hear that damn music playing in my head.
So anyway, as you can imagine, my 8 hours of computer game playing expertise has begun to fade a bit after 35 years. That's why, when I stumbled onto this site during one of my countless ventures into the wildernet in pursuit of the perfect porn, I was of mixed emotion. The smell of Adult Content prevented me from bolting.
I must confess to lurking this past week. In my defense, have you ever been anywhere the tourists are so obvious that even other tourists make fun of them? That's what I've looked like this past week of exploring and lurking.
Yesterday I played a game, kinda, I think. It wasn't even here, no way I'm ready for downloads and updates and chapters and... Mods? Specials? Insert the game folder into the game folder? Geez, I've spent my entire life on the computer trying not to do that.
Nope, went to a place down the net a bit called Porn Games Hub that has a bunch of games already there for you to enjoy.
I picked a game, turned off the music and then 500 left clicks with the mouse and 100 choices later I was done.
It wasn't exactly the same as Zelda.
Zelda was exciting, this one wasn't.
This one had great scenery, occasionally.
Zela had breaks in the monotony, occasionally.
Zelda made my thumbs swell.
This one made my interest swell.
So now that I've regained my expertise ya'll probably see me around on occasion. I'll be learning and maybe asking questions.
Sticking around, giving these games a chance. This just seems like the kind of habitat that perfect porn might hang out in, ya know?
Thanks for having me, I appreciate it.
5am to get ready for work. By the time I got in the damn shower I could barely turn it on because my thumbs hurt so bad. It must have been lunchtime before I was worth a shit at work, lol, hard to build shit with no thumbs.
Well, I decided I must have one of those addictive personalities and that if I ever played again, I'd likely never quit. Never played again but you know what's funny? I can still hear that damn music playing in my head.
So anyway, as you can imagine, my 8 hours of computer game playing expertise has begun to fade a bit after 35 years. That's why, when I stumbled onto this site during one of my countless ventures into the wildernet in pursuit of the perfect porn, I was of mixed emotion. The smell of Adult Content prevented me from bolting.
I must confess to lurking this past week. In my defense, have you ever been anywhere the tourists are so obvious that even other tourists make fun of them? That's what I've looked like this past week of exploring and lurking.
Yesterday I played a game, kinda, I think. It wasn't even here, no way I'm ready for downloads and updates and chapters and... Mods? Specials? Insert the game folder into the game folder? Geez, I've spent my entire life on the computer trying not to do that.
Nope, went to a place down the net a bit called Porn Games Hub that has a bunch of games already there for you to enjoy.
I picked a game, turned off the music and then 500 left clicks with the mouse and 100 choices later I was done.
It wasn't exactly the same as Zelda.
Zelda was exciting, this one wasn't.
This one had great scenery, occasionally.
Zela had breaks in the monotony, occasionally.
Zelda made my thumbs swell.
This one made my interest swell.
So now that I've regained my expertise ya'll probably see me around on occasion. I'll be learning and maybe asking questions.
Sticking around, giving these games a chance. This just seems like the kind of habitat that perfect porn might hang out in, ya know?
Thanks for having me, I appreciate it.
