It's always tragic when I've got to change my review. Especially when it was a 5*, and it transforms into a 1*
I guess one of the worst parts about this game, are the 'puzzles'. They are not clever, they are purposefully as dumb as possible to make the player annoyed with the game. And Selebus admits that. I'm not going to watch a 'happy scene', which is a cringefest, for mystical clues about what could be the answer to something on a sex game. This is a sex game. And yet it wants you to consider your own life, write down pages of useless notes, and be a sad emo kid. This game is for people that hate themselves and can't accept it. It would be fine if the puzzles tested your intelligence, speed, or anything else. It tests how bored you are
The gameplay is basically a repeating loop of you watching the same boring scenes over and over again. Unless you play update to update, you will get lost for 90% of the time that you play. Luckily I was never that far behind, but to any new player without a guide, you're pretty fucked. Not to mention that it's currently 100 hours and you can do nothing with over 75% of the characters. All you can do is watch the fun filller events and bore yourself to death. If you want to do anything with your favourite character, you've only got 10 updates and a tsunami of snooze fest storylines to go
I think the inner monologues are a meme of this game. People don't like them, because this is a sex game. And the main character switches between a goth and a sex offender every five minutes. Pretty much every event will mention the fact that he wants to fuck the girl he's talking to, her mother, or her friends, and yet a minute later he's reflecting on how bad life is. How worthless it is, and other sad emo kid thoughts. It's strange. Nearly as strange as the cult that follows the game so closely
I found the following of summertime saga to be cult-like, but this if off the charts. His patrons are beta's that worship him. It's all very cringe. Again, this is a sex game. You aren't going to find the purpose of your life playing this game. I think some people didn't get the memo. He has said that he has made this game as long as possible, so that he can maximise his profits. Which would be a normal thing to do. Except he's making you waste 100 hours of your life (It'll be over 500)to get anywhere with it. The best part about this game, the length of it, is only there for greed. Not for passion. It says it all
But I digress. The game itself is boring. It started off well, and turned into a depressed emo child's diary. One that is a future sex offender when he grows up. I can't look at this game anymore without cringing
I guess one of the worst parts about this game, are the 'puzzles'. They are not clever, they are purposefully as dumb as possible to make the player annoyed with the game. And Selebus admits that. I'm not going to watch a 'happy scene', which is a cringefest, for mystical clues about what could be the answer to something on a sex game. This is a sex game. And yet it wants you to consider your own life, write down pages of useless notes, and be a sad emo kid. This game is for people that hate themselves and can't accept it. It would be fine if the puzzles tested your intelligence, speed, or anything else. It tests how bored you are
The gameplay is basically a repeating loop of you watching the same boring scenes over and over again. Unless you play update to update, you will get lost for 90% of the time that you play. Luckily I was never that far behind, but to any new player without a guide, you're pretty fucked. Not to mention that it's currently 100 hours and you can do nothing with over 75% of the characters. All you can do is watch the fun filller events and bore yourself to death. If you want to do anything with your favourite character, you've only got 10 updates and a tsunami of snooze fest storylines to go
I think the inner monologues are a meme of this game. People don't like them, because this is a sex game. And the main character switches between a goth and a sex offender every five minutes. Pretty much every event will mention the fact that he wants to fuck the girl he's talking to, her mother, or her friends, and yet a minute later he's reflecting on how bad life is. How worthless it is, and other sad emo kid thoughts. It's strange. Nearly as strange as the cult that follows the game so closely
I found the following of summertime saga to be cult-like, but this if off the charts. His patrons are beta's that worship him. It's all very cringe. Again, this is a sex game. You aren't going to find the purpose of your life playing this game. I think some people didn't get the memo. He has said that he has made this game as long as possible, so that he can maximise his profits. Which would be a normal thing to do. Except he's making you waste 100 hours of your life (It'll be over 500)to get anywhere with it. The best part about this game, the length of it, is only there for greed. Not for passion. It says it all
But I digress. The game itself is boring. It started off well, and turned into a depressed emo child's diary. One that is a future sex offender when he grows up. I can't look at this game anymore without cringing