Unity - Completed - Lewd Cell [v1.0.5 Cracked] [LewdLeech]

  1. 2.00 star(s)

    Every1sGrudge

    Rev @ Lewd Cell [v1.0.5 Cracked]

    Art's on the low side of alright, models are ok, but the face is bwuh and the animation doesn't understand tweening.

    Writing is nonexistent, and still manages to bungle what potential the premise had.

    Porn is let down by the art and the lack of buildup. It's more of an annoying interruption of gameplay that you have to struggle to escape in order to continue the subpar gameplay. That's a bit bassakwards to my mind.

    The nicest thing I can say for gameplay is at least it's better optimized than some Unity offerings I've found.

    TLDR: How do you make boobs + tentacles boring???
  2. 1.00 star(s)

    DrakeWasHere2

    First thing is first. Remember to go into options and enable hentai content. Crazy huh?

    Ok. You got it enable.

    Ready for the fap of your life?

    Well, same here. You just going to get blue ball with horrible animations and scenes from enemies.

    Speaking of enemies, they are hideous. Now I am not one opposed to ugly creatures, monsters. But this game is poor in quality in both monsters and the main heroine in scenes.

    Furthermore the metrovania aspects(if they can even be called that) are horrendous as well. Like, everything imaginable of being wrong with this game is wrong with it. Clunky movement, bad combat mechanics, a questionable level system, disgusting level/map design, and I am barely scratching the surface here.

    Story? Well it is a porn game, something bout going to a ship and stopping Aliens. Sounds familiar? Yea, other franchises done it and done it better. I mean, it is a borrowed ideal, nothing really overly original or wows here. Furthermore, the story is linear from what I saw, you get an intro, you get free to roam, and that's it.

    Now, it is hard to stay on one topic because the game is all over the place for me to choose what to discuss and attempt to keep that brief.

    But to keep it simple. It isn't fun. The hentai scenes aren't erotic to entice me. I felt like I lost a few hours of my santity just playing it, before saying F-it and straight up deleting the program. It was so bad, I didn't even care anymore or wanted to DL a full save to unlock everything. It just wasn't worth it. The game didn't make a great impression on me with its scenes or first boss fight, it probably sure as hell not going to make one on me in the later stages either.

    So to keep it blunt. Keep your santity. If you want h-scenes just download someone's full save. If you a masochist and want to torture yourself, feel free to play the game.

    It isn't worth a download and it sure as hell isn't worth a 1 star review. If I could give it any less I would. Game is complete dogshit and I am not even going to bother comparing it to another widely known game on here which this title seems to be trying to imitate.I mean, damn I know space metros are rare, but this game already scraped through the bottom of the barrel and is now digging into the ground with just how horrendous it is.
  3. 1.00 star(s)

    vunziebear

    Controls are horrible. Graphics are actually rather good so Im really disappointed at the low quality of gameplay. It could have been a great game if there was more attention payed to the actual gameplay and perhaps less on the graphics. I really hope the dev will come up with a better one
  4. 3.00 star(s)

    kwanlier

    Really want to review it here rather than on Steam

    I give 2.5 for effort because ACT H game is somewhat an unusual beast, however there are a lot of "bad" things in this game.

    Gameplay
    - The game contain a lot of platformer element and yet so...so many time you will miss the jump. I even suggest to fix this platformer part otherwise the game will be criticized to be a "Softhouse-seal tier platformer", and yet I do not feel that my suggestion is met.
    - The combat is just...bad for me; I mean the gun recharge rate is so slowwww even though many people suggested to make the gun recharge faster. Melee is so bad that it's just...non existent for me.

    H Content
    - The only plus in art part, for me, is probably the main character, which looks decent, but the monster are just...no.
    - Most of H scene look okay so gave it another 0.5 point. Most H scene would look better and sexier if the art is more beautiful.

    Other
    - I feel like so many things are "inspired" by Alien Quest:EVE, which is so good that people use it as a gold standard for this genre, like click on the character on the main menu to undress, even the H gallery is straight up rip off from Alien Quest:EVE.
    - After inspecting the code in dnSpy, other than tweaking the stat related value, I have no idea what to mod in this game to make it enjoyable.
  5. 5.00 star(s)

    CokeLobster

    v0.66
    the game is a demo, so for it been a demo is good
    still there are few things that could be improved:
    - watching an end scene kills the cursor, it becomes invisible and the only way to bring it back is to restart the game
    - the animations need polish, only a few are enjoyable
    - really difficult gameplay at the start and i get why some users could quit istantly, becomes easier while levelling up but still challenging
    - the mc is wierd looking in some animations, face is distorted and boobs become giant
    - found some bugs while playing, like enemies with infinite health and such

    now some things that i liked
    - FINALLY a side scroller with anal (exept from the leading night of revenge)
    - overall once you get used the physics are good, and i found no gliches in interactions with monsters
    - the mc is hot, still personally i would have liked smaller boobs
    thats it
    anyway i'm giving 5 stars couse rn is a bit underated
    btw more anal scenes -- the chair was really hot
    Likes: jttth
  6. 1.00 star(s)

    Nice Kitty

    After playing for 10 minutes, I just deleted this game and downloaded the gallery. Because there are many dead ends with bosses in the game. Character models for 2 stars. The main character for 1 star. Animations for 2 stars. NPCs, the enemies here are 1 star. What is this substance, liquid, in the form of what are they? There are already many projects of such games of this genre. But for now, 1 st place NIGHT OF REVENGE, and 2 place - Alien Quest: EVE
    In those games, everything is simple, the animations are pleasing to the eye, and the combat mechanics.
  7. 2.00 star(s)

    Mike17723

    Old review:
    Currently it's reeeeeeealy buggy, but it does have potential, the gameplay is very simmilar to Alien Quest EVE, but you have a rifle. My estimate, wait for 2 years for the finished game. Boosights require you to learn the tactic to stun the boss and reveal its weakspot.

    New review, game completed:
    The quality of the main character and the enemies' models and animations is very very low. This doesn't look finished at all. The gallery even crashes on some scenes. You won't have any fun here. Go play Alien Quest E.V.E. for the N-th time.
  8. 1.00 star(s)

    HardcoreCuddler

    Nonexistent quality.

    Textures seem thrown together,
    lighting is either non-existent or completely off
    gameplay isn't there at all
    all animations, lewd or not, are choppy
    enemies are DISGUISTING
    sex only happens if you're completely defeated
    controls are as clunky as they get

    For now, there is absolutely no reason to pirate this, let alone pay for it.

    EDIT: ib4 my review gets deleted because "game wasn't advertised as such in the first place, you can't leave a bad review just because you don't like this type of game"
  9. 4.00 star(s)

    larondan

    Lot of potential, getting Alien Quest Eve vibes here.
    But certainly needs more polish here and there. Though for a demo it has above average content already.
    I am looking forward to the final version.
  10. 3.00 star(s)

    FenrisWolfe

    Lots of potential, but really unpolished with some game breaking bugs and just some really annoying ones, like the censorship which is off by default, being permanently on for some animations no matter what boxes you tick, even in the gallery.