One star means terrible, right? Well, this game is terrible. Let's get the good parts of the game out of the way first:
Pros
Lida is a very attractive protagonist.
There are situations and ideas which had the potential to be hot.*
This game's raison d'être isn't the stupidest I've seen on this site, so, yeah.
Cons (strap in, folks)
*Prepare yourself for some of the most hideous characters you've ever seen in a game that I... think... you're supposed to masturbate to. A few gross people would be standard fare for these types of games... but when all of them make you want to throw up... not good!
This game is the shiniest example for why people hate the fuck out of RPGMaker games:
- Entirely too much time spent walking around = check
- Spending too much time to walk to a location only to have the story say to you "I have to go do this other thing instead, silly me!" DESPITE FUCKING SENDING YOU TO THIS OTHER PLACE INSTEAD. So, more time wasted walking to another stupid ass location = check
- Knowing how much time you like spending on walking, wouldn't it be even better if you moved at a snail's pace in certain interior locations FOR NO FUCKING REASON?! = check
- Dialog boxes that you can't skip through which waste even more of your time = check
- Being forced to sit through shower and eating scenes, not once, but twice a day, that's fun! = check
Characters with insanely large penises so that most sex scenes are just fucking awful. Seriously, I could probably cope a lot better with how disgusting all the men are if the proportions were even mildly human.
Awful animations. Awful animations THAT JUST WON'T FUCKING END. You can't skip them. They. Just. Don't. Stop. The worst offender by far is the first update in episode 2. Between the boss at work and the final scene, fucking end me, man.
For the most part, the game is just on rails. You can choose not to do certain sexual things if you really wanted to turn this game into SimPedestrian.
The English in this game is.... it's kind of insulting to England to call the language in this game English. Sure, there are words that when looked up in a dictionary might appear to be English, but grammatically, yikes. I don't know how "cell" (as in prison cell) ends up being translated as "camera", for instance.
The second episode for some reason completely changes the map and how you navigate, and not for the better! You can just walk in one direction and you'll somehow be back where you started. Cool. Also, there's traffic which can hit and kill you! I'm all for a little Frogger when I'm trying to get my nut off, so I can appreciate that. :/
The first episode of this game, isn't that bad (all things considered). It's slow burning and centers around Lida's corruption, which is good for a corruption game... but for some reason she abruptly just kind of turns into a willing hoebag even though the story hadn't really earned it. It's kind of disappointing, from a narrative standpoint.
Summation
The most rage-inducing game revolving around walking around and fucking things. That being said, it is.. oddly compelling. Part of me yearns to see this unrelenting train-wreck through and gaze slack-jawed at the carnage.