- Sep 2, 2018
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Started the game, intro explanation takes a while until you're given control. Wipe the egg. Press E, then hold 2. The fuck? Day 2, panel gets fucked. Press E, then 2. Why? Day 3, egg hatches. Interact with E + 2, get food with E + 2, get mop with E + 2
Seriously, what's the fucking point of having to press E to show the interaction option I actually want, 2, and one observe that nobody will use? Why not one dedicated button for fucking "Observe", like Q, and leaving E for the actual interaction? Also, no option for speeding up mouse look speed.
Quit game, attempt to load, black screen. Music still plays in the background, pressing Esc plays the sound of the menu showing up. Well, now isn't that a good sign!
Alright, start new game, speed up the intro, dumb astronaut approaches the egg, cutscene ends... Black screen. Try again, different save slot. Cutscene ends, black screen.
Bethesda should hire this author, stuff crashing/not working for no apparent reason is his specialty
Seriously, what's the fucking point of having to press E to show the interaction option I actually want, 2, and one observe that nobody will use? Why not one dedicated button for fucking "Observe", like Q, and leaving E for the actual interaction? Also, no option for speeding up mouse look speed.
Quit game, attempt to load, black screen. Music still plays in the background, pressing Esc plays the sound of the menu showing up. Well, now isn't that a good sign!
Alright, start new game, speed up the intro, dumb astronaut approaches the egg, cutscene ends... Black screen. Try again, different save slot. Cutscene ends, black screen.
Bethesda should hire this author, stuff crashing/not working for no apparent reason is his specialty