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BaloneyAmone

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Update on Monday

[...]As every sex action in the game was written with both the performer and the target being able to act/react to it, I've had to go through a lot of the code to add support for the target not reacting at all (i.e. acting like an inanimate doll). I also had a few other issues come up, such as dolls needing to be immune to aging (which I also applied to some other races like demons), and quick sex descriptions needing new descriptions for inanimate characters. I've got all of the doll mechanics finished and tested now, and I'll do some further testing of it before the update.
This entire nightmare of delays being because of unraveling ancient spaghetti code makes a whole lot of sense.
 

Simp Cattu

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This entire nightmare of delays being because of unraveling ancient spaghetti code makes a whole lot of sense.
To be honest, even if Inno managed to somehow catch up with her own schedule for once, she will just enter burnout faster working with her own spaghetti code. Unless she either rewrites the whole thing (which will take years no doubt) or willingly let outside contributors to assist (which means less profit, a big no no). It's pretty bleak.

I think her record speaks for itself.
Which makes the joke even better. She has groomed us for YEARS, all for a good prank of getting an update (not necessarily a good one) in time (of her most recent promise that is).
 
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The blog comments had morphed into a direct stream of 4chan by the end of their existence (including a lot of n-word spam), and she wasn't willing to trudge through and moderate it for the two or three actually useful comments, so she nuked it entirely. Given they're still not back, she probably (arguably correctly) still thinks turning them back on will just lead to a repeat of that.
But the discord is the exact mirror. Never ending asspats and coddling echo chamber.
I was in the comments yes there were spammers but there was also honest feedback telling her to get her shit together. There is always going to be dickheads. Shutting down the only Non-hugbox means of communicating was* not the move imo.
 

tehlemon

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Inno said:
Please consider this to be the start of a return to a more frequent update schedule, and I'll make sure to get a decent amount of content added within the next couple of updates.
She says this every year after her holiday break. Just to keep making predictions, we're going to get another almost update something around August, and a bunch of small updates that are mostly placeholders that'll be fixed early next year. Just to keep to the pattern.

Six months of "work" to get sleep sex and "dolls"

I'm not even going to comment on how insane it is that this is all that was done in six months, because we already know she wasn't working for at least four of those. Instead I'm just going to say this:

Who the fuck wanted these dolls? I truly don't understand why you'd dedicated SIX MONTHS to a feature like this.

Anyways, have a good one everyone. See you all near the end of summer to joke about how nothing interesting has been added from now until then.
 

tehlemon

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Just for shits and giggles, I pulled up the new update to see what's changed. I really wanted to see if there was *anything* of value there, and eh... not for me. I'm sure *someone* is going to enjoy the doll content, I guess.

Fun fact, the infinite log size bug is back!

Also, it might just be my five computers and VMs, but the games UI is completely fucked. It's throwing javafx errors like a motherfucker anytime your mouse is moving over a button. So expect that log file to get *big*.

And I do mean big. In just the time it took me to get through the new character setup, my log file had 140000 lines. When actually testing, intentionally causing the issue (which is just moving the mouse over the UI for a few minutes), the files now too large for any of the applications to open.

I recommend using only your keyboard lol

Edit: Yeah, dolls are... really boring. Try and think of the laziest possible thing they could be, and you're pretty much there. There's almost nothing actually new with them that I could find. I don't actually know what the issue with them was, but it was definitely not worth it.
 
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Bocoboco

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I'm really only here for the ride, so I tend to be more neutral towards most updates, but six months for a (potentially) more expensive, less interesting slave-type and sleep sex is pretty....eh.

Oh, and dalmations, too, I guess.
 
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