I shudder to think what next bad ending the developer's going to include in a future update.
Mike chokes on a chicken bone after snacking with a date at the house.
Mike gets knocked down crossing the street by a little old man with bad eyesight.
Mike gets extremely drunk and suffers from alcohol poisoning.
Mike trips down the stairs.
Mike gets a book from that weird old uncle that no one spoke to...Mike's room is later covered in blood and stretched skin. The blood and skin are determined to be Mike's and it was done while he was alive. There is no sign of Mike.
Mike slips by the pool.
Mike gets mauled by a rabid St Bernard.
Mike gets mauled by Sandra Bernhardt.
Mike takes a shortcut through the graveyard, slips and cracks his head, falling into a nearby open grave.