Look man , Life is a beautiful thing . You can do anything you want , get a career , fall in love , literally anything else , don't waste your time on this game. Now I admit in terms of animation this is one of the best H games of all time , don't play this fucking game though. Watch a gallery reupload , download a save , just don't play this cuz you're gonna have an absolutely miserable time. This game is competently put together , a lot of H devs making action games tend not to know how to program well and as such their games are kind of messes but atleast they're trying , this dev is an asshole on purpose. This man intentionally made this game as frustrating as possible .
Point 1 , your character
You're weak as shit. Unless you spend all your money on strength and stamina you're not gonna beat this game. Every move has so much commitment to it. You basically have to sit through the whole move everytime you tap a button and there's no canceling it , and the moves are so slow and weak. Your gun is basically chip damage that's easily negated by enemies just moving up and down and it doesn't even stun them . You dash attack and flip kick are only good for putting enemies into hitstun since it does crap damage . And while the slap combo is the most damaging and most consistent move you have if you miss or you're out of range of an enemy about to attack you you're a goner. ( Tip , hold up while tapping the button in the slap combo , trust me much better ) And worst of all you walk slower than a snail up and down. You can't dash up and down so enemies basically have fucking ultra instinct if they decide maybe left and right isn't a valid option anymore. Your hitbox is so precise too , if the enemy is slightly below or above you it won't count , even if you physically fucking see your hit go through it.
point 2 stages
The stages are way too fucking long. The first stage is aight , not too long not too short , but starting from stage 2 they DOUBLE the length and there ONE checkpoint in the middle. You can't even leave the stage and come back to the check point either. You wanna see the game over screen ? You know the H content you got the game for ? Too bad back to the start for you. The stages aren't even that special. It's a straight line with no obstacle or pick ups. That's right no pick ups in a fucking beat em up. No weapon to increase your range like a crowbar or sword in other games , or any fucking health pick ups which you'll need because of the length of the stages. it's boring as shit.
point 3 THE FUCKING ENEMIES
Hey dev , you know what a minor enemy is ? Cuz i don't think you do. A minor enemy is supposed to be a weak enemy you can dispose of quickly in large numbers that should die if you sneeze on them too hard and are mainly around to keep the player on edge. These enemies are not that. ALL OF THEM are basically better than you are besides health. ONE HIT FROM ANY ENEMY STUN LOCKS YOU . You get hit once and there's multiple enemies ? might as well reset , You're in the middle of your combo and an enemy is behind you or a few inches away from your slap hitbox ? might as well reset. ONE HIT SHOULD NOT FUCKING HALT ME. What's worse is later in the game they decide that basically stun locking you isn't enough so now they PUT YOU IN INSTANT KNOCKDOWN. One hit and your ass is face down on the floor ready to be raped. You now how to mash out , hope to god nothin does a scene with you ( they won't unless you want them to though ) cuz if they do you have to mash out of that back into to knock down for some reason , and then get back up and HOPE nothing hits you again. Cuz there's no get up invincibility. They can knock you back down immediately after get up . Did i also mention they can kick you while you're down ? It takes a bit but in a way it's fitting. But that's just the disadvantage state , let's get to neutral. They move up and down faster than you for some reason so they exploit your small as shit hitboxes , and they LOOOOOVE to find ways to not get hit. Moving around randomly , winding up so they dodge before they attack , the fucking bee enemies can't even get combod , they back up after 1 hit from anything. yeah that's right NO COMBOS IN A BEAT EM UP. And to top it all off they can move off screen . You combo them too far and they reach the edge ? Nope can't follow em. They move to the bottom of the screen AND YOU CAN STILL SEE THEM ON SCREEN ? Nope can't follow them there either. It's their little special zone where they make the rules and you can't hit them cuz they're too good for you i guess. And to top it all off you know how you got the game for porn ? HAH good luck cuz the enemies are also pussy shits. You're down on the floor and your Hp isn't 0 ? They smack you around and refuse to go into the animation . Your Hp is 0 and you're down ? NOPE they'll fucking dance around for 3 minutes for no god damn reason until they decide to do their job. This is even worse with bosses since the INFINITELY SPAWNING MINIONS take you before the boss and there's nothing you can do about it. You're stuck watching the minor enemy's H animation and not the boss's cuz the boss is currently pacing around the room .
Look I'm gonna be honest , in terms of H scenes this is a top 5 game for sure . For an H game for the gameplay though ? WORST GAME EVER. This is coming from someone who beat the game too. Atleast the games made in like 1 day are usually butt easy , I'd rather play those than this. Cuz you know what really kills a boner when I'm playing a game ? AN INTENSE URGE TO FUCKING TEAR OUT THE HEART OF THE GAME DEV AND SHOVE IT DOWN HIS SWEATY ASS.
