- Nov 19, 2021
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Hello fellow kids,
My name is [REDACTED] and I am [REDACTED] years old. Um...I like to play lewd games. They make my willy smile. I also like to drink coffee. One time I spilled coffee on my willy and it didn't feel happy like it does when I play lewd games.
Oh! Oh! Oh! I like to read the games that I play. It's hard to type on the keyboard when you're only using one hand, but it's easy to read! Especially when the text is lewd.
EX: "Oh yes! Cum inside me, Tom Cruise!"
"Landlady, your hot pussy is as tight around my loins as Scientology is to my heart!"
"Shut the fuck up about Scientology, Tom Cruise. I want you to fuck me! I don't want to hear about your cult!"
"Landlady, I'm going to jump on the couch and scream to the world about how I made sweet love to you."
"Okay, I'm cool with that. I'll make dinner. And do all the work while you go and get your dick licked by your whore tenant that acts like she's your sister."
"She is my sister, mom."
"Shut up, Tom Cruise! We're NOT your real family! God dammit. This happens every fucking time we have sex."
Man...I don't know about you but that's the shit that gets me going. Weird existential crisis in between lewds. Bow chicca bow wow!
So what kind of games am I playing right now? Uh...well I mean technically I'm playing...I mean the last game I played today was a persistent world on Neverwinter Nights 2. Yes, I know that games as old as your mom. And yes I know that game isn't a porn game. And yes, I know that it's not on F95. I can't help it, I actually bought it years ago and I enjoy roleplaying.
Now I feel dirty. On a dirty site. WTF.
Alright Imma go download something. Hold on...I'll download Sorcerer again. Are you happy? And yes, I'm going to shove my character's dick into that old lady. GILF motherfucker!
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So...since I feel obligated to be legit and act slightly normal now, I will tell you that I generally enjoy insane lewd games that focus on storytelling first and hot sexy time second. I get really bored if the game is about going boinky boink. The worst as far as I am concerned are the games that are nothing but solving a puzzle and seeing a picture of a girl as a reward. Why the fuck is that even a thing? But I understand that some people like that sort of thing so okay. But I don't. I like games such as Being a Dik. Although I'm sort of wondering how that's going to work out since you basically committed to a girl at the end of that second season. It's not a harem game so hrm. I have a feeling I'm going to be playing it a billion times to see all the potential solutions. Or I suppose I could download one of the mods on this site that simply unlock all of the options.
Nah, that's too easy. I like to suffer. Generally I prefer Ren'py games. I enjoy more realistic looking characters, but I will jump into the anime style games. I'm sure there's someone out there being like, "OMG n00b that's called HONEY SELECT." And I have no idea what that even means. Honey Select sounds like a cereal or something. "Mmm...I love Honey Select for breakfast, mommy. It's loaded with hundreds of vitamins and minerals. Just like my splooge!"
And honestly I'm just going on and on and on right now. It's what I do. I just rant about stupid shit and really at the end of the day I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about. Anyway keep it cool, kiddies! I'm going to dream of some generic landlady that totally isn't my MC's mom.
My name is [REDACTED] and I am [REDACTED] years old. Um...I like to play lewd games. They make my willy smile. I also like to drink coffee. One time I spilled coffee on my willy and it didn't feel happy like it does when I play lewd games.
Oh! Oh! Oh! I like to read the games that I play. It's hard to type on the keyboard when you're only using one hand, but it's easy to read! Especially when the text is lewd.
EX: "Oh yes! Cum inside me, Tom Cruise!"
"Landlady, your hot pussy is as tight around my loins as Scientology is to my heart!"
"Shut the fuck up about Scientology, Tom Cruise. I want you to fuck me! I don't want to hear about your cult!"
"Landlady, I'm going to jump on the couch and scream to the world about how I made sweet love to you."
"Okay, I'm cool with that. I'll make dinner. And do all the work while you go and get your dick licked by your whore tenant that acts like she's your sister."
"She is my sister, mom."
"Shut up, Tom Cruise! We're NOT your real family! God dammit. This happens every fucking time we have sex."
Man...I don't know about you but that's the shit that gets me going. Weird existential crisis in between lewds. Bow chicca bow wow!
So what kind of games am I playing right now? Uh...well I mean technically I'm playing...I mean the last game I played today was a persistent world on Neverwinter Nights 2. Yes, I know that games as old as your mom. And yes I know that game isn't a porn game. And yes, I know that it's not on F95. I can't help it, I actually bought it years ago and I enjoy roleplaying.
Now I feel dirty. On a dirty site. WTF.
Alright Imma go download something. Hold on...I'll download Sorcerer again. Are you happy? And yes, I'm going to shove my character's dick into that old lady. GILF motherfucker!
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So...since I feel obligated to be legit and act slightly normal now, I will tell you that I generally enjoy insane lewd games that focus on storytelling first and hot sexy time second. I get really bored if the game is about going boinky boink. The worst as far as I am concerned are the games that are nothing but solving a puzzle and seeing a picture of a girl as a reward. Why the fuck is that even a thing? But I understand that some people like that sort of thing so okay. But I don't. I like games such as Being a Dik. Although I'm sort of wondering how that's going to work out since you basically committed to a girl at the end of that second season. It's not a harem game so hrm. I have a feeling I'm going to be playing it a billion times to see all the potential solutions. Or I suppose I could download one of the mods on this site that simply unlock all of the options.
Nah, that's too easy. I like to suffer. Generally I prefer Ren'py games. I enjoy more realistic looking characters, but I will jump into the anime style games. I'm sure there's someone out there being like, "OMG n00b that's called HONEY SELECT." And I have no idea what that even means. Honey Select sounds like a cereal or something. "Mmm...I love Honey Select for breakfast, mommy. It's loaded with hundreds of vitamins and minerals. Just like my splooge!"
And honestly I'm just going on and on and on right now. It's what I do. I just rant about stupid shit and really at the end of the day I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about. Anyway keep it cool, kiddies! I'm going to dream of some generic landlady that totally isn't my MC's mom.
