- Mar 11, 2024
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Memes -
The Japanese were right about the sword representing the spirit. Pokemons, Beyblades, heart of the cards, etc. so let’s have graphics cards represent your dick. Just like friends represent your personality.
RTX 4090 TI = 9 inches + condom thickness (if you're one of those fags who counts the condom) basically only pornfags would want this to work in the porn industry.
RTX 4080 = 8 inches , still overkill, but nobody, no bitch, no faggot, no woman can ever call you smol unless they work in porn or took too many dildos and cucumbers up there.
RTX 4070 = 7 inches , lucky 7-7-7 , absolute perfection, you don't need anything bigger nor smaller than this.
RTX 4060 = 6 inches, very average sometimes considered above average, nothing extra, it does its job well, still leaves a little to be wanted, but only a little.
RTX 4050 = 5 inches, for budget fags who only need the bare minimum, sometimes it's not considered enough. (Often times fags lie that this is the average)
GT 1030 = officefags I'm sorry, but you need to go to China where the land of the smol is.
>GTX 580 couldn't even run a stable 60 fps back in the day , you needed SLI.
Stop running unoptimized queen-sized porn studio software hookers, bro. Just turn the setting down on that Hogwarts hooker, bro, you don't need 16GB to fill her up.
4060 Ti++ = 6.6in and 6.8in(with overclock) the most average of women will enjoy this the most, running at stable high settings and even best settings without overwhelming neither your average girlfriend nor the CPU(your cock stealing blood from your brain and not keeping up)
She will think you're massive because she hasn't felt bigger, but especially because she can't handle bigger. Any bigger than this and the extra inches will be wasted on her.
Made for very optimized women with barely 3-5 partners before the age of 30. The 4060 Ti is an ideal choice for your optimized GF.
Your optimized GF will think the RTX 4070 is almost too big, even too big when she's not nice and optimized enough.
NEW
4060 Ti (16GB)
+NOW WITH DOUBLE THE STAMINA. Your GPU really pulled those kegel exercises and now it can go DOUBLE THE TIME before running out of breath.
RX 7900 XTX = 7.9 inches "gets the job done" "budget porn industry" not anyone's first choice. Ironically slightly better at making your software horny and ready to go but can’t make you climax, but often comes with a lot of bugs, caveats, accidents. It's big and it's dumb, it's not the size but how you use it and the RX 7900 XTX has either a dumb driver or a lack of driver in charge of it. It doesn't come with all the polish, all the bells and whistles of Nvidia's cock that is 70% better at foreplay, moving in rhythm, keeping a consistent pace, learning new positions, knowing how to move its cock in circular movements and natural S movements, giving a satisfying climax. Radeon is the big dumb brick you thought you were going to have fun with, but the driver is completely absent minded and doesn't know what it's doing. It is completely unoptimized for what you want it to do, it does the basic minimum requirements and that's all you can ask of it, ask more of it and you'll be disappointed. It's second choice and budget choice for a reason, enjoy your big dumb lug. For a big dumb woman with zero standards.
>I have a gtx 1660 super, what does that make me?
A time traveler.
GTX 1660 Super - You're a grower , motherboards and software, especially vidya games look funny at it at how flaccid and small it is before you get the blood pumping and it grows to a nice 6.9 incher, the Super is extra thick. Sacrificing the longboy's 1060's 7.1 incher for 6.9, the 1660 sports an insane 6.5 inches in girth. Its GDDR6 memory and speed helps it keep up to date with her partnering software and its low watts keeps it relatively cool compared to other cards of its stature. It’s a superior 1060. It's a small card with a lot of punch and some alright bells and whistles, letting you max out almost any software. However its shortcomings do show off when you try to throw it at the big boys in the porn industry, it absolutely was not made for render farming.
Unfortunately because this is 2024 I have to deduct 1 inch to keep in line with the 4000 series cards
"What about Intel GPUs?"
Trannies.
"What about rendering farms?"
Vibrating dildos, bad dragons, very expensive porn gear which only people who know wtf they're doing would get.
The Japanese were right about the sword representing the spirit. Pokemons, Beyblades, heart of the cards, etc. so let’s have graphics cards represent your dick. Just like friends represent your personality.
RTX 4090 TI = 9 inches + condom thickness (if you're one of those fags who counts the condom) basically only pornfags would want this to work in the porn industry.
RTX 4080 = 8 inches , still overkill, but nobody, no bitch, no faggot, no woman can ever call you smol unless they work in porn or took too many dildos and cucumbers up there.
RTX 4070 = 7 inches , lucky 7-7-7 , absolute perfection, you don't need anything bigger nor smaller than this.
RTX 4060 = 6 inches, very average sometimes considered above average, nothing extra, it does its job well, still leaves a little to be wanted, but only a little.
RTX 4050 = 5 inches, for budget fags who only need the bare minimum, sometimes it's not considered enough. (Often times fags lie that this is the average)
GT 1030 = officefags I'm sorry, but you need to go to China where the land of the smol is.
>GTX 580 couldn't even run a stable 60 fps back in the day , you needed SLI.
Stop running unoptimized queen-sized porn studio software hookers, bro. Just turn the setting down on that Hogwarts hooker, bro, you don't need 16GB to fill her up.
4060 Ti++ = 6.6in and 6.8in(with overclock) the most average of women will enjoy this the most, running at stable high settings and even best settings without overwhelming neither your average girlfriend nor the CPU(your cock stealing blood from your brain and not keeping up)
She will think you're massive because she hasn't felt bigger, but especially because she can't handle bigger. Any bigger than this and the extra inches will be wasted on her.
Made for very optimized women with barely 3-5 partners before the age of 30. The 4060 Ti is an ideal choice for your optimized GF.
Your optimized GF will think the RTX 4070 is almost too big, even too big when she's not nice and optimized enough.
NEW
4060 Ti (16GB)
+NOW WITH DOUBLE THE STAMINA. Your GPU really pulled those kegel exercises and now it can go DOUBLE THE TIME before running out of breath.
RX 7900 XTX = 7.9 inches "gets the job done" "budget porn industry" not anyone's first choice. Ironically slightly better at making your software horny and ready to go but can’t make you climax, but often comes with a lot of bugs, caveats, accidents. It's big and it's dumb, it's not the size but how you use it and the RX 7900 XTX has either a dumb driver or a lack of driver in charge of it. It doesn't come with all the polish, all the bells and whistles of Nvidia's cock that is 70% better at foreplay, moving in rhythm, keeping a consistent pace, learning new positions, knowing how to move its cock in circular movements and natural S movements, giving a satisfying climax. Radeon is the big dumb brick you thought you were going to have fun with, but the driver is completely absent minded and doesn't know what it's doing. It is completely unoptimized for what you want it to do, it does the basic minimum requirements and that's all you can ask of it, ask more of it and you'll be disappointed. It's second choice and budget choice for a reason, enjoy your big dumb lug. For a big dumb woman with zero standards.
>I have a gtx 1660 super, what does that make me?
A time traveler.
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GTX 1660 Super - You're a grower , motherboards and software, especially vidya games look funny at it at how flaccid and small it is before you get the blood pumping and it grows to a nice 6.9 incher, the Super is extra thick. Sacrificing the longboy's 1060's 7.1 incher for 6.9, the 1660 sports an insane 6.5 inches in girth. Its GDDR6 memory and speed helps it keep up to date with her partnering software and its low watts keeps it relatively cool compared to other cards of its stature. It’s a superior 1060. It's a small card with a lot of punch and some alright bells and whistles, letting you max out almost any software. However its shortcomings do show off when you try to throw it at the big boys in the porn industry, it absolutely was not made for render farming.
Unfortunately because this is 2024 I have to deduct 1 inch to keep in line with the 4000 series cards
"What about Intel GPUs?"
Trannies.
"What about rendering farms?"
Vibrating dildos, bad dragons, very expensive porn gear which only people who know wtf they're doing would get.
