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Greywraith

Member
Oct 27, 2017
105
161
The previews made this very promising, and i don't mind a few tabletops.

But that was just suffering, most of this time was Textspam, and most of the time was spent on the most sufferable card game ever, which is a Match2 but without revealing the board first so it's a guess two, so the loss chance is high.
Instead of a master difficulty card game, there should of been another board game, hell even that first dice game was better.
It was basically just Blackjack but dice, it worked.

Most of the lewd scenes is just text, and only that.
There's one Doggy and one Cowgirl (I mean duh) and Text besides that.

I lost it when i got to the confession scene and i kid you not... chuckled when the music played and all i heard was:
"AUDIOJUNGLE" over and over.

Also what the fuck is this story, what a whiplash.
This MC is happily talking about using a grimoire all jolly like because he took notes of a sorcerer girl, which he knows is being raped by goblins days in and is likely having the worst days of her life despite saving his ass.

Also the last Risk Dice is a giant mess, bad and bugged to all hell where your game softlocks after a few throws,
and you need a lot of throws.
Also at this point, still no breast size slider wow.
 
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NoSiReapo

New Member
Jan 12, 2018
9
17
A LOT OF TEXT, no skip, and cheating dice game that i could finish after 8 tries just for first difficulty! Plus scene with elf at night is JUST LOT OF TEXT AND NO IMAGE AT ALL. i downloaded this game not to read some fanfics
 
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GT-XR4

Newbie
Jun 20, 2018
20
42
Little to no content. One of the scenes is text only.

Save file is in registry, linked to your pc user as far as i can tell, which means the directory is different for everyone

HKEY_USERS\S-1-5-21-XXXXXXXXX-XXXXXXXXX-XXXXXXXXXX-XXXX\Software\SatyrKingStudio\MiaMilkRanch

The parts I marked with Xs are different for everyone, I'll put a reg file with the full save in it, but you have to paste the X part from your system into the .reg file. I'll include a picture on how to do that. DO NOT RUN THE .REG FILE WITHOUT DOING SO. I don't think it'll damage anything if you do so, but don't do it, and it won't work anyways. To know what the Xs are, you need to open regedit.
 
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VVWnnm

New Member
Apr 20, 2023
1
0
Games totally rigged, absolutely alt-f4 quit this shit when i got a final tie 3-3 and the game just counted it as a loss for me. Waste of time.
 

minhbeotk

New Member
Nov 24, 2023
5
3
10 minutes of unskippable cutscenes AT THE START OF THE GAME. I play a game for gameplay, not for 2 people talking. Like come on man, are you Genshin Impact Developers or something?
 
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Flecchikun

Newbie
May 6, 2017
42
62
Volume controls are needed, as when using a headset it's too damn loud. I've see Ice that flows faster than this game's text, I'll give it a second chance on a later update, to those who love games that drag on longer than the government's bloviation, enjoy, not my cuppa so far.
 

Chimichanga11

New Member
Jan 19, 2022
3
1
This game desperately needs more options, theres not even volume options let alone text speed options since the game takes for ever to read the text
 
Oct 12, 2019
99
20
The first time i met Rina the screen is just black, only the dialogue appear. Even when it said she unbuckle my belt, i still cant see shit. Is it normal or a bug?
 
Oct 12, 2019
99
20
Okay just finished the game. The model is cute and all but the game is trash. A BJ scene with only text, HJ scene where a hand float and stroke your. Boob suck scene with only text. 2 dicks appear at the same time with the fapping scene. And there are no skip which mean you need to click and wait 2-3 minutes for a scene. I like gambling but i dont even know what is the purpose of money in this game except that you need to gamble to unlock the memory. 3/10
 

Dio_B

New Member
Aug 29, 2022
1
0
game deleted my save when it crashed i cheated a 100% save so i could finish my mostly completed game and then i couldnt adjust the breast size of her the slider was just gone for me so thats cool
 

ssbbssc

Active Member
Dec 13, 2019
524
434
Wow, let's list the number of asinine decisions within the first 10 minutes of the game:
* Text that can't be sped up
* More text
* AI art
* More pointless text
* 5 minutes later, slow ass text is still going
* Enter works sometimes to advance text, sometimes it stops working
* After roughly 10 fucking minutes and shitty shonen dialog, finally, FINALLY, choices!
* "Options" asks to save and quit the game. Truly, the work of a genius :FacePalm:
* No shortcut keys for anything
* Hope you like reading shitty dialog, 3 options for more text
* After another 5 minutes, time to play shitty, slow dice game. "Throw dice to get as close to the target number as possible, but don't go over it" - simple enough
* You just click to throw the dice, you can't move or decide how the throw happens.
* OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY IS THIS SHIT SO FUCKING SLOOOOOOOOOW
* Seriously, not even CheatEngine's speedhack makes the game faster.
* Win one game, lose the next 3, ask cowgirl for money because I "spent it all on gambling" - SHIT, ME AND MY FUCKING GAMBLING ADDICTION, RIGHT!!
* CheatEngine'd the gold, one less thing to worry about, at least
* Win the "medium" dice game. Special Service woooo! - It's fucking text. MORE FUCKING TEXT, FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK - After forever, see her breasts for a bit, but no milking animation. Boo.
* Alright, new game time, card game. It's a match 2 memory game, only you never see the cards first. So more like guess the pairs.
* Fuck it, get >1000 gold, open "sneaking". Text, text, masturbate with a right hand coming from your left side, then finally get to fuck her!
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Welp, that was an underwhelming animation
HAHAHAHAHA, WOOOOOOW
what a trashtard this is :D
i hope u are okay after that trash
 
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