Milfylicious V0.25
"I hope you're enjoying your dessert, sir."
This is a good visual novel, if it’s your thing. It’s just more sex-focused than anything and that’s alright. All I’m hoping for is that the dev makes more conscious choices for his game. Let's get into it!
STORY
Don’t play this just for story. The setup isn’t bad per se, it’s just a background thing that pops up whenever the developer needs it. In short - you’re heir to an uncle’s lifework and have been carefully unknowingly chosen since age 11 to partake in one of the most secret societies of all. Powerful, extremely rich, etc. To maximize potential, your uncle has gathered a group of extremely well-endowed and potent women to keep you focused on doing world-shattering research. Only you won’t be doing much of that, you’ll be doing women.
It’s a total power fantasy - and that’s fine. The first act comes off as indecisive as to what the game wants to be. But once you’re through the setups, things get going. You’ll mostly be fucking or teasing in this game, and the story is there to supply your reasons to fuck. The MC turns from attic computer dweller to Top G with horse cock in two acts - and it kind of works because you can’t help but enjoy a silly story.
The main gripe with this game is that it can’t seem to stop explaining stuff. It describes scenery you can see, emotions you can read off faces and romanticizes anything that you stick your dick in. Now I love a good story, but if a maid wants to fuck, she wants a fuck. All the inside mind gymnastics the characters do to justify their urges is cute, but conflict is not created by repeating something over and over. The developer did manage to improve this throughout the acts, but in the latest on v0.25 he really doubled down on it.
This game is all about sexual fantasy and attraction. You look good for women who wants you so you live the fantasy and… repeat. The inclusion of taboo stuff is risky, but only because it doesn’t work well in a silly universe. To the dev’s credit he manages to make it work - somewhat - but you’ll see those mental gymnastics jump out of line just because the game holds experience from you until later in the story. This is why story is important - corruption only works in gradual steps unless explained otherwise. That’s all I’ll say, but since the dev took big leaps already, it’s best to go full silly story mode and turn it into a fuckfest with the craziest adventures. Use the story as a backdrop, but turn it into a crazy story exploring additional taboos or something. How about fucking a diplomatic relation up at a energy renewal convention using a battery that you invented to wear her out? That’s free of charge, use that.
One other thing - did anyone notice the game jumping protagonist when picking Kendra? That felt weird to me, at one point Kendra started taking over Rachel’s story.. Either way, if you’re going to do this multi-tiered story menu - the story has to revolve around the person. You can of course jump storytelling ways by switching protagonists, but it might be wise to do that for all stories then, right? Just doesn’t make sense most stories are told from the MC and Kendra’s stories are hers with the MC in them. At some point you even pick a choice for Kendra and then the MC and you have no idea who’s choice it is. Better to keep it consequential so at least the way of storytelling makes sense. That said, Kendra’s story arc is interesting - but it might become too serious if the dev is not careful.
Overall, it’s fine if you’re into silly. At some point the dev tried to really weigh into the story, but it’s not necessary. If all these women think about is influence and DICK, don’t give them a lecture on thermodynamics. Give them a biology lesson in aquatic multiplication. Special bonus points for throwing in the car enthusiast things. Just go about living the ultimate Top G style with your family, fucking Milfs and collecting them while making great investments. One word - Harem.
PRESENTATION
This game looks great. The characters look like Bratz/Barbies/Dolls and you definitely have to be into that style. But if you are, it’s great. There are a bunch of outfits on these women - most of them don’t work for me - but I bet there’s something for everyone in there. There’s even certain choices (and later toggles) where you can see what the woman looks like in a different outfit. Trust me, this developer is putting in the work on that front. Whether it’s the realistic cars or the overly huge fake boobs you often have to stare into, it’s been made with care.
There are a few downsides however - facial expressions may not always look as good as I hoped they would and poses sometimes feel weird. The MC looks like a bit of a tool, later a total chad - but nothing about him particularly excites me. He’s got a horse cock and some pecs though, so he’ll do good in Milfyland. The cars look really great as well, I guess that matters when your game is all about style - but it’s nice to see someone actually cared.
Special mention for the outfits - there are so many detailed outfits in this game. Not all of them are my style and some look like they just had a couple holes cut in them - but for nearly all of them they work. If not, you can usually pick a different option. That’s a big plus and sometimes, the alternative is even better than the original.
Double special mention for the sound! Now usually I pick my own soundtrack, but this game has some familiar songs in jazz or easy listening form. Really, the outstanding thing is the enormous amount of voice samples for the women. At first, I thought it was the regular ‘Ooh aah’ work. Then I replayed with sound and the developer made a big effort to closely match the sound effects to the storyline. Close enough where it mostly works, at least. I heard ‘si, papi’ at a latina event and multiple voices for a double-woman event. Even the more.. kink sounds later in the game seemed to have effort behind them. It’s not for me, but there is someone out there who’s fapping to that custom ‘glug glug glug’ sound!
GAMEPLAY
Yeah, it’s just a VN. The choices usually branch the story off a bit, but never outside the act. There’s a multi-story menu where you get to pick which woman to follow, but they don’t always line up properly. You do get outfit choices a lot in this game, which is obviously the best thing since you can swap for a bit. It’s more than a decent one-hand click, one hand wank I take it.
OVERALL
The silly ways Milfylicious works grew on me. I gave up on story and went along on silly pleasure, stayed around for the crazy ways characters get into situations.If you want a decent amount of faps with doll-like women who love playing dress up and lovely sound to match, this is it.
