One of my chores for the summer is to clean the pool. One morning, my Dad was laughing to himself and then told me he found a "woman's swimsuit" in the pool and asked if I knew anything about it. I nervously replied that I must've missed it while I was cleaning. He then turned to my mom and said that I was becoming a real "playboy". Not even addressing my Dad, my Mom stared at me and said "...And she must've been a real slut...". My Dad awkwardly paused and then just continued reading his morning paper.