RPGM - Completed - Mom's Best Friend Was Cursed and Her Hole Stinks So Bad [v1.00] [Hoi Hoi Hoi]

  1. 3.00 star(s)

    HHstig

    The gameplay was pretty fun and didn't take too long, I beat it in an hour and 18 minutes, but the cgs leave a lot to be desired. Most of them are in this little panel with little animation. You aren't missing out on much not playing this game, play the developers other titles instead.
  2. 1.00 star(s)

    unit93

    Easily one of the WORST games iv seen and let me state that I used a CHEAT ENGINE to play this to speed up the process

    Normally I hate standard rpgm combat in porn games I feel like its just unnecessary but this game takes all the worst parts about rpgm combat and puts it on STERIODS

    not only does the game want you to explore the map which is standard in any VG explore/loot/fight so on

    but in this game you have limited steps THATS RIGHT EXPLORE WITH LIMITED STEPS before you are forced to take an action or end the turn with that char so after multiple turns sending everyone in different directions you find a succubus tree ONLY TO FIND OUT that your char has some sort of "erectile disfunction/j" and needs the aunt to goto him to flash her breasts so that he can get hard and fuck the succubus tree

    to reiterate you have to explore and find the trees WITH LIMITED STEPS then after you do find a tree you now have to have "aunt" back track to you to flash her boobs so you can fuck the tree all with limited steps per char per turn

    the game is not even difficult its just EXTREAMLY EXTREAMLY tedious and time consuming

    I tapped out at the halfway through the first level your better off just finding cg rips
  3. 2.00 star(s)

    theunknownthird

    I think that someone fed an AI some MTL'd doujins, some throwaway RPGmaker games, and tasked it with creating a game with that input.

    For what it's worth, I wasn't expecting a tactical, turn-based, unit movement type game, Fire Emblem style. The game does its best to display as much unit information on the combat map as well, so props to that. You can even finish your unit moves after taking an action. Someone put some amount of effort into this. It's a shame that your movements aren't decided with a cursor; you move the unit itself and every step you take counts, no backsies.

    But that's all I can say for the good. The game throws you into the deep end from the start, so you better like the description because that's all the backstory you're getting! It is also paradoxically slow while feeling rushed at once. The characters will get hung up on nonsensical points but rush straight past others.

    I don't normally do this as I hope people play the game and make their judgement, but I'll do you a favour here:
    You start the game at the fight in the screenshots. "Auntie Amanda, I'll rescue you!" Your character makes two clones out of nowhere and you all 4 fight the enemies. Auntie was being passed around earlier because "It's been a while since I fought" and she could single-handedly win this fight, but whatever. Once done, you go ahead and find a pair of boobs and a pussy sticking out of a tree. Your character fucks it because "I came here for this." Auntie gets aroused from that, because of course. You collapse.
    Wake up at home, go downstairs, your mom retells what you did with a giggly demure. Let me repeat: your mother finds it endearing that you are fucking 'succubi trees' and will soon fuck her sister (or best friend or whatever) to 'cure her curse.'

    Sadly, I had to drop the game at the next level, when a sprawling standard RPGM forest appeared before me and the game expected me to explore it in turn-based 'combat.'
    The art are static shots with some jiggle motion. Thrusting is represented with 2 shots, one balls-deep, another one tip out.

    Y'all better appreciate I took one for the team.