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Unreal Engine Monster Girl Garden [v1.42b] [Noxious Games]

2.00 star(s) 11 Votes

Warsteel

Active Member
May 26, 2017
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Chick that meets you as you start and says she'll show you your garden, runs to the road, then turns around and will not move on no matter how much I dance around her and bump her. It's like Skyrim all over again! Damned NPCs are blind.... "I'm right here!!!" NPC: "Lalala.... where is he?"
 
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tatas1

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Nov 19, 2017
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Chick that meets you as you start and says she'll show you your garden, runs to the road, then turns around and will not move on no matter how much I dance around her and bump her. It's like Skyrim all over again! Damned NPCs are blind.... "I'm right here!!!" NPC: "Lalala.... where is he?"
Same, pass on this game - you'll be lucky to simply get it working.
 

raileg

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Feb 14, 2018
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Chick that meets you as you start and says she'll show you your garden, runs to the road, then turns around and will not move on no matter how much I dance around her and bump her. It's like Skyrim all over again! Damned NPCs are blind.... "I'm right here!!!" NPC: "Lalala.... where is he?"
try to save & load after - it worked for me
 
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DaBouncer

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Jan 24, 2020
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I opened this game, didn't look at this thread, didn't read any read me's, just downloaded it then went. A good game shouldn't require high school levels of research just to know how to play. It controls like absolute dogshit with the lag, you can barely move the fucking camera, and the game doesn't explain the controls. At all. Not to mention you can run the same speed in every direction. Hold sprint and S to moonwalk faster than a father who left his family. Why the fuck does it force us to use WASD for the menu?

Even if the performance was perfect and everything was explained, the game is still fucking trash. The bitch you talk to at the start says she'll show you the garden, then stops at the fucking arena, leaving you lost for a little bit. What the fuck is the story? Why am I here, who the fuck are you, why do I have a billion dollar debt? How do I make money? What can I do? Why does my character look so fucking ugly? Plus, the resolution is absolute trash, why is 1600xwhatever the highest? I had to play it in windowed mode and maximize the screen, but even then it likes to undo that and just revert back to a shitty resolution after some keyboard prompt or menu navigation. It's infuriating.

This game has been around since 2017? Why the fuck are these issues even here? These were issues I encountered within the first 5 minutes of play, and I only played for 5 minutes.

I'm not even sure I want to give this game a proper chance. If I need to slam my mouse into the wall just to rotate the camera 90 degrees, I'm gonna fucking neck myself, please tell me there's a way to fix this trash.
 

Lindazana

Newbie
Sep 16, 2018
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Do monsters still get stuck overlapping after sex half the time, resulting in them being stuck and unable to move forever, and do they still have the ability to teleport through built walls to fuck other monsters you were trying to wall off?
 

Pirothea

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Mar 4, 2019
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does anyone know if this is a bug or just missing info on the crafting menu. Trying to upgrade my tools and saying im lacking materials which is not true have 20 bars of gold and 20 ruby bars and according to the craft page i need 5 for each tool. so any ideas?
 

Spillthebeans

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Jun 21, 2017
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does anyone know if this is a bug or just missing info on the crafting menu. Trying to upgrade my tools and saying im lacking materials which is not true have 20 bars of gold and 20 ruby bars and according to the craft page i need 5 for each tool. so any ideas?
It's a bug. Dev is aware and has said a fix is "coming very soon" last week. I noticed he recently uploaded another version with decreased fruit prices but increased fluid prices so unless he really buffed the value of skeet it sounds like money is going to be a pain to make, assuming everyone doesn't cheat. Also, it looks like the next update is going to introduce a "Holstaur" this month which is fine I guess but I wish the dev would spend a couple of update cycles refining what he has already before adding more monsters.
 

DaBouncer

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Jan 24, 2020
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Goes to show how shit this dev is. His game is in SERIOUS need for some bug fixing, and it sounds like all he gives a fuck about is "oh no they can get too much money better nerf everything".

This game will 100% never amount to anything big, I haven't even had the chance to decide if I should give this a proper go thanks to life, but the direction the development is going, it's never gonna be fixed.
 

Pirothea

Member
Mar 4, 2019
218
106
Okay People here is a Save File (Cheated) for those who are asking for one. (Since I have all this time cause of Stay-At-Home Order)

Sum it up -

1) Land all bought and cleared out
2) Ample Money, Stone, Lumber, Fiber
3) Upgraded Tools to there MAX
4) All the Quest items for the Shady Scientist Quests you need
5) The Majority of the items you need for Alarune Quests (the rest of the things are Monster that you need to catch)
6) Construction items (fences, cobblestone, grass) for building your Garden but get your own seeds =p
 
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Pirothea

Member
Mar 4, 2019
218
106
Anyone can re-post version 1.02b since its more stable than v1.03b (the one that recently updated to and the one you download now even though its says it's v1.02b)
 

naoc

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Jun 13, 2019
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Yes it is grindy, super buggy and the graphics are not all that good...
..but I see potential.
 
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DaveHoff

Member
Aug 7, 2018
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I opened this game, didn't look at this thread, didn't read any read me's, just downloaded it then went. A good game shouldn't require high school levels of research just to know how to play. It controls like absolute dogshit with the lag, you can barely move the fucking camera, and the game doesn't explain the controls. At all. Not to mention you can run the same speed in every direction. Hold sprint and S to moonwalk faster than a father who left his family. Why the fuck does it force us to use WASD for the menu?

Even if the performance was perfect and everything was explained, the game is still fucking trash. The bitch you talk to at the start says she'll show you the garden, then stops at the fucking arena, leaving you lost for a little bit. What the fuck is the story? Why am I here, who the fuck are you, why do I have a billion dollar debt? How do I make money? What can I do? Why does my character look so fucking ugly? Plus, the resolution is absolute trash, why is 1600xwhatever the highest? I had to play it in windowed mode and maximize the screen, but even then it likes to undo that and just revert back to a shitty resolution after some keyboard prompt or menu navigation. It's infuriating.

This game has been around since 2017? Why the fuck are these issues even here? These were issues I encountered within the first 5 minutes of play, and I only played for 5 minutes.

I'm not even sure I want to give this game a proper chance. If I need to slam my mouse into the wall just to rotate the camera 90 degrees, I'm gonna fucking neck myself, please tell me there's a way to fix this trash.
This comment resonates with my soul after I first played this game... it's sad to see games with some potential end up with none... *cough cough* cloud meadow *cough cough*
 

Derpisk

Newbie
Sep 4, 2018
26
17
tired of these games, grind grind grind. clunky messes. They always try to make a lot of content but their content always ruins their core.
 
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