Unreal Engine Monster Girl Garden [v1.53b Gold] [Noxious Games]

[Prick]

Can someone explain to me how you click on anything? I see yellow circles and no key allows me to enter the places. I follow the naked lady who introduces herself as my assistant, and she just stands in front of the garden. But I can't enter and she won't speak further.

Something is bugged when trying to start a new game. You have to start the game, then save, then exit out and load in for anything to work right. The tutorial won't start until you do so, and you can't enter any buildings.

That is odd. Sounds more like either your hardware is crazy outdated or you're lacking dependencies.
Try these :
Run the redist found under Engine\Extra\redist\en-us\
Update your graphics driver
Update to the latest & supported DirectX package
- (press Windows Key + R, then type "dxdiag" to see your system DirectX version)
Update Microsoft Visual C++ (search vcredist)
Update Microsoft .NET Framework

 

[nnorc]

this thing is a buggy buggy mess. tried playing a few times, didn't get through the tutorial, crashed, froze, etc. how is this game even playable?

 

[nnorc]

apparently the help menu crashes the game when closed.

 

[Febui]

how is this game even playable?

What I want to know is how it's still like this when it's been getting updates here for 8 years.

 

[flannan]

What I want to know is how it's still like this when it's been getting updates here for 8 years.

Most likely, the developer has only one PC, and it works fine there. It works okay on my PC too.
For me, the main problem with this game is the controls, which are very inconvenient. It's not just farm controls, but also having a walking simulator instead of a shop menu.

 

[deltalri]

anyone having issue where the quest is not giving you any money? happened to me twice now, tried redownloading the game but still havent recieved any money from the quests

 

[Kyraen]

That is odd. Sounds more like either your hardware is crazy outdated or you're lacking dependencies.

No, it's the game not me. If I reload the save I can fully play the tutorial and also the game itself just fine. There's something buggy with the initialization of the first quest upon creating a character.

The game has a lot of interesting ideas and promises, but it utterly fails to deliver on those. It has all the potential, but there's definite issues with implementation. Design choices that do not work with the current UI especially. Can't count the number of times I tried to do something only to be stopped by something without context as to why. The physics of dropping items to use them is tragically annoying.

 

[hletree]

Can someone explain to me how you click on anything? I see yellow circles and no key allows me to enter the places. I follow the naked lady who introduces herself as my assistant, and she just stands in front of the garden. But I can't enter and she won't speak further.

Something is bugged when trying to start a new game. You have to start the game, then save, then exit out and load in for anything to work right. The tutorial won't start until you do so, and you can't enter any buildings.

Just press g to teleport in and out of the garden you can do it directly after you talk to the naked girl and you don't have to wait for her to walk all the way to the garden you may have to press g twice at first sometimes it teleports you just outside of the garden and the yellow circles you should be able to just walk into to enter buildings

 

[ckay1100]

Dear lord how did this game get WORSE to control since I've last played it. When exiting the train the first thing I noticed was how painfully slow the camera movement was, literally having to drag my mouse from one side of my desk to the other just to get any decent movement

 

[loli22]

Hello someone already has the game solved ?? and without the bug of the exaggerated payments that they ask you on the 3 day of pay?

 

[loli22]

1.49???when

 

[Camilovidal97]

20 New Animations (r*)

These are new sex positions?

 

[agar]

Can someone explain to me how you click on anything? I see yellow circles and no key allows me to enter the places. I follow the naked lady who introduces herself as my assistant, and she just stands in front of the garden. But I can't enter and she won't speak further.

Something is bugged when trying to start a new game. You have to start the game, then save, then exit out and load in for anything to work right. The tutorial won't start until you do so, and you can't enter any buildings.

samething for me, already has the game solved ??

 

[Kyraen]

samething for me, already has the game solved ??

Save the game, reload that save, the quests should start properly.

 

[Nightblaze]

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(no password)
some of the interactions seem Jankier in this version...(harpies sometimes have their head detach during lewd animations, or skip the animation entirely to just shit out some grease)

 

[DADDDAAA]

Mgg silver 1.49b (no password)
some of the interactions seem Jankier in this version...(harpies sometimes have their head detach during lewd animations, or skip the animation entirely to just shit out some grease)

eh, is it at least playable now?

 

[theimpregnator]

Someone update the main post sometime this century

Update 1.34b
Silver Version:

Warpstone: Forest: 3894823342
Warpstone: Beach: 2426958643
Warpstone: Mountains: 4373154494
Warpstone: Arena: 4955769523
Return Stone: 2859246739
Milking Machine: 9841864085

Here is the originsl link (i do not know how to repost these things)...
(i will proboly get in trouble for this, but for the sake of everyone that wants to play this game).

Link:

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Password:5kxmq8B1v0V7FrDo

Please grab this and repost it as fast as possible.

whats the password now

 

[Scud74]

lol, this shit still alive. I mean, I could feel sorry for dev to put what it could be decent amount of effort in the game but 700 USD a month is like 2-3 salaries where I live and the improvements over the years is barely noticeable (bad graphics, awful optimization, and the code barely hold things together). At this point is clearly obvious this is too much for a single person project and he/she should try to focus on one aspect while getting help into another.

 

[Nightblaze]

eh, is it at least playable now?

it ran fine for me at least, just occasionally the girl's animations either don't play(i assume a pathing issue, as it's usually when they are far apart), or had minor issues like the aforementioned disconnected head. far as how difficult it'd be to clear the debt idk, i never actually sat down and beat it in any version xD (think my longest save was like 25 days before i loaded it up, realized i couldn't remember what i was doing last cause it was months ago, and went fk it and restarted my run... i should probably remember to jot down notes or something with sandbox management games...)

 

[labbu]

can i play as the small dick mc in this game?