Listen up students ! Nurse Suzie has kindly offered to help us with the next lesson.
This is the scenario: You have a patient, your thermometer is broken and you urgently need to check the patients temperature. What do you do ?
You guessed it ! Insert a finger, or two.. or as many as you can fit, the more the better really.... Then compare your and the patients temp.
Questions ? Yes, you in the back ? MMmm.. Ahha.. mmyes. Indeed. Quite ! You are right of course, lubrication is important.
In a crisis you might have to improvise some fluid, but in this case I have made sure to lubricate nurse Suzie thoroughly in advance.
Everyone, now make an orderly queue behind the nurse!