Okay, let me introduce you to the wildest premise of a game you've ever heard:
This is the story of the most Scandinavian-looking, California-born, Italo-Ukrainian surfer kid ever and how he was born to an actress and her one-night-stand. By the way, that one-night-stand would have been thrilled to know he's finally going to have a son because he's a real family guy. However, he's not going to find out about his son. No, the MC was hidden from the father because the mother wanted to continue to have fun in her life which means letting her best friend in the world adopt the boy. So, MC has a happy home right? Wrong. He's now going to be kidnapped by her mother's best friend's cuck of a fiancé because he can't stand all the love and attention the boy is getting and delivers the lad to the most corrupt church Padré he could find. The boy then escapes from that hell only to be unofficially fostered off-the-books by the coolest surfer military superspy ever. That man, Captain Kelly, is lost to the waves in a tragic sea accident. RIP(curl). Fortunately for us, our well-travelled MC has reached the age of majority and has adulted out of this rollercoaster ride of a below-board system and can now start doing adult things.
You still with me? No? Good. That's just the premise, the meat of this story gets even crazier. Our MC eventually meets and starts hooking up with all the women. MC gets in wild, fun relationships with most of these women. Some of these women, however, are supposed to be saving themselves for their family to continue the super-secret Italian mafioso purity trends of inbreeding into oblivion. Lucky for them, their indiscretions bear them no problems as it turns out our MC is the chosen one. That's right! Momma's one-night-stand, as it turns out, is the ultimate Italian mafioso whose family maintains purity of their most grand blood by inbreeding harder than you've ever considered a wincest game could ever go. So, the happy little accidents are happily super successful.
Also, he finds that he's been psychoanalyzing his lost adoptive mother and eventually finds out as well. Oh, and he accidentally has a bit too much fun with a woman who has taken up the habit, sexes her up in the convent, pulls her out of the convent and only then does he find out she's his long lost mother.
Now in a race against time, the story really starts to take off as the MC begins traipsing all over Europe, the former Soviet Bloc, across America (North and South) and all points inbetween as he seeks more family (from both his mother and father's side of the family tree) in an attempt to fuck them all. For a game called Motherless, MC has a surprisingly large number of Mothers and Grandmothers of varying degrees and names.
So yeah, wild story. Stupid story, really (there's suspending your disbelief for a story, then there's this thing)... but it's cute.
The renders are above average, none of them really strike me as grainy. The developer seems to have a type for women that he will vary slightly to get different appearances; sharper features are usually the order of the day. The MC is, arguably, the best looking character in the bunch; surprising, but fair considering he's seen more often than anyone else in the game. I think it was interesting to lop off his hair so early in the game's production... yet you wouldn't know it until you play. Even after the change, all art around the game focuses on the character having a real California surfer bro appearance.
SFX are everywhere. Some are distracting, some are unusual, but almost all of them are because the developer wanted punch in his scenes. Get used to it: "Yeah!" with a screen punch visual effect will be a real go-to. Music isn't really as important... now that I'm thinking of it, I don't actually remember music. Either there were so many SFX that I've drowned them out or it wasn't there... I'd have to go back and see if I missed it somehow.
All told, the game on the whole is average. The MC and some of the renders get 4 stars, the SFX is 4 stars, the lacking or forgettable music is 2 stars, the story is 2 stars.
This is the story of the most Scandinavian-looking, California-born, Italo-Ukrainian surfer kid ever and how he was born to an actress and her one-night-stand. By the way, that one-night-stand would have been thrilled to know he's finally going to have a son because he's a real family guy. However, he's not going to find out about his son. No, the MC was hidden from the father because the mother wanted to continue to have fun in her life which means letting her best friend in the world adopt the boy. So, MC has a happy home right? Wrong. He's now going to be kidnapped by her mother's best friend's cuck of a fiancé because he can't stand all the love and attention the boy is getting and delivers the lad to the most corrupt church Padré he could find. The boy then escapes from that hell only to be unofficially fostered off-the-books by the coolest surfer military superspy ever. That man, Captain Kelly, is lost to the waves in a tragic sea accident. RIP(curl). Fortunately for us, our well-travelled MC has reached the age of majority and has adulted out of this rollercoaster ride of a below-board system and can now start doing adult things.
You still with me? No? Good. That's just the premise, the meat of this story gets even crazier. Our MC eventually meets and starts hooking up with all the women. MC gets in wild, fun relationships with most of these women. Some of these women, however, are supposed to be saving themselves for their family to continue the super-secret Italian mafioso purity trends of inbreeding into oblivion. Lucky for them, their indiscretions bear them no problems as it turns out our MC is the chosen one. That's right! Momma's one-night-stand, as it turns out, is the ultimate Italian mafioso whose family maintains purity of their most grand blood by inbreeding harder than you've ever considered a wincest game could ever go. So, the happy little accidents are happily super successful.
Also, he finds that he's been psychoanalyzing his lost adoptive mother and eventually finds out as well. Oh, and he accidentally has a bit too much fun with a woman who has taken up the habit, sexes her up in the convent, pulls her out of the convent and only then does he find out she's his long lost mother.
Now in a race against time, the story really starts to take off as the MC begins traipsing all over Europe, the former Soviet Bloc, across America (North and South) and all points inbetween as he seeks more family (from both his mother and father's side of the family tree) in an attempt to fuck them all. For a game called Motherless, MC has a surprisingly large number of Mothers and Grandmothers of varying degrees and names.
So yeah, wild story. Stupid story, really (there's suspending your disbelief for a story, then there's this thing)... but it's cute.
The renders are above average, none of them really strike me as grainy. The developer seems to have a type for women that he will vary slightly to get different appearances; sharper features are usually the order of the day. The MC is, arguably, the best looking character in the bunch; surprising, but fair considering he's seen more often than anyone else in the game. I think it was interesting to lop off his hair so early in the game's production... yet you wouldn't know it until you play. Even after the change, all art around the game focuses on the character having a real California surfer bro appearance.
SFX are everywhere. Some are distracting, some are unusual, but almost all of them are because the developer wanted punch in his scenes. Get used to it: "Yeah!" with a screen punch visual effect will be a real go-to. Music isn't really as important... now that I'm thinking of it, I don't actually remember music. Either there were so many SFX that I've drowned them out or it wasn't there... I'd have to go back and see if I missed it somehow.
All told, the game on the whole is average. The MC and some of the renders get 4 stars, the SFX is 4 stars, the lacking or forgettable music is 2 stars, the story is 2 stars.