Ren'Py - My Early Life [Ep. 12] [CeLaVie Group]

  1. 3.00 star(s)

    Doctor Shark

    Ep. 12 release but review of Ep. 1-11 download. Played through Episodes 1-5.

    Good renders, okay story, terrible gameplay. Rating it an IGN 3 but, overall, would not recommend.

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  2. 1.00 star(s)

    hushp

    What really is disappointing in this game , besides all the grind, its the rewards system. Even if you are in the last episode its still not worth it, a waste of time with not even one scene animated, the story it's not even good. The only one good thing about this game it's the corruption gameplay but not the best tho. But seriously, some much time to reach something and the develep only put frames, with no animation? Geez. If you only enjoy pictures goahead but it's a complete waste of time
  3. 1.00 star(s)

    connor1518

    The female models look good but that is the only thing this VN has going for it.

    There needs to be a good balance between grind and reward, this is completely out of balance. There is almost zero reward. Things have barely progressed at all. It takes slow burn to an unpleasant extreme. It simply isn't entertaining to play.

    Also I'm confused why it has an incest tag as there isn't any at all. A clear case of bait and switch which to me is unforgivable.

    Not worth the time or energy.
  4. 5.00 star(s)

    math013

    Good game nice picture and a good story. There are not many games like this one, because this game make you want to have more and maybe be in the place of the main charachter. So if you like this kind of games you have to play is good story good pics and good sex
  5. 2.00 star(s)

    Brok TheDog

    Overall story and not bad, the images as usual, nothing to say. Some bugs on the right and left but overall it's okay. The big flaw of the game is that you have to constantly repeat the scenes to move forward. you have to tell between 30 minutes to 1 hour to unlock 1 episode, these are just too much.
  6. 1.00 star(s)

    Kaelric

    Nice models, but it's an absolute grindfest and ultra slow pacing.

    If you hesitate to play the game i will give an exemple : you can only kiss the girl on the front page at episode 5.

    And you have to burn 5 hours of your time to pass just one episode and with the cheat mode applied. I can't imagine to play without , you ll have to spend twice your time on stupid game mechanics.
  7. 5.00 star(s)

    MrBurnie

    A game with great models and a fairly good story.
    There are some flaws with the hint system as you can expect from a beta game but it doesn't usually interfere with the playing.
    The story gradually builds up (with trust and money) and includes more people after a while. The moneymaking system is good as you can focus on building a bank or progress story.
  8. 1.00 star(s)

    media18923

    A game with good models, but that's all.

    It's full of bugs, ghost events, unnecessary grinding, they removed jumping.

    You're going to be an idiot day after day and make little... if any progress because the game is too good to leave you stagnant.
  9. 2.00 star(s)

    primeumaton

    Ep. 9

    I have played at least 9 hours of this game.
    Don't be me.

    I did not fully complete it. I did reach episode 9.

    Firstly, the warning is not clear enough. Yes, this is a very slow paced game. like excruciatingly so, as if that is the kink itself.

    You will have your first orgasm
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    .

    I like the art and detail. I dislike seeing the same scene literally a dozen times, every few times having a minor change.

    I like the characters, except when I have to re-seduce them because every other episode Eve has a bitchfit and the girls have zero spine.

    I like the corruption and seduction, but not the constant and forever unending blue balls.

    I am playing with an edit to make the horrendous attitude stat and money grind go away. But you know when I finally closed the game and deleted it?
    When the next step requires you to have no money.

    Hah. Ok. I see you.
    Enjoy making your game dev. I see the work put into it. You crazy bastard.

    Some day maybe you will try a remake and try a visual novel or even kinetic novel. I bet that would get 4 to 5 star average with all the content that could be put together succinctly.

    I currently do not recommend this game.
    Unless you really enjoy teasing to the point you become numb to their models and also enjoy being blue balled.

    You will see more action with 1 google search without scrolling.

    I gave 2 stars because there were some really great scenes of teasing, flashing, and tricksy grooming that was hot.
    Not worth though.
  10. 3.00 star(s)

    TheRealFatslob

    Full disclosure: I gave up playing the game fully since it was too grindy to continue. But I played for 6 hours straight and I get the gist of this game. There were some things I enjoyed and some I didn't, namely the UX (User Experience).

    The Good:
    • Extremely cute girls. Wonderful models and I can't complain because they look stunning.
    • Gamification of taking pictures to earn money was great and it felt really good when I got "sisters" to pose for me to earn money.
    • Happiness mechanics felt great and it added a lot of depth to the game.
    • A lot of content, it takes hours to go threw all the content
    The Bad:
    • The game lacks cohesive UX design; the placement of actions was not easy to find, especially the one in your room where you have to study and so on.
    • Game hints are pretty much useless, to the point that they misguide you. Overall, moving around the locations didn't feel nice. A lot of bugs, the screen not working properly, and events not functioning correctly. The most horrible thing was that when I thought the game would automatically go to the next episode, it never did. I had to manually click "Skip Episode." This one was the most horrible experience for me.
    • Some renders were too bad quality and some sloppy mistakes in the renders, where clothes were pocking threw the bedsheet.
    • Grammatically speaking... let's just say the game has some mistakes.
    If this game was not my type and the girls were not too damn cute I would have given it 2 stars but despite its flaws, I liked it, and I would give this game 3 stars.
  11. 5.00 star(s)

    Santoly

    superb image quality and animation.
    Most of the time you have to understand what to do depending on the dialogue and the MC's intuitions.
    There are 3 main girls available for various tastes and the ability to skip chapter in case you get stuck
    It's a very slow game but it's worth it!
  12. 1.00 star(s)

    Pervthecurve

    If I could give a big fat 0 I would. This game is extremely grindy with very little reward with a convoluted story and dialogue that is betrays the low level writing skills of the author. It's technically a repeat of his previous game but the novelty has worn off. I couldn't find a single fap in all this mess, you try.....
  13. 2.00 star(s)

    chopolander

    An author who gets bored of his own games to the point of abandoning them and constantly starting a new one with the same procedure already foresees the result of this one.

    The corrpuption system is good and so are the images, but I'm afraid that his inability to introduce more fetishes or sexual perversion to satisfy the player leads to a tedious routine that does not make it clear what to do or where to go, limiting you to repeat and repeat events already seen constantly.

    Now, to make it more difficult, or get someone to pay 48,50€, 97€ or 193,50€ monthly for this (are we crazy?) add a system of money (or rather throwing money away), schedule events (some impossible to do that make you skip the episode out of boredom) to extend this as long as possible without getting nothing more than to see naked girls to, probably, create a new game when bored again .
  14. 1.00 star(s)

    The Wicked One

    Decided, against my better judgement, to try again with a Cielavie game... where to begin?

    There is no challenge here, it is just pure grindy-busy work. The title of this game should "Chores: the Video Game".
    Not to mention, the reward isn't even worth the grind, since the lewd scene are not that great.
    Also, the writing, somehow, took a step down since My Bestfriend's Daugther.
    As per usual, this has all the potential in the world but it is squandered on a grindy, zero reward game that could be way better.
  15. 4.00 star(s)

    Angel1984

    Love the idea .
    i dont mind the grind as much... for me it's a lot more realistic and rewarding to work for the corruption.
    some bugs.. Especially near progressing to the next episode.
    Yet awesome renders.. good writing.. Yeah.. thats a solid 4 in my book
  16. 1.00 star(s)

    mnonyhc

    Imense grind and most tips are unhelpful.
    Extremely large number of progression breaking bugs, even in several months old chapters, meaning not even the dev dares to playtest their own game properly.
    Extremely low content.
    My advice is play with URM and checking decompiled source code to be able to get past the labirinth of gameplay and endless number of bugs.
    Story is pretty pretty bad.
    I only advice this game to fellow programers that enjoy debugging. The kind of person that spend more time fixing their skyrim instalation than playing it.
  17. 3.00 star(s)

    Kayzee12

    My Early life is a painfull torture.. But, Tbh... I am quite impressed by the dev the way he manages to stretch the events like spandex. Have you heard the saying " Work smarter, not harder".. well My Early Life is exactly that.

    The length of this game is an Illusion. The dev creates a scene of like 25 images, and then drags them 1 image at a time over countless episodes. You keep on doing the same event day after day after day. and every new day the same scene repeats with ONE new image in the end.

    The story / characters and models itself are quite good , but I seriously feel this dragging bullshit should be cut. He's been running the same pool, beach, homework, bathing scenen for over 5-6 episodes now. This game is Minimum effort, maximum outcome
  18. 2.00 star(s)

    cakeofdoom

    There's a gem buried somewhere in all this mess, and even though bob's games have been getting better as of late, I'm still afraid we'll never get to see said gem.

    This starts of rather well, there's some problems that I will get into later, but overall I feel like chapters 1-4 of this game are his best work by far.
    The models are great, at least to my preference, I'd give them a solid 9/10, the progression of the corruption is great, it goes at a perfect pace (getting prudish teenage girls that are for all intents and purposes your siblings to go around naked and slobber over your dick is not a fast-process and if it were it would not have been satisfying). That's most of what this game is and aside for the writing it's one of the better ones of the genre and that's because bob doesn't stray from rendering, there's a lot of them and they're quite detailed, bob's work ethic is pristine (about the only good thing you can say about him unfortunately tho)

    If the game had continued at this level of pace and quality to its completion, it would have been good, but it doesn't and in comes chapter 5 where everything aside from the art completely falls apart, some of these problems appear in previous chapters as well but the egregious ones start here
    All around:
    - the MC's model is trash, it's unpleasant to look at even, he looks like scum, and I guess that fits because he is the most unlikeable scum too
    - while quite nice, the models are incredibly similar (almost the same) and in a cruel statement bob decided that they will have the same name as well just use different abbreviations for it, for this I like to play a mini-game in my head where all the LI's are actually the same character with schizophrenia, because aside from looking similar and having the same name they show other signs of this particular mental disorder.
    - the plot is just barebones and cliché. As much as I praised the progression of the corruption, it is within the bounds of the same old shit (family dead, step siblings from different marriages etc), it's extremely unrealistic but that's not the point of the game anyway. This problem is exacerbated by the complete absence of grammar, proof-reading and the insanely basic and robotic dialogue, bob desperately needs an editor (or more like a new writer)
    - the grind, while not as bad as in his other games (as of chapters 1-4), it has the biggest problem of the studying. Now I know little bobby is probably a doctor in real life (or failed to be one but likes to larp) and I know becoming a doctor takes a lot of work, but the studying in this game does nothing, like absolutely nothing. If you don't do it however, you straight up lose. This is a problem because little bobby also doesn't go to school or university, but the reason to keep studying is to not get kicked out of it, you're constantly reminded by both your sisters, the in-game walkthrough, the narration text and even the fucking man himself to keep studying so you don't fucking lose. But then the studying has no benefit to the progression of the game, it's just busy work for no reason in a staggering example of just utterly miserably failed game design. And it has no reason to be there, because there's other shit to learn IN THE GAME: massaging, self defense, photography and other dogshit that's cliché but has a purpose. The studying is only there to suck his own characters dick which by extension his own I'm pretty sure.
    - the man, the myth, the legend, bob himself is one of my biggest problems with the game. The amount of self-insert humor, 4th wall breaking to criticise the player by both the MC and the NPC's (poetic when we know how he feels about criticism on this forum alone), MC turning his head towards the camera when he does something that's "cool", it's the 2nd biggest offender of immersion breaking in this game that's all about immersion after the dialogue and I in vain will forever wish that he stops doing that. Nobody likes it and if they do they need help. Even the act of renaming your character is done in spite (my name's bob, but call me whatever you like cause it's wrong anyway). There's even instances of the MC's name being hardcoded as bob, it's just the worst.

    Starting in chapter 5:
    - the previous problem with the grind gets at least 5 times worse. You get scenes that have to be repeated upwards of 10+ times (sometimes even more than 20, no joke) with the progression being only one render, and sometimes the render doesn't even make sense to end on. The amount of money you need gets exponentially higher and the opportunities you get to make photos get lesser. Your best bet is to grind the money for the entire game in the first few chapters but:
    - in chapter 5 we get a nice game-breaking anti-cheat solution, where in one day of the week you get teleported to your room to be notified of random damage that has been done to the house. This is unavoidable because it teleports you, this takes up a time slot and a very busy one at that AND this costs *all your money* - $500 every single time. Not only does this actually punish you even if you're not cheating, because if you play the game at least as slowly as I have you can definitely get past the "arbitrary cheat number that bob decided upon" easily and get punished when playing normally (also this doesn't stop the cheaters because they can just get money between the events, what a great example of modern DRM). This becomes game-breaking in chapter 6 where instead of just taking all your money, it asks for only $20 while still being unavoidable and taking up a very busy time slot, so you're stuck with that event and unable to complete the chapter until your money gets low enough to not trigger it.
    - you can't skip the text anymore. Until a scene is completely done and you've seen all renders associated with it, you cannot skip the text up to the new render. There scenes that have to be repeated upwards of 20 times with 30-40 clicks each with no lewd render until the very end. You honest to god have to click 20x35 = 700 times to get a scene over with and it's not even a good scene, it's actually a terrible scene that highlights the next problem
    - variable corruption levels (usually downwards). So the game does this amazing thing, where when you finish a chapter all the girls go back to being like they where at the middle of the previous chapter (and onwards from chapter 5 they go back even more). At first I was skipping the episodes when I felt like the grind for the last few scenes was not worth it, and I thought that was just bob discouraging me from skipping the levels, so I would go back and do them properly, but no... It's just hard-coded in there. The story progression is all over the place starting chapter 5. The girls go from having no problems being naked to wearing a burka to the beach from scene to scene. The girls show up in your room naked asking for money but then when you walk in on them partially unclothed they call you the scum of the earth. You'd get one of them to touch your dick of their own volition and then refuse to kiss you on the cheek. In later chapters the opposite happens, where you can give the girls a lot of money and they will instantly go up in corruption way over where you have them at that point in the story. It's all just random renders at this point with no continuity or logic and honestly it completely ruins the immersion and enjoyment of the previous episodes.

    It's a shame really, this is already verging on good, maybe even great. And it could definitely be excellent, but is bogged down by some major problems that have plagued this series since the beginning. I hope an actual writer will be involved with these projects some day (maybe someone to do the game architecture as well)

    TL;DR this would have been at 3 stars if it stopped with chapter 4, but the game is getting progressively worse as it's baiting more people in and such malevolent business practices don't really deserve praise.
  19. 5.00 star(s)

    Gwiffin

    One of the better games out there (imo).

    I love these type of games where you are a player in a setting, and the setting changes as you play more and more. It is pretty grindy but addictive, the more the scenes change, the more you want to play.

    Models are decent. Only thing I can criticise or attempt to- is when there's finally vpenetration scenes. If the dev teases us for too long, the sex scenes will not be too interesting since we have already spend HOURS playing. I am interested to know how sex scenes will be installed into this game, can't wait for more!
  20. 5.00 star(s)

    vdn10670

    I love this game so far. It could be a little less grindy but the tension built up between the characters and the renders are one of the greatest so far in the sandbox game genre.
    Tried a lot of games but this here really catched me so far.
    Please keep up your good work! I just hope it will be not like in BB where the devs decided to leave this project right in the middle