English:..........5/10
User Interface:...2/10
User Experience:..2/10
Art:..............5/10
Dialogue:.........2/10
Story:............2/10
Opinion:..........2/10................
Avg:...........2.86/10 [1.43/5]
The writing in this game doesn't even deserve a review. I do not wanna hear any defense for it. It opens with a tired ass 4th wall break "Heh, you're probably wondering how I got here." NO. NO I AM NOT. "This is the story how I went from lonely to having everything." But he's a super successful non-descript businessman with infinite money. There's no problems, his life is already perfect. So, because I hate myself, I'm gonna go through this dumpster fire and never have to touch it again. My one request, to any fledgling devs that may read this, can we PLEASE stop using this male character model for mc? His wispy ass hair, and Plumbers Don't Wear Ties face are unappealing and annoying. Google translating everything is an awful and unacceptable practice that also needs to die. The fact I have to point this crap out over and over is the most depressing part of this. So let me appeal to your baser needs for once. Player, value your time and penis more than this.(Never thought the day would come I'd talk to randos about their penis, but here we are) I can understand wanting a power fantasy, but this feels like it was written by a middle schooler.
I was gonna try to go through every detail of this, but it's so braindead stupid. MC is a skeezeball weinstein type that opens this story up with molesting a woman. He's not charming, attractive, or really has any redeeming quality at all. He's just a rich piece of shit and forces his way into a 'relationship' with three bimbos. There's no story beats to comment on, no meaningful choices other than where MC finishes. "bUt wHaT aBoUt tHe bAd eNd cHoIcEs?" Who cares? They were put there for no reason other than to have a choice. There's also sharing options (which I personally don't care either way about) But there's no shot that anyone unfortunate enough to like this game ever picked any of those choices. So they also don't know their own demographic, which is hilarious. Every "event" happens the same way MC has sex with girl, new girl watches them have sex repeatedly until someone confronts them, then new girl starts having sex too. Rinse repeat.
Seriously, the game OPENED to a crash/traceback saying it couldn't find a font. And the game just randomly crashed on me for no reason. The art is boring, the English is not good, the dialogue and story are things you thought of when you were 13, this is a disappointment. The game doesn't even remember if you put in the dumb "patch" code or not. I really don't care if it's incompetence or negligence, either, congrats on making a sex game boring.
User Interface:...2/10
User Experience:..2/10
Art:..............5/10
Dialogue:.........2/10
Story:............2/10
Opinion:..........2/10................
Avg:...........2.86/10 [1.43/5]
The writing in this game doesn't even deserve a review. I do not wanna hear any defense for it. It opens with a tired ass 4th wall break "Heh, you're probably wondering how I got here." NO. NO I AM NOT. "This is the story how I went from lonely to having everything." But he's a super successful non-descript businessman with infinite money. There's no problems, his life is already perfect. So, because I hate myself, I'm gonna go through this dumpster fire and never have to touch it again. My one request, to any fledgling devs that may read this, can we PLEASE stop using this male character model for mc? His wispy ass hair, and Plumbers Don't Wear Ties face are unappealing and annoying. Google translating everything is an awful and unacceptable practice that also needs to die. The fact I have to point this crap out over and over is the most depressing part of this. So let me appeal to your baser needs for once. Player, value your time and penis more than this.(Never thought the day would come I'd talk to randos about their penis, but here we are) I can understand wanting a power fantasy, but this feels like it was written by a middle schooler.
I was gonna try to go through every detail of this, but it's so braindead stupid. MC is a skeezeball weinstein type that opens this story up with molesting a woman. He's not charming, attractive, or really has any redeeming quality at all. He's just a rich piece of shit and forces his way into a 'relationship' with three bimbos. There's no story beats to comment on, no meaningful choices other than where MC finishes. "bUt wHaT aBoUt tHe bAd eNd cHoIcEs?" Who cares? They were put there for no reason other than to have a choice. There's also sharing options (which I personally don't care either way about) But there's no shot that anyone unfortunate enough to like this game ever picked any of those choices. So they also don't know their own demographic, which is hilarious. Every "event" happens the same way MC has sex with girl, new girl watches them have sex repeatedly until someone confronts them, then new girl starts having sex too. Rinse repeat.
Seriously, the game OPENED to a crash/traceback saying it couldn't find a font. And the game just randomly crashed on me for no reason. The art is boring, the English is not good, the dialogue and story are things you thought of when you were 13, this is a disappointment. The game doesn't even remember if you put in the dumb "patch" code or not. I really don't care if it's incompetence or negligence, either, congrats on making a sex game boring.