RPGM - My New Life: Revamp [v0.97] [Beggar of Net]

Played 0.93
Played with cheats and patch
Can't address anything aside from sexy times, no idea what gameplay is. Strictly sexy content, animations suck. Animations are terrible, 3 frame rotation, not smooth rendering, with zero IC dialogue. When there is the "incest" tag I expect scenes to reflect it with dialogue reflecting mom, son, sis, bro. Again, no idea how gameplay is but only watching sexy times this is terrible

Man. The Lucy questline was amazing. The part where the protection comes off is damn near worth every hour invested by itself. Probably one of the best mom/son iterations that you can find on this site.

But goddamn. they totally butchered Sarahs (the sister) big moments. Even with the inclusion of Alex. You gotta understand, MC asserts himself totally in every scene, but croaks entirely on this one for some reason. Bro literally falls asleep.

And for that reason, i can damn near recommend you to go play the non revamp for those older Sarah scenes alone as well. The ones in the hotel are pretty damn nice and somehow close to being on par with the lucy quest, even though its that much older and that really speaks for itself.

Everything else has already been said. The only other thing i can add is that i always wished there was more dialogue during the dirty. There is some pretty nice stuff there during the unlock, but nothing in the actual repeatable parts.

Edit: also, i dont know what some people are on about, but THERE IS NO FORCED NTR WITH THE ANTAGONIST. Yes, you can fail which leads to a scene, but you really, really have to go out of your way to mess that one up. There are some scenes and acts he does that do seem unnecessary, but even so. the MC isnt really up to his max in this one yet. In the older, abandoned version of the game, he could beef up and learn how to handle himself, while in this one, he is just beginning to get there as of now (0.93)

Honestly the amount of content and sex scenes that is in this game is pretty crazy. The story is probably above average and changes are made frequently with stuff added or removed that makes it hard to follow a lot of the time, especially if you don't play every version since the dev is not very forthcoming with what has changed a lot of the time.

The sex scenes are very varied and includes a lot of kinks though it's usually focused around the player having to go through the steps of handjob - blowjob - titjob - vaginal sex - anal sex for every girl.

I would rate this as a 5 star normally but because of how buggy the game is I don't feel like it's fair to do so since there are a lot of game breaking bugs in the game with almost every release that modders are often forced to fix for the dev. Every time you start a scene there is seemingly a 5% chance the game freezes, every time you progress a quest there is a chance the game freezes, stuff can seemingly randomly happen in the game like you all of a sudden clipping through things and much more.

As a player you should save at least once every 20-30 mins into different save slots, I honestly recommend rotating through 10 save slots, or risk getting stuck or just having the game freeze and losing your gameplay. I mean even by doing this and sort of knowing how to play in a way that makes the game smother I still lost hours of gameplay most often from when an animation wouldn't start and I was forced to close the game and reload.

I was subscribed for years to BoN's Patreon for the old game until the Revamp came to light. After which, I wrote it off entirely when I found the game was just as buggy and now had the Christian NTR bait for Sarah, who was in-arguably the favorite/main girl of the original. Years later, I decided to give the game another chance since the original is my Favorite Weg of all time. I can't believe after all this time, the game is still buggy to point of being unplayable without a 3rd party patch, and that the writing has somehow degraded in quality. I'm not impressed. I was frustrated with the changes made to Daisy, Carol, and Rachel giving them all far less content and ruining what made them interesting. Those however completely pale in comparison to the character assassination of Laura. The Laura from the first game, and the Laura from house 1 and 2 of the Revamp might as well be 3 totally different characters.

I assume I should blame the Patrons for all the NTR bait in the game now. The original had the failure state with Sarah at the house party but if you played properly you could prevent any contact between Sarah and any one other than MC. That isn't possible with in the revamp. Add on to this with the aforementioned changes to Laura and the other minor moments of NTR bait sprinkled throughout the game is infuriating.

Additionally, I can't fathom the reason to change the main character so much. He is such an unlikable pussy now compared to the original. The player obviously is going to want to fuck Sarah, so MC being so against it is jarring and leads to the player not liking the main character due to this conflict of interest.

All of this however I was willing to look past initially, since Sarah is still hot as fuck. But having just finished the tinymon tournament, fuck this game. The original had so much build up and a genuinely cute romance going on for the big moment with Sarah (Which seems to have been repurposed for Lucy now, though that also leads to another massive blue balling). Here however, the MC is totally against fucking Sarah until Alexx tells him to. Then he's totally willing and both Sarah's virginities are gone with 0 fanfare. WTF.

PS. where the fuck is my Chloe? She featured quite a bit in the original but now disappears from the game after the first few hours.

TLDR: After 7 years of development, 4 since the revamp, My New Life is somehow still an unplayably buggy game whose writing has somehow gotten worse, with favorite characters being replaced with objectively inferior versions.

Worst game i ever played
Controls are clunky
Bugs everywhere
Models are disgusting
Also its really easy to get lost in this game or miss something only because there are no proper map with markers
also UI sucks as well

I played this game just because of nostalgy. Well, i wonder what "changes" did this "revamp" version made, because i barely saw anything.

It changed the story a bit, but it still runs in shitty RPGM.

The grinding keeps unbearable. Grinding was suppose to be a "build-up" thing, not the main purpose of a game.

Renders are grainy and ugly as heck. There are some cool animations, but that's it.

The story? Well the good point is that there are a lot of content and the idea of introducing four mafias is good, very good, but it was almost not developed because the dev wastes render and time in bullshit, like "becoming Lucy for a day".

MC? Hahaha, well he is a wannabe mob that smokes and talks big but at the end of the day is just a crying wimp that lick Christian's boots. All the time this "badass" MC has a fight or a real situation he just screws up and act like a kid. Karma worths nothing here.

He is so useless that he can't achieve anything on his own. It's just others doing things for him or saving his ass, despite the shit amount of grinding.

Christian is from a rival mob, and is threatening to kill and rape his family. What does MC do? Goes to party and gets drunk to shit, yay.

The only "special" thing this MC has is a magical overgrowed dick with superpowers and a brain on its own. Perhaps MC's brain is also shared by his dick.

The girls is downright stupid. Sarah is so annoying that i wish i could get her killed in the game. You have to grind for fucking tinymoon cards for hours so that she can use it to make you jealous and bang the antagonist while expecting you to become a knight in shining armor.

I doubt anyone playing this game faced less than 10 game-breaking bugs until end of the content of the main story for this version. I really doubt it.

If it wasn't for the comunity's work, this game would be unplayable. Thats how shitty this dev really is. Someone else must clean his shit for the game to run. Thank you for your work, modders.

Dev used more than 5 years to develop this "amazing" shit. Wow, that's a lot of sucking patreon money's time, impressive. What's next? another revamp?

How can someone give this garbage more than 3 stars? I bet those people could even eat shit without complain.

Finally, i'm brazillian, so i can understand some of the "spanish/latin" talks easily. Good luck to you, american, trying to play this poorly translated shit.

TL;DR: This is a game where you are going to waste tons of hours in a grinding shit full of bugs that only runs because a modder operated some sort of miracle on it.

This one is so very bad that its really laughable, the story is non existent, the graphics or horrible, the characters are delusional and the game mechanics are the worst I've seen in a game EVER.
This one is beyond help, the project should be nuked from space and stricken from the record.

If you are scared of bugs, this will be the scariest game out there. There is a saying:"Beggar of Net sucks donkey dick". Fact! Having a donkey fucker in the adult gaming sphere is very inclusive and modern so everyone please love this game. Except if you are a real connoisseur. I only enjoy the finest of trash. And this game is a bit too soggy and stale. This game has a lot to offer... for morons!!! The music is horrible, the renders could be great but they are buried by the resolution. The resolution dips pretty significantly sometimes which makes the game look all grainy. The story is boring and filled with unnecessary indulgences. Like the game is a bit too grindy. These games really need to figure out pacing. The dialogue is also badly written and translated. The UI looks like shit and is not very intuitive. The scene viewer is terrible. The list of problems this game has is insane. What pains me is that I wanted to like this game. The prospect of a game with its main focus being to have sex with as many girls as possible is amazing. It's a virtual wet dream. But the illusion is ruined when you realize that you have just wasted 2 hours to watch a sex scene with cringey moaning and weird, jagged renderings. This game is a perfect example of quantity over quality. This developer is gonna keep on cranking out low-effort updates where no issues get resolved and new issues pop up unless he abandons it. As I am a connoisseur of the finest trash, this bottom dwelling trash insults me. But I suppose that's the cirlce of life. We got the bottom fuckers eating up all the trash until they die and we got the Big Boys on top. This game should insult you. You should get pissed off by this bullshit. But some people don't. Search for the good trash and don't waste your life with this bullshit. Be a Big Boy. Or DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you

To Much Bags Cant Enjoy They Game Had to Restart Like 6 Times. Also The Book Of Faces Doesnt Actually Works Most Of The Times And A Lot Of Missions Doesnt Start For Me D: Personally The Quality Also Not So Good Most Of The Events

i t hurts to say this because i was actually enjoying some of the stuff that this game was bringing to the table, however there was just way too many changes that werent necessary, for example the changes to the sisters... where do i start sarah is really stupid i mean hella stupid in this game and gullible, Amy is about the same idk if they effed her up because i stopped playing due to the change in the eldest sister Laura, who went from the shy kinky sister who has a little brother complex, to a Maria clone, like how do you eff up so hard with that character and for what to change the blue haired girls story line (forgot her name because i dropped the...Sasha) they changed most of the characters for the better but that kinda killed the whole mood for me. Honestly i could say more but that was the killer for me in this game

Beggar has this so full of story and Adult themed fun that I couldn't rate it lower without getting petty. I can't wait for it to reach completion. It has and will have great replay. Keep up the good work.

Giving this three stars is such a shame. This game has such a depth of content, hundreds if not thousands of scenes with so many characters to go after. The problem is you'll never get to see any of that content because the game is a buggy mess and impossible to play without a walkthrough. I don't know why the dev doesn't just go back and fix these issues, there are people in the community who fix them for him and then he just ignores them and breaks it more every single release.

Perfect. This game is big. You can explore the entire life of the supernatual big penis main character, that of course gets to have sex with everyone in this game, so that includes almost every kink you could ask for, teachers, schoolgirls, doctors, nurses, police, youtube stars and fangirls, it is basicaly the dream life of most young adults, it is like one of the best porn you can get and, the art is perfect the dirty talk can be awesome, also if you keep playing you unlock more every single day, this game can literaly become a second life, you can spend hours running around in this town, it has lots of different types of people romantic storys, girlfriend stuff, or hardcore wrestling, gangster stuff, of course you get to do it with stepsister, like you can in almost every porn ever made, well the game also has some "gay" content if you are into men, if you are bisexual or gay... but stuff with men is rare, if you are into giant boobs this game is also a 10 / 10 play it, you like it, so this game and the spin off stay at home are 2 games i played a lot during lockdown, i kinda deleted the games ( they are very big ) after a while i wanted to play again, realized how much time it takes to unlock everything. This is the greatest problem and greatest strenght of the game. It is so fucking big. Maybe it should be 3 games and not one giant game. Maybe do season 1 season 2 and season 3, there is the mod scene viewer i did try it, that works, if you want to just get the scenes, also you can use one 100 % file if you do not mind the girls calling you with a name that is not your name, cheats seem to be the only way to change the name also you can not change the name of the girls, the art is awesome the sex has lots of positions and stuff you can unlock, it also has kinda every kind of woman you could ever ask for, this will cover all your sexual needs, this game is literaly like an entire life. It is a dream come true... the life most of us probably would want. So i can say the game is perfect. Would like a chapter select choice at the start but whatever. Also the game has f95zone in it, very deep, your sister is playing porn games inside the porn game you are playing, like a dream in a dream, it is kinda trippy, just imagine you play a porn game in this game a girl plays this game that you are playing right now. Paradox. So... 10 / 10

Just tried v0.92, was not even able to play 5 minutes because ton of bugs and missing files that halts the game. I even tried using some user created 'missing files' pack that didn't find every missing file. And looking at the changelog for 'bug fixes' didn't fix the bugs I incountered! [like incorrect icons/images in the menus, hell those first 5 minutes, opening menu I saw a few 'unlocked' icons/scenes that I have NOT even witness yet, as well as 3 of the 4 incorrectly showing another characters image/scene instead of their own]

Game is not even playable without a ton of community fixes.
And even with that you may end up stuck because of incompetence in the development

It was an ok concept, with some major bad taste's choices that you could try to forget and just consider the good parts, but there are limits.

Not even worth mentioning plot, characters and overall progression.

Ps: I just wanted to add - there is so much potential here. There's so much content, locked behind bad coding/game design. It's a long shot, but I hope all those issues will be adressed

Awesome scenes
Absolutly disgusting game realization with infinity count of bugs
The game not only breaks, but it is quite problematic to fix it, I could not figure out how to do it. In addition to crashes, often gui elements in sex scenes do not disappear after them, but continue to hang FOREVER.
The author of this game has no idea about the quality of the product, even the minimum

This game - is the worstes shit I ever seen

Terrible, do not waste your time.

1. Only good thing it has is decent story.
2. Very long missions that do not feel rewarding.
3. Mission chains are too long and convoluted. You have to do a lot of stuff in between.
4. Very little adult content that you have to grind a lot for a couple of animations.
5. Too many characters to keep track of and many stories that are intertwined. You can't choose to play the main story without playing the school side stories for every student.
6. Lastly, the bugs. So many bugs.

Review for My New Life v0.94:

The first thing I see when I look at the discussion on the latest update is that save games are broken. This game did nothing but piss me off with all of it's bugs to get to the end of the content in the previous update. Does the dev really think that players are willing to replay this entire buggy mess of a game for many hours just to see the content of this new update? Fuck that! I am out! The dev should change his name from "Beggar of Net" to "Bagger of Shit" because that's what this game is: a bag of shit... and I literally feel sorry for anyone that actually paid for it.

Review for My New Life v0.93:

I am approaching 500 games downloaded and played from F95 and this game might be the absolute worst so far. From what I can tell the game was bad to begin with, but it looks like the developer continues to create new content while also constantly breaking older content. This is hands-down the buggiest game I've ever played. Basically, new players are screwed.

If you are a new player of this game on F95, the first lie you will see is this:

Installation:
1. Extract and run.

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If you try that, you'll get nowhere because the game will crash all the time. You need to install a bugfix patch as well as a missing images patch just to play. Even then, the game will be unstable, and it will still be missing some images. You're already off to a bad start, but it gets worse. Getting through the game and seeing most of the content requires knowledge about doing things in the correct order. If you don't follow the walkthrough or do frequent reading of the discussion thread, you will likely hit a game-breaking bug that you may not be able to recover from without going back re-playing for many hours.

Also, be warned that all of the good ratings for this game are from players that admit to installing a cheat mod that allows them to get money and reset time to cut down on the insane grind as well as workaround bugs that aren't fixed in the unofficial bug patch. Note that playing with cheats also requires some knowledge of how and when to exploit the cheats.

Story: 3/5 - The story might be the only thing that's not terrible about his game. It's not great, and has a lot of adult game clichés. It's also crazy that almost everyone in the game is a criminal: thieves, rapists, extortionists, drug dealers, violent assaulters, and murderers.

Writing: 2.5/5 - It's below average, but not the worst, certainly not by F95 standards. Writing is a bit inconsistent making me think there were multiple translators and possibly multiple writers over time.

Renders: 2/5 - The renders suck. If you look at when the original abandoned game came out, it was 2016. The renders were below-average back then and a lot of content appears to be reused. The resolution is poor and the lighting and shading is terrible. At least the models are relatively pretty.

Animations: 2/5 - The animations suck, too. Some of the dancing animations are good in concept, but they're choppy and the resolution is poor. Oh, and animations are not skippable, so you have to watch these terrible animations for as long as the dev wants you to watch and sometimes it makes you want to stab a fork in your eyes, especially the animations with the floating dirty-talk text trying to make you think you're reading a comic-book.

Gameplay: 0/5 - Gameplay is the worst of the worst.

• There are artificial delays everywhere that make the game slow.
• The game is grindy as fuck.
• Nearly every task is designed so that it can't be completed for at least a full day, even when it could be something as simple as talking to an NPC, walking into the next room, picking up an item, then walking back and giving the item to the NPC.
• The user interface is garbage. The developer took the basic RPGM UI, which is already terrible, then added some custom interfaces that are actually worse. The quest system is terrible. It's called "Book of Faces" in a play on "Facebook", but it's so tedious and buggy, it should be called the "Bag of Feces". The minigames all have bugs in one way or another that make them difficult to play.

Content: 2/5 - Multiple reviewers have commented on how much content there is. Given that the game has actually been in development for 7 mother-effing-years, it's not at all impressive. The content itself is inconsistent in terms of being erotic. Some of it is almost good, but most of it is poor. But the worst part is that even some of the sex scenes are grindy.

Bugs: 0/5 - There is an unbelievable amount of bugs that will cause the game to crash, hang, or soft-lock, even with the third-party bugfixes installed. It's really easy to lock out a lot of content by doing something out of order. The game's code is obviously garbage and overall design and testing are nonexistent.

Overall: 1/5 - The 1990's called, they want their gameplay, resolution, graphics, and animation quality back, but they don't want the bugs because games with this many bugs didn't even exist back then. Basically, even if somebody who could actually code fixed all of the bugs, the game would still look and feel old and lame. The only way this game would be deserving of a good review is if it were completed 20 years ago.

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Previous review for 0.91:

This is the first time I've tried to play the game. No mods or cheats. Picture in your mind cockroaches and maggots swarming on a pile of feces, vomit, and rotten garbage and you'll have a pretty good idea of the ugly stinky buggy mess this game is. I only played for 20 minutes and I couldn't get anywhere without some bug causing the game to freeze, crash, or lock out the controls for the MC. If this is a "REVAMP", I'd hate to see what it was like before.

How has ANYONE gotten so far in this game? There is NO quest tracking, ZERO guidance on anything that occurs. Bugs, missing text for for Esc menu, and it is absolutely beyond LOUD even at 20% on everything.

Do not get this game if this is the REVAMP of an older work I cannot believe anyone could have made it through enough of 1 iteration to want it to be Remade! Terrible. Boring. Can't leave or enter areas without weird mouse movements, can't skip MINUTES long scenes that wind up being NOTHING at all. Bad. I would give it negative stars if I could.

TLDR: The game is total mess and the original game is 10x better than the revamp.

At the time of this review, the game is 7gb weight, you would think 7gb game would actually be good but this game prove you are wrong. It is not even a decent game in compared to A struggle with Sin, Peasant Quest, etc... Which are 5x less weight.

The game has huge conflict whether it is a story driven or sandbox game. I had random fun with one of the schoolgirl in the story with absolutely no context on why she does that whatsoever. That was in beginning of the game just fyi!

The dev went out of their way to create the most redundant UI system that I have ever seen in RPGM games. In other to access basic UI, you need to open your bag then go to essential item section to use your phone and click on your character name.

• From here there is almost no translation between Spanish and English
• You cannot traverse backward, you can only close your phone
• Hint on what you are supposed to do is in your profile page along with stats...Which you need access another layer

It is even more redundant if you consider the fact that you have to press W key to access fast travel along with your phone when you are outside of the house. In any other RPGM game, you would just right click, and all basic UI are there. Less effort, no redundancy and more in quality content.

The cherry on top is that the game is extremely buggy. It is so unbelievably bad that I have to check out this original game to see what the fudge is the improvement.

Honestly, OG is 10x better than revamp version in both content and gameplay wise. It also has less bug even when you don't play as a white knight to Sarah.

OG is more on RPGM element than whatever the hell is the revamp is atm. Item that you acquire in OG has a purpose unlike in Revamp which has no use.

The OG offers more content on main/side characters and better story writing. The revamp version somehow has less content on main/side characters and worse story!

• Remember your two cool buddy Marcus and Morgan? They are super losers in Revamp version.
• Remember how Amy calls you master? Well, you can dream about it in Revamp version because there is no way that happen.
• The story in OG is more believable than the revamp version. Cannot believe Revamp Morgan just let you rail his mom so he can be rapper! What is he going to rap about???
• The dad is actually on gangster level in OG while in Revamp he is on cuck boy level
• MC actually put up some fight in OG while in Revamp, MC just kiss the ground whenever he is in conflict with another dude, and he is more of a tattle tale.
• The dev thought his Revamp MC is more mature for some reason

Both games share some flaws:

• The UI is still clunky in OG but not on the level of revamp since the dev went out of his/her way to make it even more clunky and redundant.
• Cringe animation combine with worse music choice! I did not believe someone can make bad @ss Panda sound bad; I was wrong.
• There is no questlog whatsoever, good luck on remembers what you did or where you are in the story. Better finish the game in 1 sitting!
• Karma has no meaning and yet the dev still keeps it for some reason. There is no bad @ss MC path!

Overall, OG just better and I cannot see how the Revamp beat it in the next 3 years or before dev abandon the game again since a lot of bugfix on revamp right now is not from author.

Sad to see how a "revamp" is a "reforge"! Glad that the dude has 1k patreon at the time of this review too even though he revamps his first project which we all know there is 0% chance that it will be abandon again.