Good concept but I have no Idea what to do in the beginning. I find playing against overwhelming force with no way out to be pointless.
When you fail trying one thing, think about what went wrong and then try something different
I will give you a hint though, try not to win, try to cut your losses! It is because you are indeed up against an overwhelming force, so you have to cut your losses and figure out how to slowly build up strength, so that you may stand a chance against this ruthless creature, a woman no less!
...For once we have a game, that is an actual game to be played, and not even an "RPG". Shiit what has the world become?! Santa do exist!