If you know me, you know I believe that F95 rating system is fundamentally flawed. The reason is simple, you cannot reasonably review unfinished products. However, this is no longer a finished product, so here it is.
It is quite common for developers to try to produce high quality product that ended up believing they are better than what they are. This is not necessarily wrong, it is absolutely good that these developers are trying hard and having expectations on their work. But, more often than not, their result is lower than what they think it is. Too cliche, too naive. Too average? Well, this is NOT Once in a lifetime.
Once in a lifetime is a fantastic novel. More than anything, because of its witty writing. Caribdis is a fantastic writer. No, he will most likely not make you evaluate your whole life, neither will his product earn him a novel prize or anything. But you will enjoy reading every single line. In once in a life time he takes an standard formula (horny teenager wants to fuck everything that moves, include... close members in his household.. wink wink), but instead of trying to do it with a protagonist that has a dark/tragic past or simply is absolutely awesome in each single way, he is as average as can be. MC, no matter where you see him from, is absolutely forgettable. So.. why is it so good? Well, Caribdis manages to take you on MC's journey from a point of view of comedy and silly happy feelings. This is not to say that there is no drama or tension or even scary parts (looking at you, Mr Hospital). But the overall style makes you forget this is an erotic visual novel and just enjoy a ride next to MC and its beautiful girls, with funny moments all around. And that makes this MC absolutely great.
Ohh.. I did mention beautiful girls, right? Oh yess... girls in this game are absolutely fantastic. Even the most boring ones are absolutely great. And the best ones are top waifu level. So believe me, you will want to spend time with them, and in them. Cause they are freaking hot.
What about overall plot, you may ask? I mentioned OIAL takes a standard formula of a horny teenager that wants to fuck every single cute hole he sees. And that is true. But those are the only standard similarities that you can find. Plot is quite more complex that you would expect at first, with a lot of intrigue and change in scenery. Yes, you will not be stuck at home or school thinking how you can fuck "insert cute name here". You will go to different scenarios, by trying to unravel a mysterious plot. Overall plot might not be the most fantastic and mind blowing plots of all (Legacy of Kain, Netflix Dark except for that absolutely crappy ending), but it will keep you way more interested than you would imagine when you pick the game to have a soo needed release.
What about ambient? Graphics are done in Honey Select engine from illusion. Unlike Blender/Daz, they are more cartoonish and anime style of graphics. While quality clearly inferior to those, given the overall writing style I believe the combination works fantastic.
And music? I am of the mindset that music is not just something good to have, it is essential. Music is key to set the right tone on a scene. And many times it is all you need. Caribdis did a very good job in that sense. That is not to say the music itself is great. I don't believe you will want to hear any of the songs after playing the game, something that would happen playing The House in Fata Morgana. But in terms of music ambientation, the job is well done.
You may be wondering if there is anything wrong. The short answer would be no. Nothing to complain, really. The long answer is still no. Kidding. If anything, a little more drama would have been welcome. But that is just me from a drama loving perspective. Putting more drama in OIAL is not an easy task given the overall style of it. So, I believe we can let this one thing slide by.
So if you get to here reading, kudos to you for reading what I have say. As the future ruler of Earth, you should always read me. Please do remember I am a certified supervillain. And this supervillain overlord strongly recommends this novel. It will not fuck your mind like The House in Fata Morgana does. Neither it will take you over a sci-fi thrilling time shattering multiverse as Muv-Luv. It will not make you scream at the screen (pun intended) like Acting Lessons (which I love, unlike that overrated BADIK) for playing with your expectations. But you will have the best of time. And that is all that really matters.
10/10. Just go and enjoy it.