SerHawkes
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- Oct 29, 2017
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It's actually funny to read that Ian's dick is not capable of satisfying women. Emma, Alison, Cindy, Cherry and Minerva would beg to differ. All of them were very pleased with his tool. Heck, Mike is portrayed as an Alpha and his tool is more or less the same as Ian's. Yeah, pandering has just made it GGGB 2.0. She was avoiding it like a plague.
This right here has befuddled me most of the time, if he were below 5" that would be understandable and I don't get this mentality of most women being size queens, majority of them can't even get a good estimate of dongs IRL. I know it's a porn game and it should have those porn tropes. To each their own.
I'm talking about the ehm 'certain ones' here who go on about Ian getting cucked for reasons. I just made the micro penis comment as a 'reason' or 'excuse'.... Ian's got a pretty big dick for a micropenis. I mean, it's not whopper-level with some of the pornlord-sized cocks in the game. Still larger than a real-life average though if you note body proportions. Likely because Eva's tracing from professional porn and you won't find too many dinghies in that lake.
I know our lad Ian can take care of the ladies. Not Alison though. She's too yandere and baby-entraper for my liking...