Just thought about how gender swapped Perry would fare rather well in the polls, better than Alison and, to an extent, even Holly. Think about it rationally, she doesn't bitch about a career (jobless), stays at home all the time (never fucks=wholesome), cooks dinner that doesn't make you sick, Jeremy hates her (and it's mutual). Gentlemen, we have a traditional housewife in the making at our hands. She's blushing all the time and have a cute stutter, maybe has a slight problem with being a racist. Full of estrogen (beer). Goons all day in her room, but we can turn that around. Ian, she lost her keys again, come save her, she's worthless without you. You beat up Robert, defending her honor, playing into the saving a damsel in distress trope. Do it, Eva, how come when Ian eats those Joe Rogan mushrooms and commutes with a sixth dimensional psy trance demon he thinks about some worthless hoe that he exchanged couple of words with. Make it happen.