Gicoo

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Just thought about how gender swapped Perry would fare rather well in the polls, better than Alison and, to an extent, even Holly. Think about it rationally, she doesn't bitch about a career (jobless), stays at home all the time (never fucks=wholesome), cooks dinner that doesn't make you sick, Jeremy hates her (and it's mutual). Gentlemen, we have a traditional housewife in the making at our hands. She's blushing all the time and have a cute stutter, maybe has a slight problem with being a racist. Full of estrogen (beer). Goons all day in her room, but we can turn that around. Ian, she lost her keys again, come save her, she's worthless without you. You beat up Robert, defending her honor, playing into the saving a damsel in distress trope. Do it, Eva, how come when Ian eats those Joe Rogan mushrooms and commutes with a sixth dimensional psy trance demon he thinks about some worthless hoe that he exchanged couple of words with. Make it happen.
She is also overweight, smells, has messy hair, ugly glasses, and bitches all the time.
 

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Think about it rationally
Don't forget she would be a gamer girl, too. You might be very well onto something here. :sneaky:

She is also overweight, smells, has messy hair, ugly glasses, and bitches all the time.
Everybody knows these traits are reserved for male cast and the token Landwhale. Female Perry would be at worst Holly-level homely: Holly also starts "overweight", with ugly glasses and changes her hairstyle as part of her facelift.
 

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Was replaying my Alison playthrough and was surprised how easy it is to lose money on that path. It's like Ian wants to go broke in solidarity with Alison lol. Lesson here is, if you want to be broke, date Alison :whistle:. You're welcome! :WeSmart:
 
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Was replaying my Alison playthrough and was surprised how easy it is to lose money on that path. It's like Ian wants to go broke in solidarity with Alison lol. Lesson here is, if you want to be broke, date Alison :whistle:. You're welcome! :WeSmart:
For a good woman you use your hard earned money for dates and gifts.
For a bad woman you take her to walks in the park like a dog,like both MCs do with that geek Holly:LOL:
 

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Depending on what choices player makes for Lena, Ashley is potentially in relationship with good Jess and currently abroad on a short leave, iirc.
Considering Arthur can only become a millionaire if she was his girl*, her fate on the Seymour path is clear. Makes sense since Good Jess is with Dave on that path.


*Arthur can become a millionaire and lose her when she is on the gangster route
 

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Depending on what choices player makes for Lena, Ashley is potentially in relationship with good Jess and currently abroad on a short leave, iirc.
It's over
Considering Arthur can only become a millionaire if she was his girl*, her fate on the Seymour path is clear. Makes sense since Good Jess is with Dave on that path.


*Arthur can become a millionaire and lose her when she is on the gangster route
We are back
 
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Better art quality, generally better written characters, and I personally like the double protag gimmick even if I feel it isn't used to its full potential.

Only thing you might feel ambivalent is that the story has less porn-y logic and doesn't move in as much of a breakneck pace as GGGB did so it is more of a slow burn in most aspects. I think that makes some plotlines develop better but also means you can't have as many wild transformations and developments as GGGB did throughout its story.
Not exactly _that_ slow burn. Sure you're not fucking five minutes in unless you fast forward, but there's a ton of fucking on along the route. And since you control Lena too, you can throw yourself at him with a booty call right away .. or you can string him on and onnnnnn if you want to be evil. Although that gives Ian even more chance to poink anyone in a skirt (sorry no homoerotic stuff).

I just actually tried GGGB, the start feels really cringy with so-so art coming in fresh from Chapter 13 here. There's been a lot of pr0n in Eva river since those days.
 
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