Patreon Acquires F95

[mahsta]

Happy Easter Fools Day or something...

i think you meant happy April fools day. oh and happy Easter.

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[siknhappy]

You motherfuckers literally scared the shit out of me. No joke was gonna delete my account and everything. Fuck that was good.

 

[Hagatagar]

Goddammit, you guys could've waited until it was April 1st everywhere.

Wouldn't work? Because the moment the last one gets April 1st, the first one is already on April 2nd.

 

[Dicksquid]

I hate this day...

 

[lamarks]

Adorei muito!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[faramata]

Imagine if there was a banner with "This site has been seized by the FBI".

 

[mahsta]

Adorei muito!!!!!!!!!!!!

i really would like to know what you just wrote.

 

[graytempus]

Damn, I got got for a second. Well played

 

[sukubot]

a joke almost evil as a patreon milkscammer.

 

[DRinWV]

Fucking hell.. Now I know what hell would feel like. Patreon owning and sensoring all porn sites.

 

[Hagatagar]

Imagine if there was a banner with "This site has been seized by the FBI".

Next year

 

[HugWhore]

Fuck me I almost died inside

 

[mahsta]

Fuck me I almost died inside

Don't worry i believe in you.

 

[markel1000]

Fuck you that got me i was terrified for min happy april fools

 

[CrazyRay00]

Good one F95zone mods, you got me good with that I had to make a comment. Happy Early April Fools!

 

[PerverTeacher]

NGL it had me for a few minutes....

 

[Star Constellation]

bruhhhhhh I thought this was gonna turn into cool-math-games for a secI wanted to download imouto monochrome fantasy before that happened....

 

[superseveneight]

Me 5 long minutes later:

 

[Yukino]

Lucky for me, where i live it was already April 1st and i was prepared not to believe anything i read today.
So it was only a short 2 seconds confusion for me.
But, well played, really nicely done. Especially the "official" news page is impressive.

 

[Fuckingcops]

S Hello, sorry if I'm blowing your brains out now, but surely this was a joke?