Patreon REALLY bought F95zone...

Eistail

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imagine your going for a fap, read this and relise 2 hours later you didnt fap yet xD
 

mahsta

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imagine your going for a fap, read this and relise 2 hours later you didnt fap yet xD
most of the time i never forget when i last fapped, i sometimes even do the double session, but only can usually only do only one, damn it literally comes with age, i must be getting older than i thought. Xd
 

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:eek: For a moment I was scared. The same thing will happen to me when Gabe Newel dies and Steam is destroyed :mad:
 

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OK, where's that banner...



Our last best hope for depravity!

Edit: Someone already posted a variation of the above banner, but clean banners have options!
 
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mahsta

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the message recently updated.

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UPDATE:
well guys it was a joke after all, the F95zone logo is back to normal.


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the message recently updated.

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UPDATE:
well guys it was a joke after all, the F95zone logo is back to normal.


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Was the rick roll really necessary? it probably annoyed me more than the joke:mad:
 

mahsta

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Was the rick roll really necessary? it probably annoyed me more than the joke:mad:
there there, everything is going to be ok, here let me cheer you up.

here is something you might like for your eyes only. and no not the bond movie. this is better than those bond movies.


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SpikyHair

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Personally think this was quite a creative one, considering Patreon's stance on things and the multiple discussions it resulted in.

Well done.
 

Vicho75

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God Damn it!

I was fearing for my precious bestiality fanart, or the renders of torture, decapitation and pregnant dismemberment.
Thank God we are safe :ROFLMAO: