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skiward

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Really fun game and nice characters. Thank you.

Questions: I wanted on purpose to get the worse thing in hot -microwaved- pizza, grabbed a ton of anything on my plate but I don't see any way to get rid of them? You can throw away finished ppl meals into the bin but not "wrong chosen meals" ? stuck?

Bought from 2 weeks in game the classic high heel to make her walk with it. Then I'm still unable to buy stilettos, still saying I can't walk with those, shoud pratice with the other one I mentioned. Is it possible in this version to buy the stilettos or not?

Is there any real skirt to buy in this version? (not skort or whatever that useless teenage crap is named lol)
1. not at the moment
2. the progress of the heels is not implemented yet.
3. the clothes that are in the game are the ones in the store xd.
 
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DarkDesires

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1. not at the moment
2. the progress of the heels is not implemented yet.
3. the clothes that are in the game are the ones in the store xd.
Thank you.
for the 3. Right and not exactly. Just figured out if you don't pay "daddy" you'll get a nice sexy maid outfit to do the chores in the house. xP Sadly, like the fast food pizza waitress uniform, it' not unlocked in the wardrobe so can't use it at will.
 
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Zellgoddess

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If you use cheat engine you can, mind you the hard way as you see it easy as I see it. I'm not gonna write a script for somthing so basic as 123. So finding the address yourself and modifying it then locking it will allow you to completely ignore his anti cheat. (I could write one but, lmao I'm not getting paid so, nope)
 

lololaut

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You gonna choke on your laughs for good, any chance?

i´m no enthusiast for Humper content, but still found 0.12 enjoyable. It´s top tier quality hentai and you can feel it´s made by a talented dev who puts all his soul into it.
what hentai? there is no sex scene......and if it is full time why 14 major update in 3 years? and if there are 2 guys working on the game how is "his game"?

c'mon now...it's a good game, but right now is not an hentai game, there is almost more sex in the pokèdex then this game
 
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Jinsoyun

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what hentai? there is no sex scene......and if it is full time why 14 major update in 3 years? and why are 2 guys working how is "his game"?

c'mon now...it's a good game, but right now is not an hentai game, there is more almost more sex in the pokèdex then this game
Just tell the dev that despite all his comments, his old friends still released more sex scenes than he did since their break up.
Then sit back and watch him burst into creative rage.
 

johnyakuza1

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You gonna choke on your laughs for good, any chance?

i´m no enthusiast for Humper content, but still found 0.12 enjoyable. It´s top tier quality hentai and you can feel it´s made by a talented dev who puts all his soul into it.
Those final two events with Humper were amazing indeed. The way he kept pushing boundaries in every event was fun. I'm not the biggest fan of the old greaseball preying on the MC but it is indeed good content.
 

lololaut

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Feb 2, 2023
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Just tell the dev that despite all his comments, his old friends still released more sex scenes than he did since their break up.
Then sit back and watch him burst into creative rage.
i'm not on his Patreon and Discord, and i'm happy with it.

i'm not a game dev, but if i was to start a porn game, i will be sure to put a demo with a loop, a base already in place and sex scenes before a patreon.
then i will take my time to put good update ecc ecc.

this dude is the same as the monster girl island dev, he like the money but not to work on the project he is paid for, and that in my house is scam.

You gonna choke on your laughs for good, any chance?

i´m no enthusiast for Humper content, but still found 0.12 enjoyable. It´s top tier quality hentai and you can feel it´s made by a talented dev who puts all his soul into it.
we are not saying he is talentless, but lazy and borderline scammer, like i said, if i agree to pay you 20 bucks to fix my door in a week, you can't take your sweet time and fix it in a month, and this is apply to Pizza hot.

he need to put the work on some loop and sex scene to make people happy, and after 3 years is a must!
in the time he put the 0.12 out another DEV started he's second game (Sinistar 2) and in what, 5 months? have already a playable demo with, behold, sex scene and a loop....

i don't get why defending someone who is stealing your money, and without nothing in retur.. i will never get this..
 

Jinsoyun

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i'm not on his Patreon and Discord, and i'm happy with it.

i'm not a game dev, but if i was to start a porn game, i will be sure to put a demo with a loop, a base already in place and sex scenes before a patreon.
then i will take my time to put good update ecc ecc.

this dude is the same as the monster girl island dev, he like the money but not to work on the project he is paid for, and that in my house is scam.


we are not saying he is talentless, but lazy and borderline scammer, like i said, if i agree to pay you 20 bucks to fix my door in a week, you can't take your sweet time and fix it in a month, and this is apply to Pizza hot.

he need to put the work on some loop and sex scene to make people happy, and after 3 years is a must!
in the time he put the 0.12 out another DEV started he's second game (Sinistar 2) and in what, 5 months? have already a playable demo with, behold, sex scene and a loop....

i don't get why defending someone who is stealing your money, and without nothing in retur.. i will never get this..
The dev's stated idea is that a game first needs stable foundations before anything else can be added gradually. This is quite true. He also has extensive plans for the future, which is also something that most devs featured here sorely lack.

But his approach leaves 2 problems:

1. When is this "stable foundation" done?

Hypothetically he could be making an unreal engine 7 to be released in 2150, which would have infinite potential and his fans all love the potential of this project. After all, potential is the most praised aspect of this game.
But even if he has his UE7 something has to be released for it to be actual content and the dev knows this. He is selling a porn game after all, not the engine.

Considering how proud he is of his time tables, plans and milestones, smart money would bet that he knows when he wants to make the first BJ scene or even the first proper sex scene. And as he states, he makes the decisions, he is very much immune to outside criticism as well, so those dates are only up to him. And he has made plans for a year in advance before, so he almost certainly know by now if this game will even get to a handjob this year or not.

Naturally he can have valid reasons not to share planned dates for content, after all, the unexpected can and do happen, but the fact remains that there is a large disparity between the plans, potential and the current content and this gap is the realm of trust and faith for the followers.

2. What is "content"?

It is a simple fact that good set ups and teasing are criminally underappreciated in porn games as most of them operate on the "hentai logic" of first date coming after the 5th sex, if ever. This naturally creates a demand for something different and well, this game is still teasing for over 2 years, which is undoubtedly a very uncommon approach.

I'm just teasing to get good points with the audience.

Still, in this aspect there are clearly two types of people here, one who is looking for hot situations and the second who do not consider anything tamer than a BJ to be "content".
The first group get what they want and the second group has absolutely no clue why anyone would pay to sit in a strip club and get teased and edged for 2 years.


These two points by the way create 4 distinct groups:

A: Trusts the creator and is here to be teased: they are happy and this is the best game on the forum.
B: Doesn't trust the dev but likes the potential: they are fearful, because one of the few good games for them is in the hands of someone they don't trust.
C: Has hope in the dev but wants more content: they are frustrated because the game looks good, but it's empty for them.
D: Doesn't trust devs, and wants more content: they are out of there already after seeing the "no sexual content" warnings.

Group A is probably where the supporters come from. B would probably support if the communication and attitude would be better. C wanted to support, but first some content is needed. D might give the game a chance if there was content.

Anyone can correct me if i'm wrong.
 

Latetoparty

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I dunno man, in terms of content just being the buildup and the teasing, shouldn't there also be a finish? And a middle. And a start of the actual scene?

Ever seen the second hobbit film, and after all we had to sit through, we finally see the dragon about to go after the town... And then the film ends.

That's the kind of lack of content we're feeling. It's not the same I know but it's a mataphor, stick with me. its all buildup, and then nothing, so we're a little annoyed.

Not trying to be coming @ anyone, but I'm not cumming over the game either and that's a big problem.
 

Draxeid

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Oct 14, 2018
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The dev's stated idea is that a game first needs stable foundations before anything else can be added gradually. This is quite true. He also has extensive plans for the future, which is also something that most devs featured here sorely lack.

But his approach leaves 2 problems:

1. When is this "stable foundation" done?

Hypothetically he could be making an unreal engine 7 to be released in 2150, which would have infinite potential and his fans all love the potential of this project. After all, potential is the most praised aspect of this game.
But even if he has his UE7 something has to be released for it to be actual content and the dev knows this. He is selling a porn game after all, not the engine.

Considering how proud he is of his time tables, plans and milestones, smart money would bet that he knows when he wants to make the first BJ scene or even the first proper sex scene. And as he states, he makes the decisions, he is very much immune to outside criticism as well, so those dates are only up to him. And he has made plans for a year in advance before, so he almost certainly know by now if this game will even get to a handjob this year or not.

Naturally he can have valid reasons not to share planned dates for content, after all, the unexpected can and do happen, but the fact remains that there is a large disparity between the plans, potential and the current content and this gap is the realm of trust and faith for the followers.

2. What is "content"?

It is a simple fact that good set ups and teasing are criminally underappreciated in porn games as most of them operate on the "hentai logic" of first date coming after the 5th sex, if ever. This naturally creates a demand for something different and well, this game is still teasing for over 2 years, which is undoubtedly a very uncommon approach.

I'm just teasing to get good points with the audience.

Still, in this aspect there are clearly two types of people here, one who is looking for hot situations and the second who do not consider anything tamer than a BJ to be "content".
The first group get what they want and the second group has absolutely no clue why anyone would pay to sit in a strip club and get teased and edged for 2 years.


These two points by the way create 4 distinct groups:

A: Trusts the creator and is here to be teased: they are happy and this is the best game on the forum.
B: Doesn't trust the dev but likes the potential: they are fearful, because one of the few good games for them is in the hands of someone they don't trust.
C: Has hope in the dev but wants more content: they are frustrated because the game looks good, but it's empty for them.
D: Doesn't trust devs, and wants more content: they are out of there already after seeing the "no sexual content" warnings.

Group A is probably where the supporters come from. B would probably support if the communication and attitude would be better. C wanted to support, but first some content is needed. D might give the game a chance if there was content.

Anyone can correct me if i'm wrong.
I am honestly in the category of I like the game, I don't have much experience with the dev and from my interactions with him he seems like an okay dude? But I wanna see where it goes, though I will say, if the game needs 3 years to build a foundation, maybe it should have been released to the public when said foundation was there, otherwise there is not much interesting to do, the humour and writing is pretty fun, some characters are interesting, not sure if the main focus (that I have heard of) on the ugly bastard landlord is exactly super interesting to a lot of people? That being said, I'll play the game till the final part of its current content and then probably revisit the game a few months later whenever I remember to see if much has changed.
 
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Mosman44

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What do the new scenes with Mr Humper actually show?
12 steps of blackmail and gradually increasing corruption based on lack of rent payment. From simple shoulder rubs on step 1 to naked oil body rubs and oral masturbation on 12. Would have probably taken 14 or 15 to get to full penetration but alas this update stops at 12.

It's all quite well written and animated. For those into the ugly old man corrupting pretty young girl fetish, it's definitely enjoyable. If frustrating in where it stops. You'll also want to make use extensive use of the skip day feature he added to speed things up unless you started a new game and are mixing in the Asian masseuse content.
 
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Surprise & Delight

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These two points by the way create 4 distinct groups:

A: Trusts the creator and is here to be teased: they are happy and this is the best game on the forum.
B: Doesn't trust the dev but likes the potential: they are fearful, because one of the few good games for them is in the hands of someone they don't trust.
C: Has hope in the dev but wants more content: they are frustrated because the game looks good, but it's empty for them.
D: Doesn't trust devs, and wants more content: they are out of there already after seeing the "no sexual content" warnings.

Group A is probably where the supporters come from. B would probably support if the communication and attitude would be better. C wanted to support, but first some content is needed. D might give the game a chance if there was content.

Anyone can correct me if i'm wrong.
Forgot one.

E: Loves the content and potential, thinks development is slow but that's ok because it's just a porn game and it's not that fucking serious: they are happy with the game when it updates and go do other things in between updates.

Group E follows the dev on Patreon but doesn't support until there's a release, then supports at a level they are comfortable with at that point and cancels at the end of the month until the next update is released.
 

Jinsoyun

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Forgot one.

E: Loves the content and potential, thinks development is slow but that's ok because it's just a porn game and it's not that fucking serious: they are happy with the game when it updates and go do other things in between updates.

Group E follows the dev on Patreon but doesn't support until there's a release, then supports at a level they are comfortable with at that point and cancels at the end of the month until the next update is released.
That's group A. Not everyone in A supports the dev now, but everyone who does is probably in A.
 

Surprise & Delight

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That's group A. Not everyone in A supports the dev now, but everyone who does is probably in A.
Nope, because I don't think it's the best game on the forum. I mean, it's fine, good even, but hardly the best. I pay when he does something, don't when he doesn't. If he abandons the game completely, I got exactly my money's worth. And I have no need to trust the dev at all. So not A. If it makes you happier, we can call it "A and a half" or something to fit it in between A and B if you don't like the position in your hierarchy, but it's not the same thing.

Or maybe there are a lot of people with a lot of different opinions and we shouldn't spend so much time trying to divvy them all up and force them into little boxes because it's kind of a weird thing to do, especially on this forum.
 

DarkDesires

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Oh great... another of those angry "no update" game forum players going free, not moderated, freestyle more than oktoberfest or ggw usa mardi gras "carnivals". How fun...
 
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