Unity - Pizza Hot! [v0.14 beta 2] [Abelius]

  1. 1.00 star(s)

    Dudlbert

    0.7.d

    Holy mother of grind! I could swear all the 4 or 5 star reviews must have been bought... or at least the ppl must be masochists (no kinkshaming intened)

    tl;dr For the little amout of lewd, there is no justification for the grind. There is just no reward since tha cake is a lie!

    There are 3 or 4 "main" stats to grind ->
    • Lewdness: You get 1 point every time you masturbate but at some point it stops and you only get more through certain events
    • Lust: Doesnt rly do anything besides its needed to masturbate
    • Exibitionism: You get 1 point per day and as far as i played, you need 5-10-15 ----> at one point you get introduced to a new outfit but for it to use you would ned 45!!!! points. Fuck off!
    • Relationship with your roommate: Same as Leadness, at first you cant get multiple points a day but at some point you can only get one each day for a certain event.
    The Cherry on top: there are several instances where you first get ??? as a button which you cant click. With a higher stat, it starts showing what you get with which amount of stat. Th moment you hit the requirement, you get the message Future Version. :WaitWhat:

    What rly grinds my gears (pun intended) is that there is next to no reward for all the grind. You get te points, unlock the new "scene" and its i.e. oh no, he touches my ass (exhib. unlocked) ah ok, never mind. Then there is light groping and BAM next Girindwall pops up!

    Besides all that:
    The name giving Pizza Hot pizzaria stops having content mit version :FacePalm:
    There Are a shit ton of marker on the map but so far you cant only travel to 3 for one is a store in which you cant do anything...
  2. 5.00 star(s)

    kiDRetadoR

    This review is directed towards version 0.6.i of the game, which is the latest version posted on this site.

    Well, what can I say about this game.. there really isn't much if anything to dislike about it. It is a game that is still being developed and yet it has already quite a nice amount of content to have fun with

    I like the aspect of slow corruption build-up, which is a problem in most games of the kind, where the character ends up being a complete slut in just the first scenes. In this game though, it is tasteful.. seeing how the character is slowly developing more and more into that, while still remaining innocent for the most part and oblivious to a lot of things.

    The artstyle is great, it is very different than usual and yet it is quite charming.

    The character creator, while it doesn't go extremely in depth does it's job and it's fun to use.

    The world-building and story thus far is great, and very nicely written. This makes the characters feel so alive and distinctive from each other, they all have different personalities tastes and lifes of their own, some even belong to different ethnic groups.

    The mini-games for the pizzeria and the masturbating scenes are fun, and the interactions in the pizzeria between the different NPC's talking about the character we use is so cool.

    It also has and will have a lot of the kinks that I am into, and I'm curious to see how those will develop in the game. I'm very curious to see the scenes that we will have in the bus, especially in the back seats which is where technically the more hardcore scenes will happen.

    There is definitely a lot of passions put into this game and it really shows with each passing minute of the game.

    I am very very glad to have stumbled upon this, and kudos to Abelius for developing this masterpiece..
  3. 5.00 star(s)

    xodee

    Really excited for future updates, lots of potential. Got me hooked even though there isn't that much content yet. It is similar to Insexcity but it improved on a lot of points already in my opinion. I personally love the art and the way the game feels and plays. The game progresses pretty slow and it takes a long time to get certain stats up or to get certain events, which i personally liked, but it could also be seen as tedious over time. The character creation is also a fine bonus. All in all great game already.
  4. 5.00 star(s)

    Darthjake

    Great game on a slow burn corruption, like all corruption games there is a grind, but the dev is gathering info on QoL changes that will help that. I normally avoid side scrollers like the plague, but find myself enjoying this gem.

    Try it for yourself and see. It's still in development, but you can see where it's headed and it looks to be a fun ride in more then one way. :D
  5. 2.00 star(s)

    MarshmallowCasserole

    Very basic, low amount of pornographic content, fairly weak characterization, basically non-existing story.

    Yep, I think that sums it up pretty well.

    An unreasonably pure girl from some backwater state gets accepted into the most prestigious Uni in the Big City. Gets her possessions stolen immediately upon arrival, then finds out that she has to pay for lodgings out of her (empty) pocket, has to work as a waitress. Her new landlord is —of course— a perv. The ONLY twist is that the landlord has a perv daughter (oh, I'm sorry, it's sexually liberated) that wants to get into Miss Purity's panties even harder than her dad. So, does this synopsis inspire you? Do you actually see any extraordinary potential here? Then where the fuck did all these positive reviews come from?

    Okay. To be fair, a bland story —even a terribly clichéd story— is not a mortal sin in a porn game. But Pizza Hot doesn't really offer anything to offset that weakness. Its core minigame is not really a game, you aren't rewarded for being good at it, nor penalized for being bad, it's just a chore you have to get through each game day. Its art isn't strictly speaking bad but it has... awkward choices, i.e. all people are depicted in full side view, or in very rare circumstances in full frontal view. Three quarter view that most platformers utilize with great success? Never heard of it! Okay, what about SimLife aspects? Virtually non-existent. You get 3 unlocked locations, with no way to spend money, upgrade your stats or anything like that. The game basically has the titular pizza place and a stereotypical waitress job, a stereotypical massage per... parlor, I meant to say, and a stereotypical molestation bus. And that's your version 0.6?

    On the plus side is the fact that whatever writing there is, it's rather concise and fairly free of spelling errors. Good job, I guess.

    TL;DR. It will take years to make Pizza Hot into a solid game. If this is what version 0.6 has to offer, then I can't recommend playing it until 0.20 at the very least. Maybe even 0.30. Yes, it can become good eventually, but can is not definitely will, and if it will, the question is also when. And judging by history of past updates, 0.20 is some 60 months away.
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  6. 5.00 star(s)

    dywane

    A really good game, focus on slow corruption which currently is rare. It has a good story and good value design. For example, MC ‘a behavior is reasonable during the game, it won’t let your MC today is shy of masturbate, and tomorrow she is willing to suck everyone’s dick. I think it is more realistic and more interesting than other games. Also it had a good balance between sex event and daily event.
  7. 5.00 star(s)

    SunnyVercett

    When I first looked at the screenshots, I didn't have many expectations. But as it turns out, I found one of the greatest treasures in f95. It's not complicated, but it's fun. You can't expect a life full of playing games, but this is a really good relax besides whatever you do.
  8. 5.00 star(s)

    JAFO70

    Looks like a high end game, supported by a multi-million dollar development company with teams and teams of dedicated programmers. But alas, patience is needed and, as a player waiting for updates, it's easy to be impatient for the next update.
  9. 5.00 star(s)

    dvalkyrie

    Although it seems to me that the progress is a bit slow, it is faster than others that have been in development for more years. A story that seems interesting, a game that has improved its playability, a plot of corruption "oh yeaah!" I hope that love for pizza hot continues for a long time.
  10. 5.00 star(s)

    TheCods

    i've been following abelius since LoK, and seeing how this game have evolved from the beginning i can just say, it's worth enough to play it. the high expectation that you may have is a good damn RPG sidescroller (and being frequently compared to insexity but nothing to see), a good story of corruption, and a great protagonist which become to a slut gradually with a nice background. It's on an early state of development but it's worth the wait
  11. 5.00 star(s)

    Bluennington11

    If there is one game I would love to see complete, it is this one! Character progression, artwork, language, audio and time management is all done spectacularly. Can't wait for the updates to keep rolling out.
  12. 5.00 star(s)

    Soquerocodigo

    This game has massive potential, loved every bit of it so far. You have to grind a little in order to unlock more scenes but nothing absurd. I definitely look forward to the next updates in the near future.
  13. 5.00 star(s)

    Grolo

    This is the best corruption game since LOK:R was abandoned. Still growing, but with great potential . Awesome artstyle , story and dialogs. Abe is doing it again , and is doing great. Need more time, of course, but Im eager to see how it goes!
  14. 5.00 star(s)

    Redmoon82

    I've been playing from the very beginning, I liked the concept and graphics. The author systematically implements the intended goals and does not stop there. This is a story about a girl who decided to enroll in an educational institution in a strange city, she gets into different situations and explores this world. At the moment, locations with work, a massage parlor and a house are available, but the game is developing and I am sure that the author of the game will succeed.
  15. 5.00 star(s)

    toso

    Pizza hot is a very great game. The dev is very ambitious with the animations and jigglings. There is already good content and new updates are in the making.
    You can configurate the MC as you like, skin, hair, boobs etc.
    As the dev tries to make everything perfect, he is very tranparent on his discord with information and opinions.
  16. 5.00 star(s)

    Sonyasiraja

    This is a better 2D side-scroller game with an actual waitress mini game. The story is promising. It is about sexual discovery of a pure and innocent college girl, through slow corruption. This game is a slow burning game which I like very much. The recent addition of message parlour in the game is a good one with some great erotic scenes. Also the developer is very active in F95 and in Discord. Waiting for more locations to unlock and more scenes to discover. (y)
  17. 5.00 star(s)

    TGISaleos

    A slow burner, with good story, good art, and good progression. Very good game, every update is always worth the wait. Don't bother tho if you are looking for a quick fap, we're in this for the long run (y)
  18. 5.00 star(s)

    Sagaspam

    Fantastic Game with great potential, looking forward to the map expanding. Up untill now you have a pretty linear story to follow, with several events and simple minigames that don´t ruin the mood. Very well written and the updates release in a fair amount of time.
  19. 5.00 star(s)

    blob27

    Although updates take time, they are worth it for the quality. I especially like the new update with the massage parlor and I look forward to wat is to come! Maybe it's just me but the slow corruption is much more satisfying than going straight to 100.
  20. 2.00 star(s)

    Balbaar

    v0.6.h

    This is way more grindy than I initially thought it would be. It's basically a click simulator and I was honestly expecting something very different when I saw the ratings it has received. I've come to realize that many people aren't rating this game for what it is right now, they're rating it for the potential it has. Don't get me wrong, I also see a ton of potential here but that doesn't change the fact that as it stands right now, there's barely anything there unless you really enjoy clicking your left mouse button.

    The game starts off great and the artwork looks awesome (for the most part). The overall concept could potentially become an amazing game some day. But what's there right now is a grindfest, where you basically play through the exact same scene over and over (and over) again just to grind the points needed to reach the next stage of that exact same scene. And then that stage is just the same thing once again, a grind for points towards the next stage, only this time with slightly less clothing or a slightly more "advanced" touch.. There's nothing wrong with the MC gradually losing her inhibitions over time as her corruption increases, but the way it's done with the massage parlor scenes for example, causes it to feel like a chore.

    I gave it an honest chance, and I'm pretty sure I've seen all the content there is to see at present time. But I've spent several hours playing this and the vast majority of that time was spent clicking through stuff I had already seen.. And don't think I'm only interested in games that jump right into the action from the beginning, because I'm not. I actually quite enjoy a slow burn in this type of game, but not when that means repeating a short scene 10 times in a row just so I can unlock a tiny bit of progress for that scene. At least give us some interesting story dialogue (or just more variation in general) to keep us engaged as we're slowly progressing..

    Again, I can see the potential here and I genuinely hope it'll one day realize that potential. If it does, I'll gladly give it another try and increase my rating. I thought the way it started off was really good, and I thought this would be a game that's worth sinking a few hours into. But as soon as you've played through the intro, the pacing it had is just thrown out the window entirely and the game quickly turns into the grind that it currently is. Any built up excitement then just slowly evaporates since there are simply way too many steps involved in unlocking the full scene and the pay-off just isn't worth it. Maybe all this will be less noticeable once more content is added, but I believe it'll take more than that to not make it feel like such a grind.

    There's a lot of potential here, but that's it for now. I'm giving it 2 stars because what's there, does at least look good.