This girl makes me want to protect her more than corrupt her. But I'm not criticizing, I like the concept of this game.
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I'd like to imagine that the landlord is the dev's self insert
ha_pi_pi
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Yeah, let's hope the dev will allow himself some pleasure, then!
And won't let themself be carried away with all the cleaning minigame, and waitressing minigame stuff, then... What I (still) appreciate about Pizza Hot, that there is a shower because someone masturbates in it, or shows himself naked to Jenny, there is a mirror because it has the MC customize function, there is the cleaning job because Jenny looks super hot in the uniform and the landlord ejaculates just looking at her. Thank goodness the waitressing is the only actual job you need to do, because I watch many other games shift their focus on maintaining all the basic bodily needs, while juggling time management, money management, health management, xy management... And tedious daily activities to uphold all stats. I discover in myself a growing hate for the "life sim" elements in erotic games.
Seriously, once I played this fantastic game 'Cupid's Way', which does not bother with having its own engine (it just runs in a browser), doesn't bother with having its own art (it just uses random google images), but bothers you with tedious daily tasks to no end (I NEVER found out how sex looks in this game, but I guess random google porn, again?). What these games never did was providing me have some happy time by my pc. Nope, those got me thinking! What am I doing wrong, sitting here and building my charm and fitness for some virtual me? Why don't I get up and do it in real life, instead? Once, when I went in the game gym, and I had to literally play a mini game of lifting those weights, the thought ran through my head: This is EQUALLY BORING to really going to gym and lifting weights in there.
So, I deleted all those games. Please, stop recommending these each time I want a female protag. Screw "girl life"! It's not what I want I still kept 'Pizza Hot' on my drive, despite the fact that I'm like OUT OF DISK SPACE, man. I have so many games that I needed to delete all those that were not quite satisfactory... But, I still keep Pizza Hot, maybe as some sort of satire decision;-)
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I actually never understood that need to add thirst and hunger and whatever to these games. It's not a freaking survival game. Most of the time it is done in the most annoying way possible too and you can't explore because your character is suddenly filthy as hell or dying of hunger.Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Yeah, let's hope the dev will allow himself some pleasure, then!
And won't let themself be carried away with all the cleaning minigame, and waitressing minigame stuff, then... What I (still) appreciate about Pizza Hot, that there is a shower because someone masturbates in it, or shows himself naked to Jenny, there is a mirror because it has the MC customize function, there is the cleaning job because Jenny looks super hot in the uniform and the landlord ejaculates just looking at her. Thank goodness the waitressing is the only actual job you need to do, because I watch many other games shift their focus on maintaining all the basic bodily needs, while juggling time management, money management, health management, xy management... And tedious daily activities to uphold all stats. I discover in myself a growing hate for the "life sim" elements in erotic games.
Seriously, once I played this fantastic game 'Cupid's Way', which does not bother with having its own engine (it just runs in a browser), doesn't bother with having its own art (it just uses random google images), but bothers you with tedious daily tasks to no end (I NEVER found out how sex looks in this game, but I guess random google porn, again?). What these games never did was providing me have some happy time by my pc. Nope, those got me thinking! What am I doing wrong, sitting here and building my charm and fitness for some virtual me? Why don't I get up and do it in real life, instead? Once, when I went in the game gym, and I had to literally play a mini game of lifting those weights, the thought ran through my head: This is EQUALLY BORING to really going to gym and lifting weights in there.
I don't know. Someone will eventually upload it I guess, some unsung hero who doesn't mind throwing their money at this dev.
I salute thee, bringer of the update, thy sacrifice shan't be in vain. We most certainly will make fun of this update too, I promise. Blessings upon your battered wallet.
You are very inspirational positive in my opinion. Actually i believe that is a good life thinking.
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Update Highlights:
Weird sounds can be heard in the living room late at night.
OMG, the excitement just killed me. Will you guys attend my funeral? Honestly, you f95 guys are like a family.
Weird sounds can be heard in the living room late at night.
OMG, the excitement just killed me. Will you guys attend my funeral? Honestly, you f95 guys are like a family.
This part of the forum is great, but just changed a little. A ghost (that is you after your death) just found a way to talk to us.
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Yeah I'm not the only ghost here.This part of the forum is great, but just changed a little. A ghost (that is you after your death) just found a way to talk to us.
I do not know. But i do believe that ghosts can recognize eachother.
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A ghost of Abelius' past.This part of the forum is great, but just changed a little. A ghost (that is you after your death) just found a way to talk to us.
It's a (Pizza) Hot Life.
That kinda sounds very scary knowing the past. But could be at almost christrmas. Maybe Scrooge changed something . . . . .
That other person
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Aha! Christmas stuff. Now who wants to guess the event?
My guess is that she will bend over to put some balls on the tree and there will be some innuendo about blue balls and stuff and then the landlord will slap her ass once. That's it.
Or!
Non-canon christmas event where the landlord dresses up as santa and you sit on his lap to get his big gift at last, if you know what I me-- of course you know what I mean you freakazoid. That's just me being positive and thinking we at least get one non-canon sex scene though.
I guess we will see. Truly would would be a christmas miracle.
my bet is some touchy touchy intimate stuff with her lesbo roomate.
tho no nudity involved!
just underwear in x-mas red / green
tho no nudity involved!
just underwear in x-mas red / green