Unity Pizza Hot! [v0.16B.i] [Abelius]

[carrotliberation]

Oh my god...

Are you still just complaining and obsessing over the same topic for so long? Jeez...

Okay, WE GET IT: the developer is shamelessly milking their audience, and the audience is more than HAPPY to give them their money. You don’t need to be so brainy to understand that, duh. It doesn't matter what excuse they've come up with — whether it's the incredible "quality™©" of the game, or the heartbreaking story about someone in the developer's family having cancer and his poor kids (if that's not just another made-up story by the developer), or the desire to buy a new car, pay bills, or whatever else he wants and blah-blah. What can you do about it? Is it your money? No. Can you bring down the rating on f95? No. Can you cause a stir on Discord or ask the donors why they're supporting this? No. All you can do is make poor "funny" or sarcastic comments that lead nowhere, and talk about how well you could live on such money and how you might spend it. Boo hoo! A typical impotent community of yet another poorly made hentai project.

Just use Unity or any other engine, watch/read a couple of tutorials on how to make a game with it, and you could release ten such games a day. There's an abundance of information on every little thing, tons of ready-made solutions, GPT/"AI" for lazy and braindead people — all at your disposal. Can't do it alone? Team up with people from the thread (or even with that fired designer from the game). Take the best ideas from the game and genre, create a good long "slow burn" story with good visuals, and voilà — your dick (or whatever you have instead) gets hard the moment the game opens.
Great content = Collect thousands of dollars = ... = Profit!

But, as the developer rightly pointed out, your place is to sit on "F95" and cry because you don’t like it. His game — his rules. Pathetic.

Hello Abelius, there are only two ways this, this topic will end. eiher you finish the gawd dem game or abandon it. Your call.

 

[ha_pi_pi]

Well, as long as he earns more than common people working under a boss nine to five... I say it's the 615 people's (I'd like to see each one of them, honestly) call, morelike.

 

[appropriate]

appropriate such uninformed rant can only come from someone who never tried to write a program.... If it would be so easy there wouldn't be so many buggy programs.

I am that person... This just proves that even people like me (with two functioning brain cells ) are capable of writing a program, even if it's not perfect, but working. And if you have more brain cells, well, you can do it (sometimes) without mistakes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Moreover, it's a 2D game, and for such cases, Unity already has ready-made templates (just check any yt video), which makes life even easier. This is not rocket science...

Okay... but why are you gargling his balls?

Really? Quite the opposite, everything is clear with him and this "game" - only a madman would defend it. I actually find it amusing to watch how he successfully scams some people out of money (or maybe they're just hopelessly dumb), while others can't even keep track of someone else's money and end up getting pissed off about it. So I suggest channeling that "whining" into something more productive.

And me on the other hand quite get it, and would seriously consider making my own game at one point
But, I'm afraid I'm too thick for that, I mean I have a problem to successfully play half the games
But, I do believe there are way more people capable to develop a game with a pretty blonde waitress getting corrupted than we might think........
Could be buggy but wouldn't be worse.

Just try it!

Hello Abelius, there are only two ways this, this topic will end. eiher you finish the gawd dem game or abandon it. Your call.

Wait, wait! Or... Just hear me out! Or I can keep scamming some people for money and provoking others? Seems like the better option to me

P.S. It just hit me that maybe he's such a mastermind that even the slow development pace with so little content is part of the "slow burn corruption" genre? You know, he’s heating you up both in the game and in real life at the same time? meta-slow-burn-corruption
Just kidding, he's an asshole.

 

[carrotliberation]

Wait, wait! Or... Just hear me out! Or I can keep scamming some people for money and provoking others? Seems like the better option to me

I was referring to the end of the topic, not ongoing situation. In our county we say suckers are not mammoths, they won't exiting. So GL milking suckers.

 

[-Suba-]

This thread is so funny
Also, is that Abelius? Just to check on his favorite f95 fans?

 

[appropriate]

I was referring to the end of the topic, not ongoing situation. In our county we say suckers are not mammoths, they won't exiting. So GL milking suckers.

Лох не мамонт, лох не вымрет - это да.

Also, is that Abelius? Just to check on his favorite f95 fans?

Yeah, of course, buddy, it's me, your friend Abelius!
I'm just checking how you’re promoting me here and boosting my game ratings!
Also, don't forget to support me on Patreon and Boosty! Cheers!

 

[Angelcrush]

Still nothing huh ?
Tbh I didn't come here for a while, because I got tired of this same conversation. Happy to announce that this forum got another good chuckle out of me. So good job guys !

 

[appropriate]

Nope, I once downloaded Unity, and it diagnosed my OS as "deprecate", said I might try, but they no longer continue support. My attempt in launching the learning project (like the tutorial) repeatedly resulted in a bug. I'm afraid my old buddy is too old to handle Unity;-) And I wouldn't want to make some RPGM thingy...
But, thanks for the thought.

But this is a great opportunity to start making a game in the style of uncle Abelius! You can start from complaining right away about the outdated Mac, why the game will stay at this stage for a long time, and how much you're doing to solve this terrible problem. Don't forget to post updates about this every few days. Set up a Patreon, faster! FASTER!

appropriate such uninformed rant can only come from someone who never tried to write a program.... If it would be so easy there wouldn't be so many buggy programs.

I take part of my words back. It seems development really isn’t for everyone, especially if your hardware is considered outdated

 

[ha_pi_pi]

Nah, no worries, I'm too lazy.
I usually complain that even playing is too much work. Like, you add minigames to the game and I'm already pissed off
Only I can read fast & type with 10 fingers, so here on a forum I might sometimes seem like active person

 

[AleksanderD]

You're a workaholic! I'm too lazy to even get angry.

Has any new content been added to the game, or has the spanking just been fixed?

 

[TheOnlyRockSolid]

appropriate the only thing I want from your game is more clothing options, like an absurd amount (or if we get the chance to add it as in fan made content and mods). Anyway, see you back in the discord.

 

[appropriate]

he only thing I want from your game is more clothing options, like an absurd amount

But the game already has an absurd amount of clothing options.

or if we get the chance to add it as in fan made content and mods

I'm already busting my ass here, I don't have time to add anything to the game.
And I don't like the way you ask. You ask, but you ask without respect.

Anyway, see you back in the discord.

No, we won’t see each other. I’ll ban you just in case, keep sitting on your F95.

 

[Latetoparty]

You know, appropriate , for a while there, i really thought you were abelius - the way you threw yourself right into the debate.
*manic chuckle of those obsessed with this thread*
Look at you go, does the abelius know about you and little Pizza?

Responding to this thread is making a choice.

Choosing between the irl life and Jenny's.

*another manic chuckle*

We have nothing, *nothing* to threaten Abelius with. Nothing to do with all our free time.

But dont worry, im going to tell you where we are. Both waiting for a game that will never come. And thats the point. You'll have to choose.

Here at f95 is our own personal circle of madness, and Ab's discord is out as his personal circle jerk.
At Cisero.

 

[Lindaweidong]

But the game already has an absurd amount of clothing options.


I'm already busting my ass here, I don't have time to add anything to the game.
And I don't like the way you ask. You ask, but you ask without respect.

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No, we won’t see each other. I’ll ban you just in case, keep sitting on your F95.

Keep updating, you can play the latest version without having to pay anyway hehe

 

[appropriate]

You know, @appropriate , for a while there, i really thought you were abelius - the way you threw yourself right into the debate.

This is the only appropriate way to enter such a discussion...

Here at f95 is our own personal circle of madness, and Ab's discord is out as his personal circle jerk.

We can always come together into one big madness, here and there.

Keep updating, you can play the latest version without having to pay anyway hehe

 

[q6w5e4r3t2y1]

maybe another 5 years to get full game?
GTA 6 vibes

 

[carrotliberation]

appropriate maybe you can step in and make such a game for all of us? I can't code. I have enough headache with CNC milling sorry.
Then we will probably stop this tread and go into yours ))
No seriously someone show me a 2D corruption game with such cute FMC and handsome guys. There is none. whatsoever.

 

[appropriate]

maybe you can step in and make such a game for all of us?

But we already have such a game! It’s so good that, even without a lot of content in itself, it manages to generate it in incomparably larger amounts elsewhere. Passion, anger, joy – a full range of emotions and absolute cinema.

No seriously someone show me a 2D corruption game with such cute FMC and handsome guys. There is none. whatsoever.

Yes, FMC, the guys are cute and all that, but honestly, all the most handsome guys are here, in this thread right now.